Mr. Positive says, “Someday the little people of this stinking planet will bow down and worship the ground I walk on. And if you displease me I will crush your bones under my shoe as you watch your loved ones suffer unimaginable pain and humiliation just to satisfy my blood lust for…. Hello…. Is this thing on???? Ummmmm… You’re doing a great job; keep up the good work”.
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Mr. Positive 03/29/2010
Posted: March 29, 2010 by Ervin Sholpnick in Business, Humor, Mr. Positive, Thoughts, Tips & Tricks, You SuckTags: anal sex, bow down, Crack Whore, Good job, Hello, humiliation, Midget porn, OOPS, pain, Positive, Worship, worship me
Mr. Positive 01/31/2010
Posted: January 31, 2010 by Ervin Sholpnick in Classic Comments, Demotivator, Humor, Mr. Positive, Thoughts, Tips & Tricks, You SuckTags: Cheat, cheaters, demotivate, demotivational, fail, motivation, motivational, motivator, Positive
Mr. Positive says, “When all else f
ails, you can always cheat”.
We’re Away…
Posted: September 4, 2009 by Ervin Sholpnick in Animals, animations, Apple, Bedtime Story, Best Buy, Best Of, Best Wishes, BitTorrent, Blogroll, Books, Business, Caption Contest, Celebrities, cheezburger, Christmas, Classic Comments, Cool Stuff, Demotivator, DotD, Drinking, Email Scams, Ervin Shlopnick for President, Fan Mail, Food, Forum, FotD, Government, Halloween, Holidays, Hot Lard's Birthday, HotD, Hotties, Howto, Humor, Internet, Jokes, Kodak Moment, life, Links, Mad Lib, Mediacom, Microsoft, Misc, Movies, Mr. Negative, Mr. Positive, Music, News, Nintendo, Occult, Of The Year nominee, Owies, Photos, Poetry, Politics, Pranks, PSA, Public, Quick Movie, Rants, Religion, Research, reviews, Shaming, Social, SPAM, Sports, Super Tard, Tech Support, Thoughts, TinyPic, Tips & Tricks, TV, Uncategorized, Video, Video games, WalMart, Worst Of, WTF, Yahoo, You Suck, YouTubeTags: We're Away
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Mr. Positive 07/18/2009
Posted: July 17, 2009 by Ervin Sholpnick in Business, Classic Comments, Demotivator, Howto, Humor, life, Mr. Positive, Politics, PSA, Public, Thoughts, Tips & Tricks, You SuckTags: A wise man, A wise man once said, Crack Whore, demotivate, Demotivating, demotivation, demotivational, Demotivational posters, Midget porn, Positive, Wise man, Wiseman
Mr. Positive says, ” A wise man once said… Never listen to anyone who starts a statement with… A wise man once said”.
Mr. Positive 07/17/2009
Posted: July 17, 2009 by Ervin Sholpnick in Business, Classic Comments, Demotivator, Howto, Humor, life, Mr. Positive, PSA, Public, Rants, Thoughts, Tips & TricksTags: Crack Whore, crap. demotivational, demotivation. demotivate, Demotivational posters, Dump, ethics, good work ethic, manger, massive dump, Midget porn, motivate, motivational, motivational posters, motivator, Positive
Mr. Positive says, “Remember, after making a statement, a good manger will always make time to listen to the response of their employees….. But before you say anything, I need to go take a massive dump”.
Mr. Positive 07/16/2009
Posted: July 16, 2009 by Ervin Sholpnick in Best Of, Business, Classic Comments, Cool Stuff, Demotivator, Howto, Humor, Mr. Positive, Poetry, Politics, PSA, Rants, Thoughts, Tips & Tricks, You SuckTags: anal sex, Crack Whore, demotivate, demotivation, demotivational, Demotivational posters, give up, i give up, Midget porn, motivate, motivation, motivational, motivational posters, motivator, Positive, Rectal Itch
Mr. Positive says, “I think…. No wait, I believe…. Wait…. hmmmm I give up”.
Mr. Positive 07/14/2009
Posted: July 14, 2009 by Ervin Sholpnick in Business, Classic Comments, Demotivator, Howto, Humor, Mr. Positive, Politics, PSA, Public, Thoughts, Tips & Tricks, You SuckTags: demote, demotivate, demotivational, Demotivational posters, motivate, motivational posters, motivationl, porn, Positive
Mr. Positive says, “I like it when a co-worker steps into a situation that they may not know much about, but are willing to pitch in and give it their all. I like a good work ethic being implemented between all co-workers. I like it when the right person gets the promotion they truly deserve…. I also like porn.”
Mr. Positive 07/13/2009
Posted: July 13, 2009 by Ervin Sholpnick in Business, Classic Comments, Howto, Humor, life, Mr. Positive, PSA, Rants, Thoughts, Tips & Tricks, You SuckTags: anal sex, Crack Whore, defeat, demotivate, demotivational, Demotivational posters, Midget porn, motivate, motivation, motivational, motivational posters, motivator, Positive, you win
Mr. Positive says, “Sometimes you have to look defeat square in the eye and say… You win”.
Mr. Positive – 07/10/2009
Posted: July 10, 2009 by Ervin Sholpnick in Best Of, Business, Classic Comments, Demotivator, Howto, Humor, life, Mr. Positive, PSA, Thoughts, Tips & TricksTags: anal sex, Crack Whore, demotivation, demotivational, Demotivational posters, Lost Soul, Midget porn, Monday, motivation, motivational, motivational posters, motivator, Positive, reclaim, Soul, Thumbs up
Mr. Positive 04/20/2010
Posted: April 20, 2010 by Ervin Sholpnick in Best Of, Classic Comments, Howto, Humor, life, Mr. Positive, PSA, Rants, Thoughts, Tips & Tricks, You SuckTags: anal sex, baking, baking a cake, cake, Crack Whore, marathone, Midget porn, running, tired
Mr. Positive says, “Running a marathon is like baking a cake. No matter how tired you get.. there is cake at the end”.