Why do I immediately think of the Twilight movies when I see this?
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Ok, two things here….
First, it has been a very long time since I have created any demotivational posters, so I’m sure these suck like your whore of a wife. Of course your whore of a wife sucks pretty good… just ask your neighbors donkey. So we’ll just say that they suck like you…. Where you’d only do it if you were forced to and you’d probably be pretty bad at it.
Second, I’m not really sure if this is truly volume 40 of the poster series. But I’m being lazy and don’t really want to check the site the see what number the last one was, so I figured, “Fuck it” I’ll just say its number 40 and run with it. Besides, if I skipped a few volumes, later on I can use those numbers and say they are the “LOST VOLUMES” and charge a shit load of money for them.
Not to say that our live stock….errrrrrrrrrr I mean devoted readers are stupid and gullible. I just think that I’m that much more smarter than you and could get one over on yah.
Enjoy, you turds.
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Mr. Positive says, “Someday the little people of this stinking planet will bow down and worship the ground I walk on. And if you displease me I will crush your bones under my shoe as you watch your loved ones suffer unimaginable pain and humiliation just to satisfy my blood lust for…. Hello…. Is this thing on???? Ummmmm… You’re doing a great job; keep up the good work”.
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Sometimes I will see a photo and say to myself, “Self, this is a demotivational poster.” I knew the second that I looked at this picture I was going to be wetting my bed tonight from the nightmare that it would bring… Ok, I guess I pretty much wet the bed all the time for no apparent reason… other than I like the feeling…. And smell…. But that is a story for another time.
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Please take this card as a token of our appreciation to you… Our wonderful readers… this Christmas holiday.
Yeah, I know, it is pretty much a piece of shit. I believe it took our art depart all of thirty seconds to slap the damn thing together and post it… I really hate those bastards and would like to see them all fired… or taste their own blood. But hey, what can one do? It’s hard to find an art department that will agree to wear full-body leather suits and ball-gags at work.
Beings this card sucks so much, I’ve decided to have the illegitimate children of our staff come up with their own sweet little Christmas cards for our readers. You can see them below.
Or if you like, you can view last years Christmas special here, http://hotlard.wordpress.com/2008/12/12/demotivational-posters-christmas-special/ because we are too cheep to do a new one this year.
Happy Christmas to you all…. Except you, yes you, you know who I’m talking about.
Managing Director of Smell My Finger and Tape Worm