Posted in Celebrities, Humor, News, Photos, Sports, WTF, tagged brett favre, Britney Spears, Football, NFL, packers, vikings on July 7, 2008 | 4 Comments »
If you are a football fan (American not that pussy ass, cum swallowing soccer shit) you have most likely heard the rumors of Brett Favre’s return to the sport. Most recently there have been wild rumors flying around that he may not be returning to the Packers, but some other Team. One of those teams [...]
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Some of you manly dudes might be aware of a sport called … get ready for it … gymnastics. Turns out, our own Iowa-bred beauty Shawn Johnson is headed to Bejing, which oddly enough translates to “Land of smog and gay porn”.
LOL…
Am I the only one who has noticed that this chic is about the [...]
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Everyone at Hot Lard wishes the boys and girls of America’s colleges the best of luck throughout the school year.
Everyone single one of our readers should fully-support these hard-working atheletes and the boys and girls who cheer their hearts out at each event.
God Bless!
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Posted in Sports, animations, tagged Golf, lpga, Soccer on May 17, 2008 | 2 Comments »
Is the LPGA on TV this weekend? I think I enjoy this more than gay soccer fans enjoy watching their gay lovers prance around the field.
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Posted in Animals, Apple, Bedtime Story, Best Buy, Best Wishes, BitTorrent, Blogroll, Books, Business, Caption Contest, Celebrities, Christmas, Demotivator, DotD, Drinking, Email Scams, Ervin Shlopnick for President, Fan Mail, Food, Forum, FotD, Halloween, HotD, Hotties, Howto, Humor, Internet, Jokes, Kodak Moment, Mad Lib, Mediacom, Microsoft, Misc, Movies, Music, News, Occult, Of The Year nominee, Owies, PSA, Photos, Poetry, Politics, Pranks, Public, Quick Movie, Rants, Religion, Research, SPAM, Shaming, Social, Sports, Super Tard, TV, Tech Support, Thoughts, Tips & Tricks, Video, Video games, WTF, Yahoo, You Suck, YouTube, animations, cheezburger, life, reviews, tagged Midget porn, sniff, Crack Whore, anal sex, Britney Spears, Hits, Blog, 100K, 100000 on April 29, 2008 | 1 Comment »
On behalf of the entire Hot Lard staff, we would like to thank all 4 or our readers for getting us over 100,000 hits.
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Posted in Hotties, Photos, Sports, tagged Josh Hartnett, Golf, Tiger Woods, spring fever, spring, sophie sandolo, natalie-gulbis, lpga, pga, nsfw on April 4, 2008 | 1 Comment »
Who’s got it? I know the caged monkeys here at Hot Lard are itching to get and hit the Links. It has been a long and dreadful winter full chocked full of mountains of snow, extreme blizzards, freezing rain, venereal diseases, etc.
Golf has already appeared on CBS recently, and that is usually a good sign [...]
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Posted in Blogroll, Christmas, Humor, Jokes, News, Rants, Shaming, Sports, TV, Thoughts, Video games, WTF, You Suck, tagged Midget porn, sniff, Crack Whore, Blood, Football, Baseball, Baseball sucks, barry bonds, MLB, NFL, Yankees, porn, anal sex, Cheater, lick my balls, explode, Red Sox, pro sports, roids, football rules, the natural, unnatural, steriods, boo, bonds, ball game, opening day, season, baseball season, pitch, pitcher, batter, first base on March 26, 2008 | No Comments »
In case you haven’t noticed (and my guess is that you haven’t), the Major League Baseball season has started … in Japan. WTF is up with that!?!?!?
Well anyway, I’d like to be the first to let baseball know that nobody fucking cares the season has started because the league sucks! Hmmmmmmm, let me guess … [...]
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Posted in Demotivator, Humor, Photos, Sports, Thoughts, You Suck, tagged Midget porn, John Holmes, Crack Whore, Football, Soccer, Soccer Sucks, NFL, porn, anal sex, Prison, Urine, babes, fans, understand, prison rape, bomb, lick my balls, kick ass, suicide, Cheerleaders, I hate soccer, jonestown, David Beckham, American Soccer, volleyball, beach volleyball, riot, riots, fever, brazil on March 9, 2008 | 15 Comments »
Official Hot Lard 1000 Hit Post
Let me make this perfectly clear….. I HATE SOCCER!!!
There is absolutely nothing whatsoever that interests me about this sport .
I wrote a post some time back about American Football and how great it is. In this post I made a few quick comments about soccer and its fans and how [...]
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Posted in Humor, Sports, Thoughts, tagged Thought of the Day, My Thoughts, Russian Whore, Football, Fuck, NFL, anal sex, Fart, Teeth, Blow me, piss, Spew, big tits, Superbowl, months, six, Sports, hawkeyes, spank me on February 1, 2008 | No Comments »
Fuck, no football for six months!
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Posted in Best Wishes, Rants, Sports, You Suck, tagged Midget porn, Overrated, You Suck, Loser, Ohio, Ohio State, LSU, National Champion, Chump, Over Rated, Big Ten, ananl sex, Embarrass, beat down, loast, lesser, Iowa on January 10, 2008 | No Comments »
On behalf of all the “lesser” schools of the Big Ten. I would like the thank Ohio State for representing the conference in a national championship again….
ONLY TO LOSE IT FOR THE THIRD FUCKING TIME IN A ROW!!!!!!!!!!!
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