Christmas is a mere few days away, so we wanted to shove a couple more Christmas cards in your face.
If you’re Jewish, just imagine the words are different.
Happy Hanukkah and Merry Christmas!!
The rage these days seems to be pointing out obvious failures in daily life. As much as I enjoy these, I think it is time the Hot Lard staff point out some not-so-obvious successes you may have overlooked.
To get things started, here is a success story:
Coming up next … Katie Holmes.
Ladies and gentlemen, it is time to announce my full conversion and divine dedication to our savior’s teachings. The founder of Dianetics and Scientology, L. Ron Hubbard‘s teachings have fully-engulfed my every fiber of being. It is time to pass-on my knowledge to every single living organism on this wretched hell-of-a-planet called Earth.
Please send me your thoughts immediately that you’re ready to convert. It’s not too late. You can be saved. Post a comment or send us an email. Do it now. You can make a difference. It is up to us to change the world.
I shall return with more teachings…