Running sucks…
It’s just dumb! Why the fuck run when you can walk or drive and get where you are going and not be out of breath.
Here’s few reasons why running is so dumb.
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Demotivational Posters – Running is Dumb
Posted in Demotivator, Humor, Photos, Rants, Thoughts, You Suck, tagged demotivate, demotivated, demotivational, Demotivational posters, Dumb, jogging, Mexican Food, motivate, motivated, motivational, motivational posters, motivator, Poo, posters, running on January 8, 2010 | Leave a Comment »
Mr. Positive 07/17/2009
Posted in Business, Classic Comments, Demotivator, Howto, Humor, Mr. Positive, PSA, Public, Rants, Thoughts, Tips & Tricks, life, tagged Midget porn, Crack Whore, Dump, Demotivational posters, motivational, motivational posters, motivate, motivator, Positive, ethics, massive dump, crap. demotivational, demotivation. demotivate, manger, good work ethic on July 17, 2009 | 1 Comment »
Mr. Positive says, “Remember, after making a statement, a good manger will always make time to listen to the response of their employees….. But before you say anything, I need to go take a massive dump”.
Mr. Positive 07/16/2009
Posted in Best Of, Business, Classic Comments, Cool Stuff, Demotivator, Howto, Humor, Mr. Positive, PSA, Poetry, Politics, Rants, Thoughts, Tips & Tricks, You Suck, tagged Midget porn, Crack Whore, anal sex, Rectal Itch, motivation, demotivation, demotivational, Demotivational posters, motivational, motivational posters, demotivate, motivate, motivator, Positive, give up, i give up on July 16, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Mr. Positive says, “I think…. No wait, I believe…. Wait…. hmmmm I give up”.
Mr. Positive 07/13/2009
Posted in Business, Classic Comments, Howto, Humor, Mr. Positive, PSA, Rants, Thoughts, Tips & Tricks, You Suck, life, tagged Midget porn, Crack Whore, anal sex, motivation, demotivational, Demotivational posters, motivational, motivational posters, demotivate, motivate, motivator, Positive, defeat, you win on July 13, 2009 | 1 Comment »
Mr. Positive says, “Sometimes you have to look defeat square in the eye and say… You win”.
Mr. Negative 07/01/2009
Posted in Mr. Negative, Rants on July 1, 2009 | 3 Comments »
Mr. Negative says, “Why do buffet-serving restaurants Pizza Ranch suddenly seem surprised when you show up for dinner at 7:30? Why do they get snippy at you when you ask them if more chicken is coming? Why do they hoard the sausage and pepperoni pizzas in the kitchen warmer (for all the customers to see, [...]
Mr Positive 06/24/2009
Posted in Best Of, Classic Comments, Howto, Humor, Mr. Positive, PSA, Public, Rants, Thoughts, Tips & Tricks, You Suck, life, tagged advancement, boy scout, CEO, dedication, Mr. Positive, Naked, Naked Pictures, Positive, Troop, Whip cream, Work ethic on June 24, 2009 | 1 Comment »
Mr. Positive says, “A good work ethic and dedication are two sure-fire ways for advancement within your company…. Of course having pictures of your CEO covered in whip cream and Boy Scout troop 57 wouldn’t hurt either
My Thoughts by Ervin Shlopnick – My Daughter’s Hot Friend
Posted in Hotties, Humor, Rants, Thoughts, tagged daughter, ho, Hot Friend, hot girls, Mmmmm, premarital sex, Skank, Teenager, Ugly on September 28, 2008 | 1 Comment »
I knew this day was going to happen, I was just not expecting it to happen so soon. My daughter brought home her first hot friend. Now don’t get me wrong, I do not want to have sex with this girl or any thing like that. I’m just pointing out a fact; this friend of [...]
Demotivational Posters – Volume #26
Posted in Celebrities, Demotivator, Humor, Photos, Politics, Rants, Thoughts, Uncategorized, tagged Britney Spears, demotivational, Demotivational posters, emo, Gorak, Midget porn, motivation, motivational, motivational posters, posters on August 1, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
I thought it would be nice to come up with another volume of demotivational posters before the weekend. I also think it would be nice if twin Japanese hookers would cover me in maple syrup and play “slip-n-slid” on face. Ah, but this is a family site so there will be none of that. Just [...]
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Posted in Animals, Apple, Bedtime Story, Best Buy, Best Of, Best Wishes, BitTorrent, Blogroll, Books, Business, Caption Contest, Celebrities, Christmas, Classic Comments, Cool Stuff, Demotivator, DotD, Drinking, Email Scams, Ervin Shlopnick for President, Fan Mail, Food, Forum, FotD, Government, Halloween, Holidays, Hot Lard's Birthday, HotD, Hotties, Howto, Humor, Internet, Jokes, Kodak Moment, Links, Mad Lib, Mediacom, Microsoft, Misc, Movies, Mr. Negative, Mr. Positive, Music, News, Nintendo, Occult, Of The Year nominee, Owies, PSA, Photos, Poetry, Politics, Pranks, Public, Quick Movie, Rants, Religion, Research, SPAM, Shaming, Social, Sports, Super Tard, TV, Tech Support, Thoughts, TinyPic, Tips & Tricks, Video, Video games, WTF, WalMart, Worst Of, Yahoo, You Suck, YouTube, animations, cheezburger, life, reviews, tagged We're Away on September 4, 2009 | 1 Comment »
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