Mr. Positive says, “Running a marathon is like baking a cake. No matter how tired you get.. there is cake at the end”.![]()
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Mr. Positive 04/20/2010
Posted: April 20, 2010 by Ervin Sholpnick in Best Of, Classic Comments, Howto, Humor, life, Mr. Positive, PSA, Rants, Thoughts, Tips & Tricks, You SuckTags: anal sex, baking, baking a cake, cake, Crack Whore, marathone, Midget porn, running, tired
Demotivational Posters – Running is Dumb
Posted: January 8, 2010 by Ervin Sholpnick in Demotivator, Humor, Photos, Rants, Thoughts, You SuckTags: demotivate, demotivated, demotivational, Demotivational posters, Dumb, jogging, Mexican Food, motivate, motivated, motivational, motivational posters, motivator, Poo, posters, running
Mr. Positive 07/17/2009
Posted: July 17, 2009 by Ervin Sholpnick in Business, Classic Comments, Demotivator, Howto, Humor, life, Mr. Positive, PSA, Public, Rants, Thoughts, Tips & TricksTags: Crack Whore, crap. demotivational, demotivation. demotivate, Demotivational posters, Dump, ethics, good work ethic, manger, massive dump, Midget porn, motivate, motivational, motivational posters, motivator, Positive
Mr. Positive 07/16/2009
Posted: July 16, 2009 by Ervin Sholpnick in Best Of, Business, Classic Comments, Cool Stuff, Demotivator, Howto, Humor, Mr. Positive, Poetry, Politics, PSA, Rants, Thoughts, Tips & Tricks, You SuckTags: anal sex, Crack Whore, demotivate, demotivation, demotivational, Demotivational posters, give up, i give up, Midget porn, motivate, motivation, motivational, motivational posters, motivator, Positive, Rectal Itch
Mr. Positive 07/13/2009
Posted: July 13, 2009 by Ervin Sholpnick in Business, Classic Comments, Howto, Humor, life, Mr. Positive, PSA, Rants, Thoughts, Tips & Tricks, You SuckTags: anal sex, Crack Whore, defeat, demotivate, demotivational, Demotivational posters, Midget porn, motivate, motivation, motivational, motivational posters, motivator, Positive, you win
Mr. Negative says, “Why do buffet-serving restaurants Pizza Ranch suddenly seem surprised when you show up for dinner at 7:30? Why do they get snippy at you when you ask them if more chicken is coming? Why do they hoard the sausage and pepperoni pizzas in the kitchen warmer (for all the customers to see, but not touch) and leave broccoli, mushroom and pineapple barf sitting under the heat lamps? I know the answer to that question… so the employees have something good to eat when they cattle prod the customers out the door 5 minutes before closing. I swear to Gozer the only thing worth consuming at these establishments is the Diet Coke and sugar packets.“
Mr Positive 06/24/2009
Posted: June 24, 2009 by Ervin Sholpnick in Best Of, Classic Comments, Howto, Humor, life, Mr. Positive, PSA, Public, Rants, Thoughts, Tips & Tricks, You SuckTags: advancement, boy scout, CEO, dedication, Mr. Positive, Naked, Naked Pictures, Positive, Troop, Whip cream, Work ethic






My Thoughts by Ervin Shlopnick – Public Restrooms
Posted: October 7, 2010 by Ervin Sholpnick in Classic Comments, Food, Humor, life, PSA, Public, Rants, Thoughts, You SuckTags: anal sex, breed, breeding, Crack Whore, Fluffy Bunny, germs, insperation, Midget porn, poop, Public restrooms, Restroom, Suck my balls
That doesn’t seem right to me…
I believe that anyone should be allowed to breed in them.