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Running sucks…
It’s just dumb! Why the fuck run when you can walk or drive and get where you are going and not be out of breath.
Here’s few reasons why running is so dumb.

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Mr. Positive says, “Remember, after making a statement, a good manger will always make time to listen to the response of their employees….. But before you say anything, I need to go take a massive dump”.

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Mr. Positive says, “I think…. No wait, I believe…. Wait…. hmmmm I give up”.

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Mr. Positive says, “Sometimes you have to look defeat square in the eye and say… You win”.

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Mr. Negative says, “Why do buffet-serving restaurants Pizza Ranch suddenly seem surprised when you show up for dinner at 7:30?  Why do they get snippy at you when you ask them if more chicken is coming?  Why do they hoard the sausage and pepperoni pizzas in the kitchen warmer (for all the customers to see, [...]

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Mr. Positive says, “A good work ethic and dedication are two sure-fire ways for advancement within your company…. Of course having pictures of your CEO covered in whip cream and Boy Scout troop 57 wouldn’t hurt either

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It’s official!  Now that Barack Obama will be the 44th President of the United States of America, people of all minority types will forever be banned from using the “race card” to explain why they:

can’t get a job
are oppressed in the workplace
are discriminated against
shoot a rival gang member
joined a gang

Do you hear that?  Now that [...]

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I knew this day was going to happen, I was just not expecting it to happen so soon. My daughter brought home her first hot friend. Now don’t get me wrong, I do not want to have sex with this girl or any thing like that. I’m just pointing out a fact; this friend of [...]

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I thought it would be nice to come up with another volume of demotivational posters before the weekend. I also think it would be nice if twin Japanese hookers would cover me in maple syrup and play “slip-n-slid” on face. Ah, but this is a family site so there will be none of that. Just [...]

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