Posted in Animals, Apple, Bedtime Story, Best Buy, Best Wishes, BitTorrent, Blogroll, Books, Business, Caption Contest, Celebrities, Christmas, Demotivator, DotD, Drinking, Email Scams, Ervin Shlopnick for President, Fan Mail, Food, Forum, FotD, Halloween, HotD, Hotties, Howto, Humor, Internet, Jokes, Kodak Moment, Mad Lib, Mediacom, Microsoft, Misc, Movies, Music, News, Occult, Of The Year nominee, Owies, PSA, Photos, Poetry, Politics, Pranks, Public, Quick Movie, Rants, Religion, Research, SPAM, Shaming, Social, Sports, Super Tard, TV, Tech Support, Thoughts, Tips & Tricks, Video, Video games, WTF, Yahoo, You Suck, YouTube, animations, cheezburger, life, reviews, tagged Midget porn, sniff, Crack Whore, anal sex, Britney Spears, Hits, Blog, 100K, 100000 on April 29, 2008 | 1 Comment »
On behalf of the entire Hot Lard staff, we would like to thank all 4 or our readers for getting us over 100,000 hits.
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Posted in Humor, Movies, Quick Movie, tagged Acid, Adult movies, Angle Dust, Animal Cruelty, Ass, Butt, Butt plug, Cartoon, Crack Whore, Crawled, Cum Slurping Whore, Drugs, DVD, Faithful, Film, Flaming, Fuck, Funny, Gangbang, Godzilla, He/She, Herpes, High, Horse, John Holmes, Korn, Laws, LSD, Massive, Movie, Norville Rogers, Once upon a time, papa, Picture book, porn, Porno, Rainbow, Salt lick, Scooby, Shaggy, Sick Sick shit, Skipping, Slipknot, Snarf, story, Story Time, Suprise, Swallow, Terrorist, Theater, Thunder, Washington, Welfare, Welfare Check on November 1, 2007 | 1 Comment »
Since we last left our hero Rainbow Bright; her faithful companion and lover Thunder Thrust the wonder horse has left for parts unknown and has not called or written. Plus he owes her money after spending all of her welfare check on acid lased salt licks. She also thinks he may have taken her VCR [...]
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Posted in Quick Movie, tagged , Bear, Cartoon, Cuddley, Humor, Movie, Movies, Penis, Quick Movie on September 5, 2007 | No Comments »
Coming soon to the Hot Lard collection of Quick Movies.
Care Bears: Revenge of Happy Cock Bear
Guess what he learned in prison?????????
Coming fall 2007
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Posted in Quick Movie, Super Tard, tagged Block Buster, Blockbuster, Humor, Kitten, Movies, Poo, Retards, Sci Fi, Science Fiction, SciFi, Spider Monkey, Star Wars, Super, Super Tard, Tard, Tard Wars, Wars on August 30, 2007 | 1 Comment »
It has waited an eternity with baited breath…..
Looking for the right moment…..
To show the world the symbol of true terror…
It’s time for a beloved super hero to face his greatest challenge….
No amount of training…
No amount of skill…
No amount of drool…
Can prepare him for the terror that lies ahead.
Hot Lard Studios is proud to present…
The battle [...]
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Posted in Quick Movie, tagged Humor, Funny, John Holmes, Crack Whore, Movie, Movies, Rainbow, Rainbow Bright, Porno, Cartoon, Robots, Snarf, Trever, Clem, Buzzard, Shit Wagon, Crack, Fin on August 15, 2007 | 4 Comments »
Here is a 10 second porno movie staring Rainbow Bright.
Our Hero
Rocket Boy: Hurry up Rocket Horse, I’m late to nail Rainbow Bright.
Meanwhile
Papa Snarf: Jesus H. Christ Rainbow Bright, what crawled up your snatch and died?! Your ass smells so bad you could knock a buzzard off a shit wagon. What the hell happen to you.
Earlier [...]
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