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It’s time to show Canada, they can’t fuck with PETA and Hot Lard!!!!
(Click on poster for a better look)

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So after spending millions of dollars of the tax payers money to fly his Commander and Chieflyness, her first lady likeness and the Oprah-nator to some third-world shit-hole so they could  suck up to the IOC to get the Olympics (YAWN!) in Chicago…. It goes to Rio.
That was money well spent.  We didn’t even finish [...]

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Mr. Positive says, ” A wise man once said… Never listen to anyone who starts a statement with… A wise man once said”.

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Mr. Positive says, “I think…. No wait, I believe…. Wait…. hmmmm I give up”.

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Mr. Positive says, “I like it when a co-worker steps into a situation that they may not know much about, but are willing to pitch in and give it their all. I like a good work ethic being implemented between all co-workers. I like it when the right person gets the promotion they truly deserve…. [...]

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Mr. Positive says, “Happy 4th of July to you all. It was on this date that the great American forefathers, risked their lives and freedom to commit treason against the British Crown and sign the Declaration of Independence, so that all men could live free, be equal, and pursue happiness…. Of course the slaves felt [...]

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I’m sure you’re all wondering what the hell all the “Mr. Positive” posts are about?
Well you see, the attitude around the Hot Lard offices has been really shitty lately… (Geesh, you seduce one employees cat and the hole fucking office goes ape shit)
So I’ve decide to help the companies morale by placing these motivational [...]

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To show my respect to the Earth and all the liberal pussies that say we must protect her…  Here is a list of what I did this Earth Day.
1.    Bought an SUV. The Ozone Killer 3000 with an extra fossil fuel burning engine and genuine baby seal skin seat covers.
2.    Purchased a crate of 250 [...]

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Happy Earth Day from all of us here at Hot Lard.
Remember friends, the quicker we destroy the planet, the sooner we don’t have to listen to all these liberal pussies telling us how important being GREEN is.
So please do your part and throw an extra bag a trash into your neighbors yard today.

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