The only part of the baby that can not be consumed is the head. And it must be disposed of properly.
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Hot Lard Kodak Moment – Baby Head Cemetery
Posted in Bedtime Story, Humor, Kodak Moment, Photos, tagged Baby, canibal, Cannibal, cannibalism, cannibals, cemetery, consumed, Flesh, flesh eater, Food, good eats, Good food, human flesh, Midget porn, Mmmmm, yUMMY on July 17, 2009 | 1 Comment »
Hot Lard Kodak Moment – Butt Sex FAIL
Posted in Kodak Moment, tagged bloody butt, butt sex, Redneck on July 1, 2009 | 2 Comments »
“Oh c’mon Clarence, don’t be such a FAG … it didn’t hurt that bad!”
Hot Lard Kodak Moment – I Love Unicorns
Posted in Kodak Moment, WTF on April 20, 2009 | 1 Comment »
… except this one!
OMG!
Hot Lard Kodak Moment – Hello Kitty!
Posted in Kodak Moment, Shaming, tagged cat, costume, feline, hello kitty, Ugly on February 26, 2009 | 1 Comment »
It’s such a shame that what was probably a good idea on paper, failed miserably in real life. Then again, it could just be because she’s ugly.
Hot Lard Kodak Moment – Piñata Edition
Posted in Kodak Moment, Shaming, tagged getting caught, jerking off, Masturbate, piñata, porn on February 25, 2009 | 1 Comment »
This deserves a caption contest, or something. Post your ideas in the comments.
Hot Lard Kodak Moment – Impress Your Date
Posted in Humor, Kodak Moment, Photos, Poetry, Thoughts, WTF, life, tagged anal sex, Crack Whore, Crap, Date, Dating, Love, Poetry, scat, sonnet, True Love on February 23, 2009 | 1 Comment »
This reminds me of the love sonnet I wrote for my ex-girlfriend…
Since meeting you it is hard to deny
The feelings growing in me will never die
You are my morning, my evening, and my April rain
You’re my warm winters evening by the fire; when we are apart my heart pains
It’s alarming how my love for you [...]
Hot Lard Kodak Moment – Front Row Tickets
Posted in Kodak Moment, tagged Beaver, nsfw on February 19, 2009 | 2 Comments »
So, here is a band:
If you happen to score front row tickets, here’s a view of the spectacular show:
N . S . F . W .
Hot Lard Kodak Moment – Pam Anderson gives BJ in front of audience
Posted in Kodak Moment, tagged Blow Job, dog poop, McDonalds, pamela anderson on February 1, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
A Pony for my Daughters Birthday
Posted in Animals, Best Of, Classic Comments, Demotivator, Humor, Kodak Moment, Thoughts, life, tagged Birthday, Blood, Butcher, daughter, joy, Love, Meat, Oh My God, Pony, present, splatter, Suprise on January 31, 2009 | 1 Comment »
Here is one from the vault. I wrote this way back in the early days of Hot Lard. I re-read this the other day and laughed so hard I nearly soiled myself. Anything that good should be brought out of storage and have the dust blown off so others can enjoy it. It’s an oldie [...]
We’re Away…
Posted in Animals, Apple, Bedtime Story, Best Buy, Best Of, Best Wishes, BitTorrent, Blogroll, Books, Business, Caption Contest, Celebrities, Christmas, Classic Comments, Cool Stuff, Demotivator, DotD, Drinking, Email Scams, Ervin Shlopnick for President, Fan Mail, Food, Forum, FotD, Government, Halloween, Holidays, Hot Lard's Birthday, HotD, Hotties, Howto, Humor, Internet, Jokes, Kodak Moment, Links, Mad Lib, Mediacom, Microsoft, Misc, Movies, Mr. Negative, Mr. Positive, Music, News, Nintendo, Occult, Of The Year nominee, Owies, PSA, Photos, Poetry, Politics, Pranks, Public, Quick Movie, Rants, Religion, Research, SPAM, Shaming, Social, Sports, Super Tard, TV, Tech Support, Thoughts, TinyPic, Tips & Tricks, Video, Video games, WTF, WalMart, Worst Of, Yahoo, You Suck, YouTube, animations, cheezburger, life, reviews, tagged We're Away on September 4, 2009 | 1 Comment »
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