Why do I immediately think of the Twilight movies when I see this?
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Hot Lard Kodak Moment – Twilight
Posted: October 8, 2010 by Ervin Sholpnick in Humor, Kodak Moment, Movies, Photos, Thoughts, You SuckTags: Books, Crack Whore, drive in, Gay, Midget porn, Suck, Theater, Twilight saga, Twlight, Vampires
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We’re Away…
Posted: September 4, 2009 by Ervin Sholpnick in Animals, animations, Apple, Bedtime Story, Best Buy, Best Of, Best Wishes, BitTorrent, Blogroll, Books, Business, Caption Contest, Celebrities, cheezburger, Christmas, Classic Comments, Cool Stuff, Demotivator, DotD, Drinking, Email Scams, Ervin Shlopnick for President, Fan Mail, Food, Forum, FotD, Government, Halloween, Holidays, Hot Lard's Birthday, HotD, Hotties, Howto, Humor, Internet, Jokes, Kodak Moment, life, Links, Mad Lib, Mediacom, Microsoft, Misc, Movies, Mr. Negative, Mr. Positive, Music, News, Nintendo, Occult, Of The Year nominee, Owies, Photos, Poetry, Politics, Pranks, PSA, Public, Quick Movie, Rants, Religion, Research, reviews, Shaming, Social, SPAM, Sports, Super Tard, Tech Support, Thoughts, TinyPic, Tips & Tricks, TV, Uncategorized, Video, Video games, WalMart, Worst Of, WTF, Yahoo, You Suck, YouTubeTags: We're Away
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Hot Lard Kodak Moment – Baby Head Cemetery
Posted: July 17, 2009 by Ervin Sholpnick in Bedtime Story, Humor, Kodak Moment, PhotosTags: Baby, canibal, Cannibal, cannibalism, cannibals, cemetery, consumed, Flesh, flesh eater, Food, good eats, Good food, human flesh, Midget porn, Mmmmm, yUMMY
The only part of the baby that can not be consumed is the head. And it must be disposed of properly.
Hot Lard Kodak Moment – Butt Sex FAIL
Posted: July 1, 2009 by countofflanders in Kodak MomentTags: bloody butt, butt sex, Redneck
“Oh c’mon Clarence, don’t be such a FAG … it didn’t hurt that bad!”
Hot Lard Kodak Moment – I Love Unicorns
Posted: April 20, 2009 by countofflanders in Kodak Moment, WTF… except this one!
OMG!
Hot Lard Kodak Moment – Hello Kitty!
Posted: February 26, 2009 by countofflanders in Kodak Moment, ShamingTags: cat, costume, feline, hello kitty, Ugly
It’s such a shame that what was probably a good idea on paper, failed miserably in real life. Then again, it could just be because she’s ugly.
Hot Lard Kodak Moment – Piñata Edition
Posted: February 25, 2009 by countofflanders in Kodak Moment, ShamingTags: getting caught, jerking off, Masturbate, piñata, porn
This deserves a caption contest, or something. Post your ideas in the comments.
Hot Lard Kodak Moment – Impress Your Date
Posted: February 23, 2009 by Ervin Sholpnick in Humor, Kodak Moment, life, Photos, Poetry, Thoughts, WTFTags: anal sex, Crack Whore, Crap, Date, Dating, Love, Poetry, scat, sonnet, True Love
This reminds me of the love sonnet I wrote for my ex-girlfriend…
Since meeting you it is hard to deny
The feelings growing in me will never die
You are my morning, my evening, and my April rain
You’re my warm winters evening by the fire; when we are apart my heart pains
It’s alarming how my love for you is growing at such a fast pace
Whenever I see you, I want to crap on your face.
Hot Lard Kodak Moment – Front Row Tickets
Posted: February 19, 2009 by countofflanders in Kodak MomentTags: Beaver, nsfw
So, here is a band:
If you happen to score front row tickets, here’s a view of the spectacular show:
Hot Lard Kodak Moment – Pam Anderson gives BJ in front of audience
Posted: February 1, 2009 by countofflanders in Kodak MomentTags: Blow Job, dog poop, McDonalds, pamela anderson
