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We’re Away…

Posted in Animals, Apple, Bedtime Story, Best Buy, Best Of, Best Wishes, BitTorrent, Blogroll, Books, Business, Caption Contest, Celebrities, Christmas, Classic Comments, Cool Stuff, Demotivator, DotD, Drinking, Email Scams, Ervin Shlopnick for President, Fan Mail, Food, Forum, FotD, Government, Halloween, Holidays, Hot Lard's Birthday, HotD, Hotties, Howto, Humor, Internet, Jokes, Kodak Moment, Links, Mad Lib, Mediacom, Microsoft, Misc, Movies, Mr. Negative, Mr. Positive, Music, News, Nintendo, Occult, Of The Year nominee, Owies, PSA, Photos, Poetry, Politics, Pranks, Public, Quick Movie, Rants, Religion, Research, SPAM, Shaming, Social, Sports, Super Tard, TV, Tech Support, Thoughts, TinyPic, Tips & Tricks, Video, Video games, WTF, WalMart, Worst Of, Yahoo, You Suck, YouTube, animations, cheezburger, life, reviews, tagged We're Away on September 4, 2009 | 1 Comment »

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Motivator of the Day – Fresh Lemonade!

Posted in Demotivator, Hotties on July 22, 2009 | 5 Comments »

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My Thoughts by Erivin Shlopnick – The Science of Women

Posted in Hotties, Humor, Thoughts, tagged Blow Job, equal rights, Love, My Thoughts, Oral Sex, respect, shiny, Stupid, Things, Thought of the Day, Women on April 19, 2009 | 1 Comment »

Thank goodness for shiny things… Without them women would not have anything to think about.
But make sure they finish all your laundry and cooking before you let them play with their shiny thing. Otherwise they will not get any of their womanly duties finished before the big game comes on.
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I just kid
I know women are [...]

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Demotivational Posters Volume #34 – The Really Shitty Ones

Posted in Demotivator, Hotties, Humor, Photos, Thoughts, tagged anal sex, Britney Spears, clean underwear, Cookies, demotivation, demotivational, Demotivational posters, Grandma, Math, Midget porn, motivation, motivational, motivational posters, smelly panties, Smoking on April 19, 2009 | 4 Comments »

It has been some time since I last created a bunch of demotivational posters.
Many moons have pasted and the sands of time have sifted away like a monkey who has eaten 6 cans of creamed corn and has a rectal infection.
A lot of changes have come to my life during this time, some of which [...]

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Hot Lard Kodak Moment – ZOINKS!

Posted in Celebrities, Hotties, Humor, Kodak Moment, Music, Photos, tagged Ass, bug eyed, concert, Golly, singer, Zoinks on January 20, 2009 | 2 Comments »

Golly, he must really love this song.

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The Dark Knight – First Look at the Deleted Love Scene

Posted in Best Of, Celebrities, Hotties, Humor, Movies, reviews, tagged Batman, Making love, Facial, Jamie lynn Spears, The Dark Knight, Dark Knight, love scene on January 14, 2009 | 2 Comments »

Below is a the much talked about deleted love scene from the Dark Knight movie. I have heard it was quite graphic and the female star of the scene was very good and very experienced.

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Japan is the Innovative Leader in Barn Yard Porn

Posted in Animals, Best Of, Celebrities, Hotties, Humor, Internet, Movies, PSA, tagged ahead of the curve, asia, asian porn, great moments in movie making, great movies, Hitler, Innovation, inventive, Japan, Movies, porn on January 14, 2009 | 1 Comment »

If there is one thing I love more than anything else, it is new innovations in barn yard porn. And it appears that Japan has taken this genre and improved it 10 fold. I was surfing some of the scarier parts of the Internet last night and came across a clip from the latest release [...]

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