Posted in Demotivator, Hotties, Humor, Photos, Thoughts, tagged Crack, posters, motivation, demotivation, demotivational, Demotivational posters, motivational, motivational posters, briteny spears on July 22, 2008 | No Comments »
It just hit me, Hot Lard is about to turn 1.
That’s right, on August 9th we will celebrate one full year of Hot Lard and all it’s sickness.
I’m not really sure what to do for this special event, but as we get closer I’m sure I’ll cop-out and come up with some lame little thing [...]
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I swear, where do these girls come from? And, how did they learn this stuff? The girls that came before them sure didn’t participate in such activities.
For some reason, the chics in my computer club and math club didn’t have such carefree episodes as these two hotties.
Oh well, thank god for the internetz.
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Yes, your daughter will take off her shirt and Billy will take her picture. For which, we at Hot Lard say “Thank You!”
Speaking of sleepovers … do any of you female Hot Lard readers have any good sleepover stories you wouldn’t mind sharing? Ervin is threatening to remove my Admin status if I don’t do [...]
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Posted in Business, Celebrities, Email Scams, Hotties, Humor, Internet, Kodak Moment, PSA, Photos, You Suck, tagged severed heads, Midget porn, Scams, Scam, Crack Whore, Dating, anal sex, False Advertising, Truth in advertising, Britney Spears, Ineternet scams, singles, computer dating, body double, scamers, rip off, Internet scams on June 30, 2008 | 5 Comments »
As a respected member of the journalistic pack, I was appalled and sadden to the point of suicide when I saw the false advertising that my co-journalist CountofFlanders had uncovered at SinglesNet.com. I immediately got on the phone with our crack team of corporate lawyers and midget prostitutes and demanded they do something about this [...]
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Posted in Demotivator, Hotties, Humor, Internet, Jokes, Kodak Moment, Photos, Thoughts, life, tagged anal sex, bad dream, Bath, beach, Britney Spears, bubble bath, butt crack, chair, conjoined, constipation, Crack Whore, demotivational, Demotivational posters, doggy, emo, flood, insurance, Kitty, lazy boy, lotion, magical, Midget porn, Mmmmm, motivational, motivational posters, Mud, Night, ninja, posters, Pride, sand, sniff, stereotypes, tuna, Twins, Whale on June 4, 2008 | 3 Comments »
Hey kids!
I’m still down from my surgery, but the mass amounts of pain killers that I am on has lead me to create a new batch of demotivational posters. I have no clue what they are about or where I got the photos… or what day it is and whose computer I’m using right now. [...]
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I just wanted to let everyone know that my good friend and co-owner of Hot Lard, Ervin, really is out of commission. According to my inside sources, he found a friend in prison that wasn’t kind to him.
Given your many clues to Ervin’s sexual prowness, rest-assured it isn’t Ervin that is suffering … rather, the [...]
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Posted in Celebrities, Hotties, Humor, Internet, Kodak Moment, Movies, Photos, TV, Video, WTF, tagged Britney Spears, kirk, porn, spok, star trek on May 23, 2008 | 2 Comments »
What’s better than Star Trek and Porn???
Nothing!!!
Star Trek Porn
You have got to check this out.
Awesome!!!!
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Posted in Animals, Demotivator, Hotties, Humor, Kodak Moment, Photos, Thoughts, life, tagged 18, a picture is worth a thousand words, anal sex, beach, beached whale, breast, breast feeding, breath mint, Britney Spears, Crack Whore, Demotivational posters, Demotivator, Dildo, drown, eyes, Facial, Football, foreign exchange student, jail, Kiss, Laugh, Listen, Math, Midget porn, Muppets, New England, NFL, Patriots, poop, posters, pregnant, Prison, puppets, rides, sisterm love, tatoo, tits, touched me, Whale, words on May 23, 2008 | 6 Comments »
Hey Kids,
Golly prison is a hoot. It’s amazing what you can do when you have all the time in the world to think about it. With just a Popsicle stick, a ball of twine, and a beer can tab, I was able to make a working computer. And with some fishing string and tampons, I [...]
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Posted in Celebrities, Demotivator, Drinking, Hotties, Humor, Jokes, Kodak Moment, Photos, Thoughts, Uncategorized, tagged alternatives, anal sex, anal warts, arab, asia, Ass, banana, bananas, beavis and butthead, Beef, beware, big tits, Blow Job, Britney Spears, butt sex, candy, cany from strangers, Cars, cheating, clown porn, Clowns, Crack Whore, Date, Dating, demotivational, Demotivational posters, drop the soap, Elvis, emo, Facial, fat, Fat ass, goals, group facial, groupie, hairy balls, Hell, Hooker, instrument, interracial, Jack daniels, Japan, Jungle Fever, Load, look, louis Jay Pearlman, Midget porn, Motel, motel 6, motivational posters, nipping out, perfect, perky, playing doctor, posters, Prison, prison rape, Prom, rules, shanking, shoot my load, shower, sniff, speed, std, stripper, summer camp, the look, tits, Toilet, Ugly, Vampires, vegas, Virgin, Virginity, warts, white girls, yatching on May 21, 2008 | 3 Comments »
Prison is a hard place; it gives you plenty of time to think.
About …
The errors you have made in life.
What you need to do to change your situation.
What soda maker produces the best shanking can material?
Was dropping the soap that third time in the shower just showing off?
Did “Three Testical Charlie” the convicted serial rapist [...]
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Posted in Celebrities, Demotivator, Hotties, Humor, Kodak Moment, Photos, Thoughts, Uncategorized, tagged Midget porn, Crack Whore, Party, Football, Drugs, Dumb, bitch, porn, anal sex, Suprise, Fart, Facial, Britney Spears, Smelly, tits, lesbians, Strippers, Ohio State, posters, motivation, demotivational, hungry, Demotivational posters, bride, The clap, first base, chuck norris, motivational posters, rocket science, run, GHB, date rape, date rape drug, linebackers, focus, flexable, beauty queen, road warrior, erotic, pose, tossing salad, isalnd, marrage, spongebob squarepants on May 5, 2008 | 8 Comments »
A funny thing happened on the way to Monday morning… Yours truly had himself a birthday.
On Friday evening I partied like I was 25…
On Saturday my body reminded me I was over 40…
Sunday, I was still being reminded I was over 40…
Monday, I am still over 40…
Damn, I had a lot of fun on Friday!
Well [...]
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