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Hilary Duff before boob surgery

Just to set the record straight, Hilary definitely had some boob surgery.

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After

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Hot Lard has passed the 100K mark!

On behalf of the entire Hot Lard staff, we would like to thank all 4 or our readers for getting us over 100,000 hits.

Hero of the Day – Rico

Today marks a special occasion … we finally have another Hero of the Day, and it has been a long time.

We would like to say “thank you” to Rico for showing us how much he loves his girl; we’re pretty confident she knew he was going to upload her picture for the rest of the world to see.

This chic is pretty hot, so she qualifies for tagging of Hotties and FotD.  Good luck Rico; I’m sure you and your hot girlfriend will spend many evenings discussing what happened to that photo she emailed to you!

We Salute You, Black Bartender

There is a guy out there, an actor-slash-dancer, who deserves some serious recognition.  I wish I knew his name; sadly all I know about him is that he dances in Rick Astley’s timeless classic Never Gonna Give You Up music video.

Here he is at the beginning of the video; he’s really getting down with the song.

Over on Wikipedia, here’s what they say about him:

In the music video, Astley sings and dances to the song in various venues, sometimes interlaced with backup dancers. A bartender has a notable presence in the video, as his behavior gradually shifts from casually noticing Astley’s singing to being fully engrossed in the song with energetic acrobatic moves. Venues range from a restaurant to several outdoor areas.

Oh how I wish I knew this fellas name so we could give him the proper recognition he deserves.  If anyone knows, let us know!

Here’s the music video for your viewing pleasure.

We Salute You

Our new hero today is Ralph.  Here we see Ralph doing, once again, something most are afraid to attempt … and that is take a photo of a hot chic from below.

Nothing makes us laugh like puke and fart jokes

I think this guy deserves some serious kudos for one of the best pukes in the world.  I solute you, Mr. “Uglyface when you puke” Guy.

New Category … Hero of the Day

I think it is time to add a new category/ tag to Hot Lard.  The new category is for people in the world who do things their own way; who tread their own path; who do shit none of the rest of would do.

To start off this new category, I present to you this guy:

I can’t guarantee there’ll be a new HotD every day, as the world is full of stupid people … but, as we find them, we’ll award them the props they deserve!