Posted in Animals, Apple, Bedtime Story, Best Buy, Best Wishes, BitTorrent, Blogroll, Books, Business, Caption Contest, Celebrities, Christmas, Demotivator, DotD, Drinking, Email Scams, Ervin Shlopnick for President, Fan Mail, Food, Forum, FotD, Halloween, HotD, Hotties, Howto, Humor, Internet, Jokes, Kodak Moment, Mad Lib, Mediacom, Microsoft, Misc, Movies, Music, News, Occult, Of The Year nominee, Owies, PSA, Photos, Poetry, Politics, Pranks, Public, Quick Movie, Rants, Religion, Research, SPAM, Shaming, Social, Sports, Super Tard, TV, Tech Support, Thoughts, Tips & Tricks, Video, Video games, WTF, Yahoo, You Suck, YouTube, animations, cheezburger, life, reviews, tagged 100000, 100K, anal sex, Blog, Britney Spears, Crack Whore, Hits, Midget porn, sniff on April 29, 2008 | 1 Comment »
On behalf of the entire Hot Lard staff, we would like to thank all 4 or our readers for getting us over 100,000 hits.
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Posted in DotD, Humor, Kodak Moment, Photos, Rants, You Suck, tagged anal sex, Cool, Crack Whore, doh, douchbag, Dumb, dweeb, emo, Fuck You, kick me, Loser, manly, Midget porn, sniff, Stud on April 10, 2008 | No Comments »
Posted in DotD, Kodak Moment, Photos, tagged dork, douchebag, dweeb, emo, fag, Gay, Josh Hartnett, piercing on March 28, 2008 | 2 Comments »
Posted in Celebrities, DotD, Humor, Photos, tagged bible, church, DotD, family guy, fox, Hell, Josh Hartnett, peter griffin, seth mcfarlane, sniff on December 16, 2007 | No Comments »
I think Seth McFarlane should come clean and stop giving us fake flashbacks of what Peter Griffin used to do as a young child.
Here is the long-lost photo of Peter Griffin, as a child:
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Posted in DotD, Humor, Kodak Moment, Photos, Thoughts, WTF, tagged american pie, Ass, Crack Whore, fat, Fat ass, fat dudes, gifted, Hairy, homos, Josh Hartnett, juicy, Lard ass, leotard, Midget, Midget porn, obese, overweight, Retards, sniff, talented, Ugly on December 15, 2007 | 1 Comment »
You know, I was thinking about what it would be like to be a casting agent for a major Hollywood studio. But then I also was reminded of the fact that I would probably need to work my way to the top. My entrance to this glorious career would need to start someplace. I began [...]
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Posted in DotD, Hotties, Humor, Internet, Kodak Moment, Photos, Video, WTF, tagged anal sex, Hot, Hot babes, Jiggle, John Holmes, Midget porn, Mmmmm, porn, sexy, Slurp, sniff, steamy, too hot on December 7, 2007 | No Comments »
TO HOT
Like the link says, this is to hot for words to describe.
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By all means, hassle this jackass. He deserves mockery for this photo shoot.
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Posted in DotD, tagged 50 cal, beans, Bic, boobs, chapstick, church, dennys, dos, Fart, flame, Hotties, jennifer aniston, John Holmes, klowns, laser tag, macintosh, mcfarland, os2, Space, starbucks, water, wii, Wow on December 5, 2007 | No Comments »
In an effort to make up for lost posts, Hot Lard would like to welcome three new wonderful fellas to the Hot Lard social networking experiment.
Here we have Peter Flabbin, the guy who knows all your Starbucks coffee options.
Likes: beans, Bic lighters, #2 pencils, red Speedo underwear, Chapstick
Dislikes: books, girls, monster truck tires, marbles
Favorite Movie: [...]
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Posted in DotD, tagged Beatrice, dweeb, Roberto on November 21, 2007 | No Comments »
As you can see, Roberto is a playa. He desparately wants to have sex with your sister, but only if her name is Beatrice.
You can reach him by visiting the Roberto’s profile page at www.whitehouse.com.
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Posted in DotD, Photos, Rants, tagged fat people, man boobs on October 11, 2007 | 1 Comment »
There is a growing problem in America that needs to be addressed IMMEDIATELY. There are way too many fat people loping around stealing all our air.
I’m not talking about being a few pounds overweight, rather the fatasses you see exposing their man boobies. This has got to STOP!
Is this dope on a prescription [...]
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