Every time we post another DotD, our inbox get flooded with hate mail. If that isn’t enough, more douchebags feel the need to post comments ridiculing our masculinity. I must admit, I enjoy reading all of it.
Here is another. Let the hate mail flow!
You know, this is something I’ve always wanted to see my significant other wear. I have a feeling that no matter what, if she had this outfit, this douchebag would ruin the fantasy for me.
Seriously, is this Macaulay Culkin?
On behalf of the entire Hot Lard staff, we would like to thank all 4 or our readers for getting us over 100,000 hits.
I think Seth McFarlane should come clean and stop giving us fake flashbacks of what Peter Griffin used to do as a young child.
Here is the long-lost photo of Peter Griffin, as a child:
You know, I was thinking about what it would be like to be a casting agent for a major Hollywood studio. But then I also was reminded of the fact that I would probably need to work my way to the top. My entrance to this glorious career would need to start someplace. I began to think it would be a arduous long number of years before I was working alongside the likes of Michael Bay, Steven Spielberg, and Tony Goldwyn.
I was confused on how to begin my new dream. Where would I get experience? I was pretty good at communicating with people’s faces. I didn’t have a college education that directly helped me convince James Cameron that a fat dude working with Arnold Schwarzenegger would actually work on-screen. I figured whoever got that gig was at the right place at the right time.
Which brings me my point … no, not about wanting to be a casting agent (that was to set up my story) … whoever took the picture above was definitely at the wrong place at some point in time.
By all means, hassle this jackass. He deserves mockery for this photo shoot.
We’re Away…
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