Posted in Celebrities, Christmas, Demotivator, Humor, Jokes, Photos, Thoughts, tagged anal sex, anime, arrow, Britney Spears, butality, Crack Whore, demotivational, Demotivational posters, Drunk, emo, Facial, fun, Gay, handicapped, Iowa, Midget porn, motivational, Olympics, police, police brutality, posters, Prom, Santa, sniff, Teacher on May 13, 2008 | 7 Comments »
We’re going away for awhile kids…
So I’m hoping this partial list of demotivational posters will tide you over until we return.
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Posted in Celebrities, Demotivator, Hotties, Humor, Kodak Moment, Photos, Thoughts, Uncategorized, tagged anal sex, beauty queen, bitch, bride, Britney Spears, chuck norris, Crack Whore, date rape, date rape drug, demotivational, Demotivational posters, Drugs, Dumb, erotic, Facial, Fart, first base, flexable, focus, Football, GHB, hungry, isalnd, lesbians, linebackers, marrage, Midget porn, motivation, motivational posters, Ohio State, Party, porn, pose, posters, road warrior, rocket science, run, Smelly, spongebob squarepants, Strippers, Suprise, The clap, tits, tossing salad on May 5, 2008 | 8 Comments »
A funny thing happened on the way to Monday morning… Yours truly had himself a birthday.
On Friday evening I partied like I was 25…
On Saturday my body reminded me I was over 40…
Sunday, I was still being reminded I was over 40…
Monday, I am still over 40…
Damn, I had a lot of fun on Friday!
Well [...]
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Posted in Demotivator, Hotties, Kodak Moment, Video games, tagged Demotivator, gaming, hottie, nintendo, Video games, zelda on May 2, 2008 | 2 Comments »
Posted in Animals, Demotivator, Humor, Jokes, Kodak Moment, Photos, Thoughts, tagged 360, anal sex, barnyard porn, bed wetting, boobs, brain surgeon, Britney Spears, Crack Whore, demotivational, Demotivational posters, fantasy, fantasy girl, Fight, french maid, gang bang, girl fight, hate mail, interracial, interracial gangbang, lips, Masturbation, Midget porn, motivational, Naked, Nude, porn barnyard, posters, pouty lips, Redneck, Scary, sniff, Ugly, unemployment, war, xbox on May 1, 2008 | 5 Comments »
Hey everybody…
Pull my finger.
Just kidding, you can read these demotivational posters instead.
Unless you really do want to pull my finger…
To read our other Deomtivational Posters click here
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Posted in Animals, Apple, Bedtime Story, Best Buy, Best Wishes, BitTorrent, Blogroll, Books, Business, Caption Contest, Celebrities, Christmas, Demotivator, DotD, Drinking, Email Scams, Ervin Shlopnick for President, Fan Mail, Food, Forum, FotD, Halloween, HotD, Hotties, Howto, Humor, Internet, Jokes, Kodak Moment, Mad Lib, Mediacom, Microsoft, Misc, Movies, Music, News, Occult, Of The Year nominee, Owies, PSA, Photos, Poetry, Politics, Pranks, Public, Quick Movie, Rants, Religion, Research, SPAM, Shaming, Social, Sports, Super Tard, TV, Tech Support, Thoughts, Tips & Tricks, Video, Video games, WTF, Yahoo, You Suck, YouTube, animations, cheezburger, life, reviews, tagged 100000, 100K, anal sex, Blog, Britney Spears, Crack Whore, Hits, Midget porn, sniff on April 29, 2008 | 1 Comment »
On behalf of the entire Hot Lard staff, we would like to thank all 4 or our readers for getting us over 100,000 hits.
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Posted in Demotivator, Humor, Kodak Moment, Photos, Thoughts, tagged alcohol, anal sex, Animals, Beer, Black and White, Blow Job, boob, boy bands, cleavage, Crack Whore, dark side of the moon, demotivational, Demotivational posters, dial up, download, Drunk, dungeongs and dragons, fick fuck me, firearms, flirting, go down, gun safety, hints, Homeless, Hookers, meth, Midget porn, Monster, Monster movies, motivation, neighborhood, new kids on the block, Nsync, Penis, Pink Floyd, piss, porn, queen, queen for a day, start trek, stripper, the wall, Wine, wish you were here on April 25, 2008 | 2 Comments »
Once again it is the Friday and I need to create something to tide all of our faithful readers over for the weekend. I was thinking about giving a complete and thorough book review of War and Peace. But that would take time and… Ummmm, require the ability to read I guess. So I thought [...]
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Posted in Animals, Demotivator, Humor, Internet, Kodak Moment, Photos, Thoughts, tagged Add new tag, adult, anal sex, ape, brave, bravery, Crack Whore, Glass, gorilla, Midget porn, Monkey, safety, safety glass, Scary, sniff, toddler, zoo on April 21, 2008 | 5 Comments »
Dictionary.com Unabridged (v 1.1)
brav·er·y
Audio Help /ˈbreɪvəri, ˈbreɪvri/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[brey-vuh-ree, breyv-ree] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation
–noun, plural -er·ies.
1.
brave spirit or conduct; courage; valor.
2.
showiness; splendor; magnificence.
[Origin: 1540–50; prob. < It braveria, equiv. to brav(are) to brave + -eria -ery]
—Synonyms 1. intrepidity, fearlessness, boldness, daring, prowess, heroism, pluck, spirit, [...]
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Posted in Animals, Celebrities, Demotivator, Humor, Kodak Moment, Photos, Politics, Thoughts, WTF, tagged 80's, afford, anal sex, Baby, breast feeding, butt sex, cannibals, Chick, Crack Whore, Crazy, Deformed, Election, Elephant man, Japan, karaoke, key-tar, Masturbation, meat eater, Midget porn, new kids on the block, poor, Rich, sniff, sun burn, sun screen, sunburn, Suprise, threesomes, ummmm, white chick on April 18, 2008 | 2 Comments »
I was trying really hard to come up with a post before the weekend. Something smart and witty, that would grab your attention and make the reader think…Then I realized this was Hot Lard and that really is not our style. So what I have done is gathered all the rejected Demotivational posters I have [...]
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Posted in Demotivator, tagged abortion, console, demotivational, Demotivator, health, health insurance, insurance, playstation, ps3, scooby doo, tour guide on April 13, 2008 | 1 Comment »
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