Archive for the ‘Caption Contest’ Category
Hot Lard Caption Contest – It’s Like This Officer…
Posted: January 16, 2009 by Ervin Sholpnick in Caption Contest, Humor, PhotosTags: caption, Caption Contest, officer of the law, police, scare the shit out of me, scared shitless, Shit, shit my pants, underpants
Hot Lard Caption Contest – 11/21/2008
Posted: November 21, 2008 by Ervin Sholpnick in Caption Contest, Humor, Photos, WTFTags: Caption Contest, clean, contest, Freak, Mmmmm, tooth brush, Weird
I’m going to have to think about this one for a bit.
Hot Lard Caption Contest – ROCK & ROLL
Posted: September 19, 2008 by Ervin Sholpnick in Caption Contest, Humor, Photos, WTFTags: Bad Ass, Caption Contest, Hard Roack, metal, Music, rock, Rock and Roll, Rock on, Rocker
Hey, there, all you middle men. Throw away your fancy clothes. And while you’re out there sitting on a fence, so get off your ass and come down here, cause Rock’N'Roll ain’t no riddle man. To me it makes good, good sense
Caption Contest – Smell my finger
Posted: August 25, 2008 by Ervin Sholpnick in Caption Contest, Humor, PhotosTags: Ass, bad smell, Britney Spears, Finger, Smell, Smell my finger, Smelly, sniff, stink finger, the finger
What I’m looking for is something other than the normal line I use on my kids, “Does this smell like ass to you”?. The really sad thing is, normally it does.
Caption Contest – The Porcelain God
Posted: August 15, 2008 by Ervin Sholpnick in Caption Contest, Humor, PhotosTags: big prizes, Britney Spears, Caption Contest, contest, porcelain god, Puke, throw up, Vomit
Is that corn????
Caption Contest – Wheelie
Posted: August 14, 2008 by Ervin Sholpnick in Caption Contest, Humor, Photos, WTF, You SuckTags: Cars, crash, drag racing, dragster, Fast Cars, OOPS, Transformers, Zoom
Here’s another photo we would like to see you put words to…
Why should we have to do all the fucking work?
Caption Contest – Face Plant
Posted: August 14, 2008 by Ervin Sholpnick in Caption Contest, Humor, Photos, WTF, You SuckTags: accident, Bike, biking, Caption Contest, face plant, HA HA, ow
OK kiddies, let’s try to come up with a good caption for this “happy day” of biking photo.
Hot Lard Caption Contest – Roar!
Posted: August 2, 2008 by countofflanders in Caption Contest, WTFTags: Caption Contest, manure, skirt, Waitress
Since our last one was so successful, Hot Lard brings you another lovely caption contest. Prizes? You get to hang with this guy for the whole day. Yep, he’s coming to your work. Or, he’s going to pick up a shovel and join you scooping manure. Or, he’ll put on a pink skirt and serve open-face beef sandwhiches with ya. Here ya go!
Caption Contest – What’s So Funny?
Posted: July 29, 2008 by countofflanders in Caption ContestTags: Caption Contest, fat guy, laughing, microphone
Time for another Hot Lard Caption Contest!
Submit your ideas in the comments. No prizes will be awarded, unless you want a signed photograph of Ervin’s handiwork.
We’re Away…
Posted: September 4, 2009 by Ervin Sholpnick in Animals, animations, Apple, Bedtime Story, Best Buy, Best Of, Best Wishes, BitTorrent, Blogroll, Books, Business, Caption Contest, Celebrities, cheezburger, Christmas, Classic Comments, Cool Stuff, Demotivator, DotD, Drinking, Email Scams, Ervin Shlopnick for President, Fan Mail, Food, Forum, FotD, Government, Halloween, Holidays, Hot Lard's Birthday, HotD, Hotties, Howto, Humor, Internet, Jokes, Kodak Moment, life, Links, Mad Lib, Mediacom, Microsoft, Misc, Movies, Mr. Negative, Mr. Positive, Music, News, Nintendo, Occult, Of The Year nominee, Owies, Photos, Poetry, Politics, Pranks, PSA, Public, Quick Movie, Rants, Religion, Research, reviews, Shaming, Social, SPAM, Sports, Super Tard, Tech Support, Thoughts, TinyPic, Tips & Tricks, TV, Uncategorized, Video, Video games, WalMart, Worst Of, WTF, Yahoo, You Suck, YouTubeTags: We're Away
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