Posted in Celebrities, Howto, Humor, Internet, Jokes, Kodak Moment, PSA, Photos, Thoughts, Tips & Tricks, animations, life, tagged anal sex, author, Blood, Blow Job, Books, brad pitt, Britney Spears, Crack Whore, Cum, Facial, Gulp, I like dick, interview with a vampire, Love, Midget porn, Penis, porn, Slurp, sniff, suck me, Swallow, tom cruise, vampire, writer, writing on April 30, 2008 | No Comments »
If you want something, but don’t know how to ask for it…
Write it down.
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On behalf of the entire Hot Lard staff, we would like to thank all 4 or our readers for getting us over 100,000 hits.
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Posted in Animals, Bedtime Story, Celebrities, Food, Howto, Humor, Internet, Jokes, Kodak Moment, Misc, PSA, Photos, Public, TV, Thoughts, Tips & Tricks, Video, WTF, animations, life, tagged all you can eat, anal sex, Brush, brush your teeth, Crack Whore, Donkey, Hygene, Lazy Town, Midget porn, Monkey, motor oil, Nude, porn, retard, Slurp, sniff, Spit, Stuckey's, teen star, toothbrush on April 24, 2008 | 2 Comments »
Suddenly I have this uncontrollable urge to brush my teeth…
Nude…
With a sock puppet…
And donkey wearing a dress…
And a 55 gallon drum of motor oil…
And three nude Japanese hookers with whip crème on their elbows…
And midget who has two all you can eat coupons to Stuckey’s…
And a marginally retarded gopher with a soccer ball up its [...]
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Don’t mess with Van Damme, Windows. You will pay.
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