… goes to an Indian woman accussed of trying to sell her newborn baby for $130.
Read more about it here: www.cnn.com/2009/WORLD/asiapcf/02/24/baby.sale
I didn’t know Indian babies cost this much… last time I was in the market for such goods, I could easily buy one less than half.
They come pre-loaded with coding skills. Awesome!
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It’s not often that you can look at the face of evil and live. But here it is…
Yes folks, this is the true face of evil. Meet Mr. F. This distinguished gentleman has reserved himself a very special place in hell for his actions. What this “Father of the Year” candidate did was kidnap his 18 year old daughter in 1984, hold her prisoner, repeatedly raped her and father his own grand children with her for 24 years.
Let’s slow this down for a moment
I want to make sure you all understand the amount of time we are talking about here. I said 24 years… That’s not 24 days, or 24 week, not even 24 months. 24 FUCKING YEARS!!!!. Here is a list of things that have taken place in that period of time to help you understand the extremely long amount of time this girl was tortured by this demon.
In 1984…
Regan was president…
The Cold war was still very cold…
Microsoft was not a house hold name…
Gas was 80 cents a gallon…
The Key-Tar ruled the music world…
Made in Japan ruled the day
American cars sucked…
Since 1984…
Two Shuttles have blown up…
Microsoft now rules the world with an iron fist…
There have been 24 Super Bowl champions…
There have been 23 MLB champions…
Kiss has had like 16 reunion tours…
There has been 4 president… From three different families.
Made in Japan has been replaced with Made in China…
American cars still suck…
Ok, so now I think I have made myself clear. For 24 YEEEEEEEEEEEEARS Mr. F. (That is what the police are calling him) (I believe the “F” is for “Fucking my daughter and loving it”) has imprisoned and raped his own flesh and blood and fathered 7 of his own grandchildren. The story goes on to say that it is hard to get information from this man’s…. errrrrrr oops I mean this Hitler Youth’s daughter because she is somewhat disturbed.
YAH THINK!?!?!?!?!?
If you would like, please take a moment a read up on Satan’s right hand man here.
My God, what fucking thought process does this guy use to condone such an act for this period of time.. AND DOING IT TO YOUR OWN DAUGHTER!!!???!?!?!?
Mr. F: “Hmmmmmmm, well the garage has been cleaned out and I removed the leafs from the gutters, the garden has been watered and I have fed the dog… What should I do now? I guess I could watch some Soccer… Or I could always pop on down to the torture chamber and ram my penis into daughters anus for a while”.
All I have to say is that I’m glad this poor excuse of a human being will be getting a dose of his own medicine.
After his (hopefully short) trial, this abomination will be thrown in a damp, dark, cell, (Like the one he kept his daughter in). And will hopefully be treated much the same way as he treated his daughter. In other words I’m hoping his dance card will always be filled… I see that some of you still have a blank stair on your faces. Let me put this in a way you may understand. I’m hoping the other inmates (All of them) spend the next several years gang raping this piece of shit. I hope he is force to have some much (Forced) anal sex that his ass could be used as a blimp hanger. And he has to swallow so much “Man Goo” no amount of mouthwash will be able to remove the taste. (As I’m sure no amount of therapy will be able to remove the 24 years of horror this girl had to live.) Do you get me now?
In closing; enjoy your time in prison Mr. F. Because it will be nothing compared to what the devil has in store for you when you are invited to his love kingdom.
And it eats bananas too!
Just when I’m about to lose faith in the human race, I read this story out of Boulder Colorado and realize….
We’re all fucked.
Click the link to go to the story or just read it below.
http://www.thedenverchannel.com/news/15101804/detail.html
BOULDER, Colo. — The mother of an 8-year-old girl has been charged with two misdemeanor counts of child abuse in connection with a case involving a man accused of drinking her daughter’s urine.
The woman, who will not be identified by TheDenverChannel.com in order to protect the identity of the girl, turned herself in at the Boulder County Jail on Saturday and posted a $1,000 bond.She is due in court on Feb. 19.
Joseph S. Cardillo, 47, of Niwot, entered a not guilty plea on Friday to a charge of sex assault on a child by a person in position of trust and a pattern of assaulting the girl. He’s accused of using a sex toy on the 8-year-old girl, in addition to drinking her urine.According to the woman’s arrest warrant, authorities were called to the girl’s school in October on a welfare check. Teachers said the girl often showed up late, unfed and wearing dirty clothes.According to the a report in the Boulder Daily Camera, the girl’s mother told a teacher that her daughter is a child of the sun and can’t get up when it is dark outside. An arrest warrant obtained by the newspaper indicated the mother also said the girl’s eyes get “close-up X-ray vision” every night at midnight, which allows her to diagnose herself with sickle cell anemia, the warrant states.Cardillo was a friend of the girl’s mother, who said she met originally him the International Society for Krishna Consciousness in Boulder. She said she met Cardillo in public places every weekend for the past year so he could take her daughter to his place for sleepovers. Even though her daughter had been going to the man’s basement apartment since June 2006, the mother told investigators she did not know where Cardillo lived and had never been to his home.The girl told investigators that she slept naked with Cardillo in the same bed when she visited and they would bathe or use the hot tub together, while both were nude.According to Cardillo’s arrest affidavit, the girl’s mother said she knew about the nudity and urine drinking, but told investigators that it wasn’t hurting anyone and she knew other people who drink urine. She said both she and Cardillo are nudists.Cardillo’s trial is set for June 2.
I’ve come to the conclusion that people suck.
My nomination for sickest .gif of the year.
He who laughs will certainly end up burning in Hell.
I’ll see you all there 
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Okay, so Lam Luong and his wife get into an argument. Things are going well, so Lam Luong decides to toss his four children off a bridge for spite.
Oh; the bridge was 80 feet above some murky water … rescue officials are still searching for bodies.
Here is a photo of the shit-ass:
Hot Lard is starting a year long list of Of The Year nominees. Here is our first nomination, Lam Luong. At the end of the year, we’ll have a vote for how many times over the person or persons shall be sent into damnation.
Here is the link to the article over at CNN.com.
In the event the article goes away, here it is:
BAYOU LA BATRE, Alabama (AP) — A man angered after a dispute with his wife confessed to tossing his four young children off a bridge, authorities said Wednesday as they searched murky waters for the bodies.
Lam Luong, 37, told authorities that he drove to the Dauphin Island bridge and dropped the children from a span that reaches 80 feet in places, said Detective Scott Rivera.
Missing and presumed dead were 4-month-old Danny Luong; 1-year-old Lindsey Luong; 2-year-old Hannah Luong; and 3-year-old Ryan Phan. Phan is not the man’s biological child, but Luong raised him from infancy, authorities said.
Luong is charged with four counts of capital murder.
Luong came to coastal Alabama from Vietnam in 1984 and worked in the commercial fishing industry as a shrimper, Police Chief John Joyner and a relative said. He had argued with his wife, Ngoc Phan, before taking the children, he said.
At least three boats were being used in the search, and the Coast Guard was sending another boat and a helicopter, Riva said.
Joyner said he feared the search of the Intracoastal Waterway below the bridge would be hampered by bad weather and choppy waters. The bridge extends from the mainland to Dauphin Island, which lies between the waterway and the Gulf of Mexico.
“It’s been a nightmare,” said Riva.
The couple lived with Phan’s mother at Bayou La Batre, a fishing village with a large Southeast Asian community. Phan’s brother-in-law Kam Phengsisomboun, who is from Thailand, said the couple moved back to the area from Hinesville, Georgia, only a couple of weeks ago.
They argued Sunday night and again Monday, he said. Luong left the home with two of the children, then later came back for the other two, he said.
The family initially feared the children had been traded to support a drug habit, Phengsisomboun said. Luong had a crack cocaine habit and had spent an insurance settlement from an automobile accident rapidly, he said, and authorities confirmed Luong had a history of drug offenses.
advertisementLuong reported the children missing Monday, and told police that a woman who had the children failed to return them, authorities said. Phengsisomboun said he was later told by investigators that a witness had seen someone throw a bundle from the bridge and then saw three children in a nearby car.
Phan, 23, was in seclusion Wednesday morning at her mother’s brick home, the front porch cluttered with children’s shoes.
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