The rage these days seems to be pointing out obvious failures in daily life. As much as I enjoy these, I think it is time the Hot Lard staff point out some not-so-obvious successes you may have overlooked.
To get things started, here is a success story:
Here we see Tom Cruise has successfully recruited everyone’s favorite alien killer into the cult of Scientology! So, our deepest and most-sincere congratulations go towards Tom Cruise!
Coming up next … Katie Holmes.
On behalf of the entire Hot Lard staff, we would like to thank all 4 or our readers for getting us over 100,000 hits.
Ladies and gentlemen, it is time to announce my full conversion and divine dedication to our savior’s teachings. The founder of Dianetics and Scientology, L. Ron Hubbard‘s teachings have fully-engulfed my every fiber of being. It is time to pass-on my knowledge to every single living organism on this wretched hell-of-a-planet called Earth.
Please send me your thoughts immediately that you’re ready to convert. It’s not too late. You can be saved. Post a comment or send us an email. Do it now. You can make a difference. It is up to us to change the world.
I shall return with more teachings…
We’re Away…
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