The rage these days seems to be pointing out obvious failures in daily life. As much as I enjoy these, I think it is time the Hot Lard staff point out some not-so-obvious successes you may have overlooked.
To get things started, here is a success story:
Here we see Tom Cruise has successfully recruited everyone’s favorite alien killer into the cult of Scientology! So, our deepest and most-sincere congratulations go towards Tom Cruise!
Coming up next … Katie Holmes.


Ladies and gentlemen, it is time to announce my full conversion and divine dedication to our savior’s teachings. The founder of
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