Posted in Celebrities, Humor, Occult, Photos, Religion, tagged Aliens, Cult, fail, independence day, scientology, success, tom cruise, will smith on April 29, 2008 | 1 Comment »
The rage these days seems to be pointing out obvious failures in daily life. As much as I enjoy these, I think it is time the Hot Lard staff point out some not-so-obvious successes you may have overlooked.
To get things started, here is a success story:
Here we see Tom Cruise has successfully recruited everyone’s favorite [...]
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Posted in Animals, Apple, Bedtime Story, Best Buy, Best Wishes, BitTorrent, Blogroll, Books, Business, Caption Contest, Celebrities, Christmas, Demotivator, DotD, Drinking, Email Scams, Ervin Shlopnick for President, Fan Mail, Food, Forum, FotD, Halloween, HotD, Hotties, Howto, Humor, Internet, Jokes, Kodak Moment, Mad Lib, Mediacom, Microsoft, Misc, Movies, Music, News, Occult, Of The Year nominee, Owies, PSA, Photos, Poetry, Politics, Pranks, Public, Quick Movie, Rants, Religion, Research, SPAM, Shaming, Social, Sports, Super Tard, TV, Tech Support, Thoughts, Tips & Tricks, Video, Video games, WTF, Yahoo, You Suck, YouTube, animations, cheezburger, life, reviews, tagged Midget porn, sniff, Crack Whore, anal sex, Britney Spears, Hits, Blog, 100K, 100000 on April 29, 2008 | 1 Comment »
On behalf of the entire Hot Lard staff, we would like to thank all 4 or our readers for getting us over 100,000 hits.
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Posted in Occult, Religion, Thoughts, life, tagged dianetics, scientology, l. ron hubbard, hubbard, earth, Xenu on April 1, 2008 | 3 Comments »
Ladies and gentlemen, it is time to announce my full conversion and divine dedication to our savior’s teachings. The founder of Dianetics and Scientology, L. Ron Hubbard’s teachings have fully-engulfed my every fiber of being. It is time to pass-on my knowledge to every single living organism on this wretched hell-of-a-planet called Earth.
Please send me your [...]
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