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Iowa Hawkeye Demotivation

Posted in Best Of, Best Wishes, Demotivator, Humor, PSA, Photos, Sports, You Suck, life, tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on October 1, 2009 | 2 Comments »

We are still in prison…errrrrrrrrrrrrr I mean on vacation.
But after the bitch slap the Iowa Hawkeyes laid on the Penn State …. Ummmm, they’re called the Silly Little Bitches aren’t they???
Well any-who, I had to create a couple of posters to mark this great victory.
GO HAWKS!

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We’re Away…

Posted in Animals, Apple, Bedtime Story, Best Buy, Best Of, Best Wishes, BitTorrent, Blogroll, Books, Business, Caption Contest, Celebrities, Christmas, Classic Comments, Cool Stuff, Demotivator, DotD, Drinking, Email Scams, Ervin Shlopnick for President, Fan Mail, Food, Forum, FotD, Government, Halloween, Holidays, Hot Lard's Birthday, HotD, Hotties, Howto, Humor, Internet, Jokes, Kodak Moment, Links, Mad Lib, Mediacom, Microsoft, Misc, Movies, Mr. Negative, Mr. Positive, Music, News, Nintendo, Occult, Of The Year nominee, Owies, PSA, Photos, Poetry, Politics, Pranks, Public, Quick Movie, Rants, Religion, Research, SPAM, Shaming, Social, Sports, Super Tard, TV, Tech Support, Thoughts, TinyPic, Tips & Tricks, Video, Video games, WTF, WalMart, Worst Of, Yahoo, You Suck, YouTube, animations, cheezburger, life, reviews, tagged on September 4, 2009 | 1 Comment »

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Mr. Positive – Happy 4th of July

Posted in Best Wishes, Business, Classic Comments, Demotivator, Government, Holidays, Howto, Humor, Mr. Positive, PSA, Politics, Public, Thoughts, Tips & Tricks, You Suck, tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , on July 2, 2009 | Leave a Comment »

Mr. Positive says, “Happy 4th of July to you all. It was on this date that the great American forefathers, risked their lives and freedom to commit treason against the British Crown and sign the Declaration of Independence, so that all men could live free, be equal, and pursue happiness…. Of course the slaves felt [...]

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RIP Michael Jackson

Posted in Best Wishes, Celebrities, Humor, Thoughts, tagged , , , , , , , , on June 25, 2009 | 2 Comments »

Just want to take a moment to remember the late great Michael Jackson….
OK, IT’S SAFE FOR ALL THE LITTLE BOYS TO COME OUT OF HIDING NOW. HE CAN’T RAPE YOUR ASS ANY MORE !!!
Sniff… I’m all broken up.

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Happy Thanksgiving from Hot Lard

Posted in Best Wishes, Christmas, Humor, PSA, Thoughts, You Suck, tagged , , , , , , , , , , , on November 26, 2008 | 2 Comments »

I’d like to wish all of our readers a very Happy Thanksgiving from all of us here at Hot Lard.

And if you don’t celebrate Thanksgiving from where you are…
Ummmm, happy “Whatever day” you bunch of heathens celebrate in your blood soaked caves and dungeons.

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A Message to Our Readers – YOU’RE GREAT!!!

Posted in Best Wishes, Celebrities, Classic Comments, Demotivator, Fan Mail, Humor, Thoughts, tagged , , , , , , , , , , , on August 15, 2008 | Leave a Comment »

We here at Hot Lard would like to tell our readers…
YOU’RE GREAT!!!!

YOU’RE GREAT!!!

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY HOT LARD

Posted in Best Wishes, Celebrities, Christmas, Fan Mail, Hot Lard's Birthday, Humor, Photos, Thoughts, life, tagged , , , , , , , , , , , on August 8, 2008 | 1 Comment »

On August 9th Hot Lard turns 1 year old.  We were so overwhelmed with the stuff we received from our fans, that I thought it would be good to just use this day to show everyone all the great cards we received.
Plus I’m going to get so drunk, there is no way I will be [...]

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Andy Dick Wishes Hot Lard a Happy Birthday

Posted in Best Wishes, Celebrities, Hot Lard's Birthday, Humor, tagged , , , , , , , , , , on July 25, 2008 | Leave a Comment »

Hot Lard, I just heard that you are having a birthday. You know what that means, PARRRRRTYYYYYYYYY!!! Wooooo hoooooo, next to waking up in my own vomit, there is nothing I like more than PARRRTYYYYY-ing with my bros at Hot Lard.
Dudes I have this primo shit that you are just going to love. And next [...]

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Jean-Claude Van Damme Wish Hot Lard a Happy Birthday

Posted in Best Wishes, Celebrities, Hot Lard's Birthday, Humor, Thoughts, tagged , , , , , on July 24, 2008 | Leave a Comment »

Dear Hot Lard staff,
Please accept my best-wishes for your One Year birthday!
As a token of my appreciation for you brand of comic humor, please note the enclosed gift bag.  For your readers, I have listed them:

a piece of glass I stole from Bloodsport that was used during the filming of the famous scene where I [...]

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Amy Winehouse Wishes Hot Lard a Happy Birthday

Posted in Best Wishes, Celebrities, Fan Mail, Hot Lard's Birthday, Humor, Music, Thoughts, tagged , , , , , , , , on July 24, 2008 | 1 Comment »

Ummmmmmm, yes… hmmmm let’s see…
I’ll take a bucket of chicken and a double beef and bean burrito with a large side of chips and…. Huh??? What???? I’m doing what???
WHAT THE FUCK IS A HOT LARD?!?!?!?
Fuck you I’m not coming out of the closet, the killer spiders are out there.
Well anyway happy Easter to all of [...]

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