Posted in Best Wishes, Classic Comments, Fan Mail, Humor, Poetry, Public, Rants, Shaming, Thoughts, Tips & Tricks, tagged anal sex, bitch slap, Britney Spears, classic, classic comment, comments, Crack Whore, demotivational, GI, gijew, jew, kick in the balls, Midget porn, Penis, Prison, prison rape, prison sex, Sex, shank, sniff, Wow on May 7, 2008 | No Comments »
We are starting a new series of posts here at Hot Lard (HL to our friends…. if we had any) We are calling it Classic Comment of the Week. (or CCOTW)
We get some very funny comments from our readers and I feel it a real shame that they may not be getting shared with all [...]
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Posted in Animals, Apple, Bedtime Story, Best Buy, Best Wishes, BitTorrent, Blogroll, Books, Business, Caption Contest, Celebrities, Christmas, Demotivator, DotD, Drinking, Email Scams, Ervin Shlopnick for President, Fan Mail, Food, Forum, FotD, Halloween, HotD, Hotties, Howto, Humor, Internet, Jokes, Kodak Moment, Mad Lib, Mediacom, Microsoft, Misc, Movies, Music, News, Occult, Of The Year nominee, Owies, PSA, Photos, Poetry, Politics, Pranks, Public, Quick Movie, Rants, Religion, Research, SPAM, Shaming, Social, Sports, Super Tard, TV, Tech Support, Thoughts, Tips & Tricks, Video, Video games, WTF, Yahoo, You Suck, YouTube, animations, cheezburger, life, reviews, tagged 100000, 100K, anal sex, Blog, Britney Spears, Crack Whore, Hits, Midget porn, sniff on April 29, 2008 | 1 Comment »
On behalf of the entire Hot Lard staff, we would like to thank all 4 or our readers for getting us over 100,000 hits.
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Posted in Animals, Best Wishes, News, Of The Year nominee, Rants, Thoughts, WTF, You Suck, life, tagged anal sex, bad guy, Crack Whore, Evil, father of the year, fatherhood, gang rape, Gulp, Hell, Incest, man goo, Midget porn, Mr. F, Pervert, prevert, Prison, rape, Satan, Sex, Soccer, Swallow, the face of evil, tourture, well adjusted on April 28, 2008 | 1 Comment »
It’s not often that you can look at the face of evil and live. But here it is…
Yes folks, this is the true face of evil. Meet Mr. F. This distinguished gentleman has reserved himself a very special place in hell for his actions. What this “Father of the Year” candidate did was kidnap his [...]
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Posted in Best Wishes, Demotivator, Microsoft, tagged blu-ray, DVD, hd dvd, hddvd, Josh Hartnett, Microsoft, sony, toshiba on February 19, 2008 | No Comments »
In light of the recent news, some readers might want to bow your heads in silence and remember…
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Posted in Best Wishes, Humor, PSA, Thoughts, tagged .gif, anal sex, Beat, beat up, bloody, bloody nose, booger, Crack Whore, Crap, cripple, Fart, Fight, Fist, fist fight, Hit, I Love You, knock out, Love, mommy, Mother, Mothers day, ow, pop, pound, pow, punch, russina whore, sniff, wham, Whore on February 5, 2008 | No Comments »
I love my mommy
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The verdict is in … Tyrone ranks up there with the worst of the worst.
Backstory
It’s 2006 in Philidelphia, PA and Tyrone is chillin’ in his crib playing some Xbox 360 with his brother. It must’ve been a good game because when his 17-month old daughter accidentally knocks over his 360 and breaks it, he goes [...]
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Posted in Best Wishes, Rants, Sports, You Suck, tagged ananl sex, beat down, Big Ten, Chump, Embarrass, Iowa, lesser, loast, Loser, LSU, Midget porn, National Champion, Ohio, Ohio State, Over Rated, Overrated, You Suck on January 10, 2008 | No Comments »
On behalf of all the “lesser” schools of the Big Ten. I would like the thank Ohio State for representing the conference in a national championship again….
ONLY TO LOSE IT FOR THE THIRD FUCKING TIME IN A ROW!!!!!!!!!!!
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We’d like to leave you with a montage of vomit just before Christmas, the greatest celebration in the world.
Enjoy your Christmas bitches.
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Posted in Best Wishes, Humor, Rants, Sports, You Suck, tagged Ass hole, barry bonds, Baseball, Baseball sucks, Cheat, Cheater, crime, Crook, Enjoy, ESPN, Federal Investigation, Fuck head, Fuck You, Grand Jury, HA HA, happy thoughts, Holiday, Holiday greetings, Home run, Home run Record, Indicted, Kill, Murder, Nice Job, rape, Record, Sports Hero, Steal, Thief on November 15, 2007 | 1 Comment »
A big fat Holiday Best Wishes to Barry Bonds…
I know you could use some holiday cheer after seeing your evil plan start to fall apart. You know the one I’m talking about…..
Cheating the American baseball loving public out of one of its most beloved records.
Normally this post is saved for murders, thieves, and rapist…. [...]
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Posted in Best Wishes, You Suck, tagged Alien, Baby, Burn in Hell, Death, Death Penalty, Fetus, FX, Hell, Hollywood, Leave it to Beaver, Lisa, Mother, Prison on October 29, 2007 | No Comments »
I’d like to send out a big fat wonderful Hot Lard Best Wishes to Lisa Montgomery who was just sentenced by a jury of her peers to die. This “Leave it to Beaver” mother wannabe decided to bypass that messy ole 9 month incubation period most women go through to have a child. She skipped [...]
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