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Rio gets the Olympics, Obama fails…Again!

Posted in Best Of, Celebrities, Government, Humor, News, Politics, Public, Sports, WTF, Worst Of, You Suck, life, tagged , , , , , , , , , , on October 2, 2009 | 5 Comments »

So after spending millions of dollars of the tax payers money to fly his Commander and Chieflyness, her first lady likeness and the Oprah-nator to some third-world shit-hole so they could  suck up to the IOC to get the Olympics (YAWN!) in Chicago…. It goes to Rio.
That was money well spent.  We didn’t even finish [...]

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Iowa Hawkeye Demotivation

Posted in Best Of, Best Wishes, Demotivator, Humor, PSA, Photos, Sports, You Suck, life, tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on October 1, 2009 | 2 Comments »

We are still in prison…errrrrrrrrrrrrr I mean on vacation.
But after the bitch slap the Iowa Hawkeyes laid on the Penn State …. Ummmm, they’re called the Silly Little Bitches aren’t they???
Well any-who, I had to create a couple of posters to mark this great victory.
GO HAWKS!

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We’re Away…

Posted in Animals, Apple, Bedtime Story, Best Buy, Best Of, Best Wishes, BitTorrent, Blogroll, Books, Business, Caption Contest, Celebrities, Christmas, Classic Comments, Cool Stuff, Demotivator, DotD, Drinking, Email Scams, Ervin Shlopnick for President, Fan Mail, Food, Forum, FotD, Government, Halloween, Holidays, Hot Lard's Birthday, HotD, Hotties, Howto, Humor, Internet, Jokes, Kodak Moment, Links, Mad Lib, Mediacom, Microsoft, Misc, Movies, Mr. Negative, Mr. Positive, Music, News, Nintendo, Occult, Of The Year nominee, Owies, PSA, Photos, Poetry, Politics, Pranks, Public, Quick Movie, Rants, Religion, Research, SPAM, Shaming, Social, Sports, Super Tard, TV, Tech Support, Thoughts, TinyPic, Tips & Tricks, Video, Video games, WTF, WalMart, Worst Of, Yahoo, You Suck, YouTube, animations, cheezburger, life, reviews, tagged on September 4, 2009 | 1 Comment »

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Mr. Positive – Happy 4th of July

Posted in Best Wishes, Business, Classic Comments, Demotivator, Government, Holidays, Howto, Humor, Mr. Positive, PSA, Politics, Public, Thoughts, Tips & Tricks, You Suck, tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , on July 2, 2009 | Leave a Comment »

Mr. Positive says, “Happy 4th of July to you all. It was on this date that the great American forefathers, risked their lives and freedom to commit treason against the British Crown and sign the Declaration of Independence, so that all men could live free, be equal, and pursue happiness…. Of course the slaves felt [...]

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RIP Michael Jackson

Posted in Best Wishes, Celebrities, Humor, Thoughts, tagged , , , , , , , , on June 25, 2009 | 2 Comments »

Just want to take a moment to remember the late great Michael Jackson….
OK, IT’S SAFE FOR ALL THE LITTLE BOYS TO COME OUT OF HIDING NOW. HE CAN’T RAPE YOUR ASS ANY MORE !!!
Sniff… I’m all broken up.

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Popeyes Runs Out of Chicken, Conspiracy??

Posted in News, Public, YouTube on April 29, 2009 | 4 Comments »

Am I the only one (apparently not) that noticed something unusual about this video?

You’d think the reporter would’ve at least tried to find a white person.
Is this how stereotypes get started?  Or, is this simply fact?

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Happy Earth Day – Bah Humbug

Posted in Animals, Food, Government, Holidays, Howto, Humor, News, PSA, Politics, Thoughts, WTF, You Suck, life, tagged , , , , , , , , , , , on April 22, 2009 | 2 Comments »

Happy Earth Day from all of us here at Hot Lard.
Remember friends, the quicker we destroy the planet, the sooner we don’t have to listen to all these liberal pussies telling us how important being GREEN is.
So please do your part and throw an extra bag a trash into your neighbors yard today.

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Demotivating the taxpayers- Way to go Merrill Lynch & Bank of America

Posted in Business, Demotivator, News, Photos, WTF, Worst Of, life, tagged , , , , , , , , , on February 27, 2009 | 2 Comments »

This one is dedicated to Merrill Lynch and Bank of America. After losing nearly 15 Billion dollars in 2008, Merrill  handed out 3 Billion dollars in bonuses to their well deserving executives.
Then went to Uncle Sam and asked for Billions from the taxpayers to help them stay afloat.
And now Bank of Evil…errrrrrrrrr I mean Bank [...]

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What brought down US Airways Flight 1549 in the Hudson River

Posted in Humor, News, Photos, tagged , , on January 29, 2009 | 1 Comment »

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Demotivational Posters Volume #32

Posted in Demotivator, Drinking, Humor, Internet, News, Photos, tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , on January 13, 2009 | Leave a Comment »

It’s a new year, which means a new start to our demotivational posters. This year I think I’ll try something different; I’ll not do so many hairy balls jokes, or not degrade women, Maybe I should try to use my posters to bring to light social issues that plague us today.
Or maybe I could just [...]

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