Archive for the ‘Music’ Category
I like Pie
Posted: November 25, 2009 by Ervin Sholpnick in Drinking, Music, PSATags: Math, Nerd, pie
Hot Lard Kodak Moment – ZOINKS!
Posted: January 20, 2009 by Ervin Sholpnick in Celebrities, Hotties, Humor, Kodak Moment, Music, PhotosTags: Ass, bug eyed, concert, Golly, singer, Zoinks
Hot Lard Kodak Moment – AC/DC New Album Cover
Posted: August 28, 2008 by Ervin Sholpnick in Humor, Kodak Moment, Music, Photos, ThoughtsTags: AC DC, AC/DC, Artist, CD, Devil music, MP3, New Music, Rock and Roll, World Premier
Hot Lard’s Top Ten Posts – #1
Posted: August 6, 2008 by Ervin Sholpnick in Celebrities, Hot Lard's Birthday, Hotties, Humor, Internet, Movies, Music, Photos, VideoTags: all nude, boobs, breasts, Flasher, full frontal nudity, Hillary Duff, Naked, Nude, Sucker, tits, topless
Number #1
Video of Hillary Duff Flashing People at a party
Created: April 23, 2008
Hits: 24,313
Boobies, Tah Tahs, Sweater Cows, Fun Bags, Head Lights, Milk Jugs, Meat Pillows…
If you say you have some naked tits, people will come. And if you say you have the naked tits of a child star, they will beat down your door and rape your dog to see them. That is exactly what must have happened with our most popular post (By Far) here at Hot Lard. We mentioned that we had a video of Hillary Duff flashing someone with a video camera and the readers ate it up. They started to trickle in at first, but then that trickle turned into a constant pouring of horney little internet nerds trying to catch a glimpse of Miss Duff’s, “Whoopee Cushions”. The only problem is that they came to our site to find them.
Silly Rabbit, tits are not for kids.
Amy Winehouse Wishes Hot Lard a Happy Birthday
Posted: July 24, 2008 by Ervin Sholpnick in Best Wishes, Celebrities, Fan Mail, Hot Lard's Birthday, Humor, Music, ThoughtsTags: Amy Winehouse, Birthday, Britney Spears, Crack, Crack Whore, dope, Junkie, Puke, wack
Ummmmmmm, yes… hmmmm let’s see…
I’ll take a bucket of chicken and a double beef and bean burrito with a large side of chips and…. Huh??? What???? I’m doing what???
WHAT THE FUCK IS A HOT LARD?!?!?!?
Fuck you I’m not coming out of the closet, the killer spiders are out there.
Well anyway happy Easter to all of my fans and… Wha…. It’s not… I’m supposed to do what?
WHAT THE FUCK IS A HOT LARD?!?!?!?
I don’t want to do a PSA…. Oh fuck it give me the script…
Hey kids, don’t do drugs…………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………. Let them do you!!! HAHA HA H AH EEE HAH ERRRRRRRRR UGH HAW HAW ACK ACK …. Oh crap I just puked on myself again. Someone get me a towel…. Oh and get this fucking needle out of my arm!!!!
Huh…..?
WHAT THE FUCK IS A HOT LARD?!?!?!?
Kurt Cobain Wishes Hot Lard a Happy Birthday
Posted: July 24, 2008 by Ervin Sholpnick in Best Wishes, Celebrities, Hot Lard's Birthday, Humor, Internet, life, Music, Poetry, ThoughtsTags: bang, Birthday, birtney spears, Britney Spears, Crack Whore, happy birthday, head trama, Kurt Cobain, Midget porn, suicide
Hey Hot Lard, Kurt Cobain here. I’d love to wish you a happy birthday and say what a great site you have there… But I’m dead.
Shot myself… Blew my head clean off. I’d like to say that thinking back that probably wasn’t a very good idea… But I blew my brains out, so I don’t do much thinking anymore.
*Awkward Silence*
Well, gotta go, the Devil wants to ass rape me again. Suicide sucks, but Hot Lard is great!!!
Happy Birthday
Video of Hillary Duff Flashing People at a Party
Posted: April 23, 2008 by Ervin Sholpnick in Celebrities, Drinking, Hotties, Humor, Internet, Kodak Moment, Movies, Music, News, Photos, PublicTags: anal sex, boob, Crack Whore, flash, Flasher, full frontal nudity, Hillary Duff, Hot, Lizzie Maguire, meaty, Midget porn, Mmmmm, Naked, Nude, poop, porn, sexy, Slut, sniff, star, tit, topless, Video
Official Hot Lard 60,000 + Hit Post
Below is the exclusive video showing Hillary Duff flashing someone with a video camera at a party.
“Warning” Full Frontal nudity.
The video is on a loop and will start any moment.
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