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On behalf of the entire Hot Lard staff, we would like to thank all 4 or our readers for getting us over 100,000 hits.

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Official Hot Lard 15,000 + Hit Post

Below is the exclusive video showing Hillary Duff flashing someone with a video camera at a party.
“Warning” Full Frontal nudity.

The video is on a loop and will start any moment.
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In case you don’t know the story let me fill you in. Back before I had my name legally change from blstern to Ervin Shlopnick; (For reasons of deportation and underage paternity suits) I would get a lot of emails for this other blstern in my Gmail account. At first I would just delete them, [...]

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Hollywood is a twisted sick place.

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Hot Lard just received this email with a subject line of “Jimi Hendrix”…
Click on picture for a better look

Can someone tell me what the fuck it says!?!?!?!?!?

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Album Review, A Gay Ranchero

If I may make one suggestion, go out and find a place that sells records (LPs) and buy this album immediately! You will thank me later.

Let’s dissect the the tracks.

Tico Tico: This song is the story of Lamberto who finds out that Tico (his gay lover) has been cheating on him with a woman, [...]

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All Must Bow Down

Unless you’re a sissy, you should worship this long-gone band … long-live Dimebag!

If you’re really motivated, learn how to play like Darrell here:

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