Posted in Animals, Apple, Bedtime Story, Best Buy, Best Wishes, BitTorrent, Blogroll, Books, Business, Caption Contest, Celebrities, Christmas, Demotivator, DotD, Drinking, Email Scams, Ervin Shlopnick for President, Fan Mail, Food, Forum, FotD, Halloween, HotD, Hotties, Howto, Humor, Internet, Jokes, Kodak Moment, Mad Lib, Mediacom, Microsoft, Misc, Movies, Music, News, Occult, Of The Year nominee, Owies, PSA, Photos, Poetry, Politics, Pranks, Public, Quick Movie, Rants, Religion, Research, SPAM, Shaming, Social, Sports, Super Tard, TV, Tech Support, Thoughts, Tips & Tricks, Video, Video games, WTF, Yahoo, You Suck, YouTube, animations, cheezburger, life, reviews, tagged Midget porn, sniff, Crack Whore, anal sex, Britney Spears, Hits, Blog, 100K, 100000 on April 29, 2008 | 1 Comment »
On behalf of the entire Hot Lard staff, we would like to thank all 4 or our readers for getting us over 100,000 hits.
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Posted in Celebrities, Drinking, Hotties, Humor, Internet, Kodak Moment, Movies, Music, News, Photos, Public, tagged Midget porn, sniff, Crack Whore, Video, Hot, Slut, poop, porn, anal sex, sexy, Naked, Nude, Flasher, Mmmmm, meaty, boob, topless, full frontal nudity, star, tit, flash, Hillary Duff, Lizzie Maguire on April 23, 2008 | 14 Comments »
Official Hot Lard 15,000 + Hit Post
Below is the exclusive video showing Hillary Duff flashing someone with a video camera at a party.
“Warning” Full Frontal nudity.
The video is on a loop and will start any moment.
If the video does not automatically start in 30 to 60 seconds Click Here for another link.
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Posted in Email Scams, Humor, Internet, Music, WTF, tagged Animals, Midget porn, Whore, Crack Whore, Imposter, Sacrifice, Blood, Virgin, Friends, Fuck, Slut, anal sex, boobs, Orifice, Teeth, Scurvy, Nuns, Blow Job, Oral Sex, Gmail, Spit, Fake, Mouth, WWE, Busty, Brawl, bathroom, sweat, Superbowl, Opera, invite, pimp, deportation, suit, fuck it, tickets, big boobs, monster trucks, slapped, mammaries, off limits, goober, jamboree, barn dance, bleeding, body part, sweaty, ferret, balloons on February 7, 2008 | 1 Comment »
In case you don’t know the story let me fill you in. Back before I had my name legally change from blstern to Ervin Shlopnick; (For reasons of deportation and underage paternity suits) I would get a lot of emails for this other blstern in my Gmail account. At first I would just delete them, [...]
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Posted in Movies, Music, Video, tagged anal sex, Britney Spears, Cum, Facial, Hollywood, I'm cumming, Jamie lynn Spears, orgasm, Sick, Spew, TV, twisted, world on February 6, 2008 | 2 Comments »
Hollywood is a twisted sick place.
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Posted in Email Scams, Fan Mail, Internet, Music, WTF, tagged Asian, China, Email, Fuck, Gmail, hairy nuts, I like beans, Jimi Hendrix, SPAM, What the Fuck on November 26, 2007 | No Comments »
Hot Lard just received this email with a subject line of “Jimi Hendrix”…
Click on picture for a better look
Can someone tell me what the fuck it says!?!?!?!?!?
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Posted in Music on September 25, 2007 | 1 Comment »
If I may make one suggestion, go out and find a place that sells records (LPs) and buy this album immediately! You will thank me later.
Let’s dissect the the tracks.
Tico Tico: This song is the story of Lamberto who finds out that Tico (his gay lover) has been cheating on him with a woman, [...]
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Posted in Music, Video on September 4, 2007 | No Comments »
Unless you’re a sissy, you should worship this long-gone band … long-live Dimebag!
If you’re really motivated, learn how to play like Darrell here:
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