Mr. Positive says, “Running a marathon is like baking a cake. No matter how tired you get.. there is cake at the end”.
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Mr. Positive 04/20/2010
Posted: April 20, 2010 by Ervin Sholpnick in Best Of, Classic Comments, Howto, Humor, life, Mr. Positive, PSA, Rants, Thoughts, Tips & Tricks, You SuckTags: anal sex, baking, baking a cake, cake, Crack Whore, marathone, Midget porn, running, tired
Mr. Positive 03/29/2010
Posted: March 29, 2010 by Ervin Sholpnick in Business, Humor, Mr. Positive, Thoughts, Tips & Tricks, You SuckTags: anal sex, bow down, Crack Whore, Good job, Hello, humiliation, Midget porn, OOPS, pain, Positive, Worship, worship me
Mr. Positive says, “Someday the little people of this stinking planet will bow down and worship the ground I walk on. And if you displease me I will crush your bones under my shoe as you watch your loved ones suffer unimaginable pain and humiliation just to satisfy my blood lust for…. Hello…. Is this thing on???? Ummmmm… You’re doing a great job; keep up the good work”.
Mr. Positive 03/13/2010
Posted: March 13, 2010 by Ervin Sholpnick in Best Of, Humor, Mr. Positive, Thoughts, You SuckTags: anal sex, Crack Whore, forgot, Midget porn, Old people, Positive, Sorry, Thumbs up
Mr. Positive says, “The older I get, the mor
e I…. Sorry, what was I talking about”?
Mr. Positive 01/31/2010
Posted: January 31, 2010 by Ervin Sholpnick in Classic Comments, Demotivator, Humor, Mr. Positive, Thoughts, Tips & Tricks, You SuckTags: Cheat, cheaters, demotivate, demotivational, fail, motivation, motivational, motivator, Positive
Mr. Positive says, “When all else f
ails, you can always cheat”.
Mr. Positive 12/29/2009
Posted: December 29, 2009 by Ervin Sholpnick in Christmas, Holidays, Humor, Mr. PositiveTags: Christmas, demotivate, Holidays, mativational, motivate, motivator, new years, Positive
Mr. Positive says, “The holidays are a really good time to show your family and friends that you have better stuff than they do”.
Mr. Positive – Sharing Your Thanksgiving Meal
Posted: November 24, 2009 by Ervin Sholpnick in Classic Comments, Cool Stuff, Demotivator, Food, Holidays, Humor, life, Mr. Positive, PSA, Thoughts, You SuckTags: anal sex, charity, Crack Whore, helping hand, Homeless, Meal, Midget porn, Puke, Share, thanksgiving, throw up, Vomit
Mr. Positive says…
“After this years big Thanksgiving meal. Throw up on a homeless family. They could really use the food”.
We’re Away…
Posted: September 4, 2009 by Ervin Sholpnick in Animals, animations, Apple, Bedtime Story, Best Buy, Best Of, Best Wishes, BitTorrent, Blogroll, Books, Business, Caption Contest, Celebrities, cheezburger, Christmas, Classic Comments, Cool Stuff, Demotivator, DotD, Drinking, Email Scams, Ervin Shlopnick for President, Fan Mail, Food, Forum, FotD, Government, Halloween, Holidays, Hot Lard's Birthday, HotD, Hotties, Howto, Humor, Internet, Jokes, Kodak Moment, life, Links, Mad Lib, Mediacom, Microsoft, Misc, Movies, Mr. Negative, Mr. Positive, Music, News, Nintendo, Occult, Of The Year nominee, Owies, Photos, Poetry, Politics, Pranks, PSA, Public, Quick Movie, Rants, Religion, Research, reviews, Shaming, Social, SPAM, Sports, Super Tard, Tech Support, Thoughts, TinyPic, Tips & Tricks, TV, Uncategorized, Video, Video games, WalMart, Worst Of, WTF, Yahoo, You Suck, YouTubeTags: We're Away
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Mr. Positive 07/18/2009
Posted: July 17, 2009 by Ervin Sholpnick in Business, Classic Comments, Demotivator, Howto, Humor, life, Mr. Positive, Politics, PSA, Public, Thoughts, Tips & Tricks, You SuckTags: A wise man, A wise man once said, Crack Whore, demotivate, Demotivating, demotivation, demotivational, Demotivational posters, Midget porn, Positive, Wise man, Wiseman
Mr. Positive says, ” A wise man once said… Never listen to anyone who starts a statement with… A wise man once said”.
Mr. Positive 07/17/2009
Posted: July 17, 2009 by Ervin Sholpnick in Business, Classic Comments, Demotivator, Howto, Humor, life, Mr. Positive, PSA, Public, Rants, Thoughts, Tips & TricksTags: Crack Whore, crap. demotivational, demotivation. demotivate, Demotivational posters, Dump, ethics, good work ethic, manger, massive dump, Midget porn, motivate, motivational, motivational posters, motivator, Positive
Mr. Positive says, “Remember, after making a statement, a good manger will always make time to listen to the response of their employees….. But before you say anything, I need to go take a massive dump”.
Mr Positive – 9/24/2010
Posted: September 24, 2010 by Ervin Sholpnick in Best Of, Books, Business, Classic Comments, Cool Stuff, Forum, Humor, Misc, Mr. Positive, PSATags: anal sex, Crack Whore, Cyclopes, Feathers, Fight, handy, Midget porn, Rocks, Runny Nose, Stuff