Mr. Negative says, “Why do buffet-serving restaurants Pizza Ranch suddenly seem surprised when you show up for dinner at 7:30? Why do they get snippy at you when you ask them if more chicken is coming? Why do they hoard the sausage and pepperoni pizzas in the kitchen warmer (for all the customers to see, but not touch) and leave broccoli, mushroom and pineapple barf sitting under the heat lamps? I know the answer to that question… so the employees have something good to eat when they cattle prod the customers out the door 5 minutes before closing. I swear to Gozer the only thing worth consuming at these establishments is the Diet Coke and sugar packets.“
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