If you’re an American, you watched something very awesome last night. And during this awesome event, you saw a teaser for G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra.
As typical in teasers, quick action scenes are cut together in a fast-moving spectacle. Usually, this is done to … well … tease you; get you excited.
I have to [...]
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The Dark Knight – First Look at the Deleted Love Scene
Posted in Best Of, Celebrities, Hotties, Humor, Movies, reviews, tagged Batman, Making love, Facial, Jamie lynn Spears, The Dark Knight, Dark Knight, love scene on January 14, 2009 | 2 Comments »
Below is a the much talked about deleted love scene from the Dark Knight movie. I have heard it was quite graphic and the female star of the scene was very good and very experienced.
Japan is the Innovative Leader in Barn Yard Porn
Posted in Animals, Best Of, Celebrities, Hotties, Humor, Internet, Movies, PSA, tagged ahead of the curve, asia, asian porn, great moments in movie making, great movies, Hitler, Innovation, inventive, Japan, Movies, porn on January 14, 2009 | 1 Comment »
If there is one thing I love more than anything else, it is new innovations in barn yard porn. And it appears that Japan has taken this genre and improved it 10 fold. I was surfing some of the scarier parts of the Internet last night and came across a clip from the latest release [...]
Hot Lard’s Top Ten Posts – #1
Posted in Celebrities, Hot Lard's Birthday, Hotties, Humor, Internet, Movies, Music, Photos, Video, tagged all nude, boobs, breasts, Flasher, full frontal nudity, Hillary Duff, Naked, Nude, Sucker, tits, topless on August 6, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Number #1
Video of Hillary Duff Flashing People at a party
Created: April 23, 2008
Hits: 24,313
Boobies, Tah Tahs, Sweater Cows, Fun Bags, Head Lights, Milk Jugs, Meat Pillows…
If you say you have some naked tits, people will come. And if you say you have the naked tits of a child star, they will beat down your [...]
New Star Trek Poster
Posted in Celebrities, Movies, Photos, tagged Britney Spears, kirk, Movie, Movie Posters, poster, Sci Fi, Spoke, star trek, star trek 11, Star Trek XI on July 21, 2008 | 1 Comment »
Is it just me or does it have that 60’s feel of the orginal series?
Ervin Shlopnick’s List of the 10 Best and Worst Movies
Posted in Celebrities, Humor, Internet, Movies, Thoughts, reviews, tagged Bad Movies, Britney Spears, classic movies, good movies, Movies, must see, oscars, Star Wars, The Matrix, Thumbs down, Thumbs up on July 21, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Beings I’m the fourth most important person on the Internet today, I get asked for my opinion a lot. People want to know my feelings on a whole range of things…
Not really sure why, Guess it’s because I’m so damn smart.
So here is a quick list of answers to the questions I get asked the [...]
Star Trek Porn
Posted in Celebrities, Hotties, Humor, Internet, Kodak Moment, Movies, Photos, TV, Video, WTF, tagged Britney Spears, kirk, porn, spok, star trek on May 23, 2008 | 2 Comments »
What’s better than Star Trek and Porn???
Nothing!!!
Star Trek Porn
You have got to check this out.
Awesome!!!!
Video of Hillary Duff Flashing People at a Party
Posted in Celebrities, Drinking, Hotties, Humor, Internet, Kodak Moment, Movies, Music, News, Photos, Public, tagged anal sex, boob, Crack Whore, flash, Flasher, full frontal nudity, Hillary Duff, Hot, Lizzie Maguire, meaty, Midget porn, Mmmmm, Naked, Nude, poop, porn, sexy, Slut, sniff, star, tit, topless, Video on April 23, 2008 | 17 Comments »
Official Hot Lard 50,000 + Hit Post
Below is the exclusive video showing Hillary Duff flashing someone with a video camera at a party.
“Warning” Full Frontal nudity.
The video is on a loop and will start any moment.
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