Posted in Animals, Apple, Bedtime Story, Best Buy, Best Wishes, BitTorrent, Blogroll, Books, Business, Caption Contest, Celebrities, Christmas, Demotivator, DotD, Drinking, Email Scams, Ervin Shlopnick for President, Fan Mail, Food, Forum, FotD, Halloween, HotD, Hotties, Howto, Humor, Internet, Jokes, Kodak Moment, Mad Lib, Mediacom, Microsoft, Misc, Movies, Music, News, Occult, Of The Year nominee, Owies, PSA, Photos, Poetry, Politics, Pranks, Public, Quick Movie, Rants, Religion, Research, SPAM, Shaming, Social, Sports, Super Tard, TV, Tech Support, Thoughts, Tips & Tricks, Video, Video games, WTF, Yahoo, You Suck, YouTube, animations, cheezburger, life, reviews, tagged Midget porn, sniff, Crack Whore, anal sex, Britney Spears, Hits, Blog, 100K, 100000 on April 29, 2008 | 1 Comment »
On behalf of the entire Hot Lard staff, we would like to thank all 4 or our readers for getting us over 100,000 hits.
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Posted in Bedtime Story, Celebrities, Humor, Mad Lib, WTF, tagged Midget porn, sniff, Puke, Hooker, Whore, Crack Whore, Party, Pants, Butt, Rainbow Bright, Super, Super Tard, Tard, Suck, Once upon a time, Shit, Retards, Batman, Monkey, Glass, Happy, poop, Man, Midget, fat, story, anal sex, boobs, Mullet, Hairy, Ass, Cum, bra, Herpes, balls, Drunk, Fart, Pull my finger, Teeth, Ejaculation, Masturbate, Britney Spears, Blow Job, piss, Blog, Bikini, Humper, Fat ass, fucking, butt sex, cheezburger, Junkie, thong, demotivational, sin, babysitter, double d, Demotivational posters, astronaut, joy, turtle, princess, pirates, butt crack, eat shit, gangs, over weight, modles, face paint, nigerians, swimsiut, models, super models on April 9, 2008 | 7 Comments »
Hey kids!
It’s time for another happy happy joy joy Hot Lard Mad Lib. This is where we take all the search terms you snuggle muffins use to find our web site of rainbow kisses and ice cream sprinkle rain showers. So as you rascals read along, you may find a word you used to look [...]
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Posted in Humor, Mad Lib, PSA, Photos, tagged Midget porn, Redneck, clown, sniff, Cars, Puke, Whore, Crack Whore, Pony, Tard, Fuck, Bukkaki, Hot, Slut, Sick Fuck, corn, Cheese, fat, illegitimate, porn, anal sex, boobs, Mullet, Ass, Dildo, Cum, Fist, Hookers, Drive, Anal probe, Cult, Gag, Gansta, Naked, Nude Photos, Teeth, Vampires, Slurp, Enjoy, Rectal, Freak, Santa, piss, Slutty, Blog, Gang, Finger, cock, cowboy, puppies, carpet muncher, grab, Anus, Iowa, ass rape, test, small, bad, torture, drivers test, drivers, serch terms, fluffy bunnies, rammed, skate, suffer, blame, leakage, fail, large cock, demotovational, nun, hot porn, man on man, scary clown, angery, preteen, wisconson, mudflap, YouTube, my little pony, cum shots on March 17, 2008 | No Comments »
Official Hot Lard 1000 Hit Post
It’s time for another Hot Lard mad lib. Where we take all of the search terms of damnation and lust you group of anal assassins have come up with to find our cult web site of enlightenment and truth. And make them into a cute story of puppies, fluffy bunnies [...]
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Posted in Humor, Mad Lib, Photos, WTF, tagged Adventures, anal, anal sex, Apple, Ass, babysitter, big, bitch, Blog, Blood, bold, catholic, catholic girls, cheerleader, Chester the Molester, clown, Clowns, corn, Crack, Crack Whore, cross eyed, Cum, cum shot, cursed, Diaper, dikes, double d, Drinking, Drunk, Educational, egg, Fart, fat, Fat ass, forgive, Freak, Freaks, god fearing, Granny, greasy, Happy, head, Hookers, Hot, humanity, Lard, Mad Lib, Midget porn, Molester, Monkey, Mullet, nightmares, Nude, Panty, peter griffin, peter grifin, piss, porn, prostitute, Puke, Remember, Retards, Shut the fuck up, Shut Up, Sick, sin, site, Skank, Slut, Smoking, sniff, sniffer, sunday, Teeth, Toilet, Ugly, underground, web, white people, wholesome, Wine on February 24, 2008 | 2 Comments »
Official Hot Lard 1000 Hit Post
Here it is 12:01 am Sunday morning…
I’ve had a few glasses of wine, because that is what white people like and it helps quiet the voices in my head. I decided that I needed to do something fun to take my mind off of the snakes and spiders…. errrrrrrrrr I [...]
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Posted in Humor, Internet, Mad Lib, Poetry, WTF, tagged Midget porn, Cream, sniff, Sex, Puke, Whore, Crack Whore, Farts, Sick, Crack, Shit, Retards, Fuck, Love, anal, Attack, bitch, porn, anal sex, boobs, Mullet, Ass, Gay, Toilet, Swallow, Load, Hookers, Drunk, Fart, Naked, Adventures, Beaver, Nude, Pussy, Face, Freak, Whale, Fat ass, Monster, bastard, lesbian, hot chicks, Cloverfield, russina whore, fat women, breast, large breasts, topless on January 22, 2008 | No Comments »
Official Hot Lard 1000 Hit Post
OK you freaks, it has been some time since we have done a Mad Lib. I was hoping that your search terms would get a little better. But they did not…
You are still the sick ass freaks we have grown to love and stalk. Once again how this works is…. [...]
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Posted in Animals, Bedtime Story, Books, Humor, Jokes, Mad Lib, Poetry, Public, Thoughts, WTF, tagged adventure, anal, anal sex, Ass, Black Santa, Britney Spears, Bukkaki, Bumps, Burn in Hell, Butt, Camp, cat, Christmas, corn, Crack, Crack pipe, Crack Whore, Cum, Diaper, Drunk Santa, Ejaculation, Elves, Face, Fart, fat, Flasher, Football, Freak, French, Funny, Gay, Gift, girls, Granny, Hairy, Hot, Hot teen, How to, Jimi Hendrix, Jock, John Holmes, Kick, Lard ass, Masturbate, Merry Christmas, Midget porn, Mother Fucker, Mud, Nude, Nuns, Nut, porn, Puke, Pussy, Rainbow Bright, Redneck, Reindeer, retard, Rotting, Russian Whore, Seaman, Seman, Shit, Sick, Sick Shit, Slut, Sphincter, Spitting, Swallow, Tard, Tards, Teeth, Tub, vampire, Whores, Wife, X-mas on November 16, 2007 | No Comments »
Official Hot Lard 3000 Hit Post
Hot Lard would like to wish all of our readers a very Merry Christmas.
And as a gift to all you good little freaks girls and boys. We are placing a Christmas Mad lib in your stocking. What we did for this one was to take the x-mas classic “The Night [...]
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Posted in Humor, Mad Lib, WTF, tagged anal, anal sex, Ass, Birthday, blowjob, Camero, Cards, Carpet Munchers, Chainsaw, Colostomy Bag, Corvette, cow, Crack Whore, Cum, dentist, Dick, Dildo, Duck, Fuck, Fucked, Funny, Funny Shit, Gay, Golden Shower, Gonorrhea, Greeting Cards, Hairy, Halloween, Hot, Hotties, Lard, Midget, Midget porn, Molester, Mullet, Pecker, Pool, porn, Redneck, River, Sex, Sheep, Shull, Sick Shit, Squat, Swallow, Thoughts, Toilet, vampire, Wife on October 30, 2007 | No Comments »
Official Hot Lard 1000 Hit Post
OK you group of sheep herders, it’s time once again for another Hot Lard Mad Lib. You know where the honest, wholesome, and church going folks of this spiritual web site, gets to take the unholy reference words you group of hairy palm demons use to somehow find our land [...]
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Posted in Humor, Mad Lib, Mediacom, tagged adventure, anal, anal sex, Attack, bitch, corn, Crack Whore, Demented, ejacualtion, fat, Greeting Cards, hurts, illegitimate, Love, Mensa, Midget, Midget porn, Monkey, porn, Rancheros, Retards, Russia, Sex, Sick, Sick Humor, sniff, story, Strip Joint, Train, underpants, Wedding Cake, X-ray, Xray on October 23, 2007 | 1 Comment »
Official Hot Lard 3000 Hit Post
Ok, you group of sick puppies. It’s time for another Hot Lard mad lib. Once gain how this works is…
We take the sick and demented reference words you spider monkey pedophiles use to find our little slice of heaven here. And turn them into a nice sweet little bedtime [...]
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OK you degenerates’, it’s that time again…… For another Hot Lard Mad Lib.
The rules are simple, I am using the reference words you sick puppies use to find our happy little corner of the world here. The portions of the story that are in bold are what you group of [...]
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Posted in Internet, Mad Lib, WTF, tagged Humor, Midgets, Midget porn, adventure, Funny, Mullets, Puking on September 19, 2007 | 2 Comments »
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This is volume #1 of the Hot Lard Mad Lib. What I am doing is creating a story using the reference words you sick fucks use to find this web page. The un-highlighted sections of the story are mine, the highlighted words are yours. So as [...]
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