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Hot Lard joins PETA to speak out about the slaughter of baby seals
Posted in Animals, Celebrities, Demotivator, Food, Humor, PSA, Photos, Politics, Pranks, WTF, You Suck, tagged Animal rights, ASPCA, baby seals, bloody, Canada, Club, Crack Whore, good cause, Love, Meat, meaty, Mmmmmm, PETA, save the seals, seal meat, seals, Slaughter on October 21, 2009 | 4 Comments »
A Big Tease
Posted in Business, Hotties, Humor, Jokes, Politics, Pranks, tagged A big tease, big oil, big tease, fuel, gas prices, getting fucked, going down, Love, oil, opec, prices, tease on August 27, 2008 | 2 Comments »
Shhhh, don’t tell anyone, but I’m gonna go down on you…
And you’re gonna love it…
But it’s only going to be long enough to let you start enjoying it…
Then I’m gonna come back up again and fuck you, big time…
Lots of love,
Fuel Prices
More Fan Mail
Posted in Fan Mail, Humor, Jokes, Kodak Moment, Photos, Pranks, tagged Add new tag, anal sex, bid fan, Crack Whore, HA HA, Midget porn, Oh My God, Penis, Puke, sniff, Stalker, war on April 11, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
It appears that the Count is very popular with the ladies….
Or is he?
I know I just started a war… Bad timing on my part, I have no Internet access at home. Should make for an exciting Monday at work.
Yet another impostor blster email – This made me think of you
Posted in Email Scams, Humor, Internet, Photos, Pranks, tagged anal sex, Beef, beef jerky, Crack Whore, Des Moines, eats, Email, fat, fine dining, Food, FU, fuck up, Fuck You, Illegal, Iowa, liberal, McDonalds, Midget porn, New York, NY Times, porky, porn, Puss, Scam, slob, Slut, sniff, spunk, Urine on February 26, 2008 | 3 Comments »
Sometimes simple is good, as you will see here.
I received another email for the impostor blstern…. Once again his friends are flaunting what a great life this guy has and what a total fuck up I am. Well screw it , I’ve had it with them. I’m not going out of my [...]
My Thoughts by Count of Flanders Butwheaty – Vomit
Posted in Jokes, Kodak Moment, Photos, Pranks, Shaming, Thoughts, tagged anal sex, ass rape, Josh Hartnett, prank, Puke, saran wrap, Shaming, Teeth, Vomit on January 18, 2008 | 1 Comment »
Once in a while, I’ll get the urge to take a nap after I’ve had a few too many at the bar. It’s times like those in which I am truly thankful for such wonderful and caring roommates that make sure I am safely snuggled in my bed, with my head turned to the side [...]
Good College Dorm Prank
Posted in Photos, Pranks on January 2, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
If you run out of ideas for initiating the freshmen in your respective college dorm floor, here is a good idea:
Hot Lard Kodak Moment – Tom was Delicious
Posted in Animals, Humor, Kodak Moment, Photos, Pranks, tagged cat, dead, Kitty, tom on December 12, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
Chances are good that Tom became part of Kung Pao chicken that night.
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Posted in Animals, Apple, Bedtime Story, Best Buy, Best Of, Best Wishes, BitTorrent, Blogroll, Books, Business, Caption Contest, Celebrities, Christmas, Classic Comments, Cool Stuff, Demotivator, DotD, Drinking, Email Scams, Ervin Shlopnick for President, Fan Mail, Food, Forum, FotD, Government, Halloween, Holidays, Hot Lard's Birthday, HotD, Hotties, Howto, Humor, Internet, Jokes, Kodak Moment, Links, Mad Lib, Mediacom, Microsoft, Misc, Movies, Mr. Negative, Mr. Positive, Music, News, Nintendo, Occult, Of The Year nominee, Owies, PSA, Photos, Poetry, Politics, Pranks, Public, Quick Movie, Rants, Religion, Research, SPAM, Shaming, Social, Sports, Super Tard, TV, Tech Support, Thoughts, TinyPic, Tips & Tricks, Video, Video games, WTF, WalMart, Worst Of, Yahoo, You Suck, YouTube, animations, cheezburger, life, reviews, tagged We're Away on September 4, 2009 | 1 Comment »
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