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Hey kids!
I’m still down from my surgery, but the mass amounts of pain killers that I am on has lead me to create a new batch of demotivational posters. I have no clue what they are about or where I got the photos… or what day it is and whose computer I’m using right now. [...]
Posted in Celebrities, Demotivator, Drinking, Hotties, Humor, Jokes, Kodak Moment, Photos, Thoughts, Uncategorized, tagged alternatives, anal sex, anal warts, arab, asia, Ass, banana, bananas, beavis and butthead, Beef, beware, big tits, Blow Job, Britney Spears, butt sex, candy, cany from strangers, Cars, cheating, clown porn, Clowns, Crack Whore, Date, Dating, demotivational, Demotivational posters, drop the soap, Elvis, emo, Facial, fat, Fat ass, goals, group facial, groupie, hairy balls, Hell, Hooker, instrument, interracial, Jack daniels, Japan, Jungle Fever, Load, look, louis Jay Pearlman, Midget porn, Motel, motel 6, motivational posters, nipping out, perfect, perky, playing doctor, posters, Prison, prison rape, Prom, rules, shanking, shoot my load, shower, sniff, speed, std, stripper, summer camp, the look, tits, Toilet, Ugly, Vampires, vegas, Virgin, Virginity, warts, white girls, yatching on May 21, 2008 | 3 Comments »
Prison is a hard place; it gives you plenty of time to think.
About …
The errors you have made in life.
What you need to do to change your situation.
What soda maker produces the best shanking can material?
Was dropping the soap that third time in the shower just showing off?
Did “Three Testical Charlie” the convicted serial rapist [...]
Posted in Celebrities, Christmas, Demotivator, Humor, Jokes, Photos, Thoughts, tagged Midget porn, sniff, Crack Whore, Teacher, Olympics, anal sex, Gay, Prom, Drunk, Facial, Britney Spears, Santa, Iowa, posters, demotivational, Demotivational posters, police, emo, motivational, anime, fun, arrow, butality, police brutality, handicapped on May 13, 2008 | 7 Comments »
Official Hot Lard 1000 Hit Post
We’re going away for awhile kids…
So I’m hoping this partial list of demotivational posters will tide you over until we return.
To see our other Demotivational posters Click Here
Posted in Animals, Demotivator, Humor, Jokes, Kodak Moment, Photos, Thoughts, tagged Midget porn, Redneck, sniff, Ugly, Crack Whore, xbox, 360, war, Fight, anal sex, boobs, Scary, Naked, Nude, Britney Spears, Masturbation, posters, demotivational, fantasy girl, interracial, Demotivational posters, fantasy, barnyard porn, motivational, porn barnyard, girl fight, pouty lips, lips, hate mail, bed wetting, french maid, unemployment, brain surgeon, gang bang, interracial gangbang on May 1, 2008 | 5 Comments »
Official Hot Lard 2000 Hit Post
Hey everybody…
Pull my finger.
Just kidding, you can read these demotivational posters instead.
Unless you really do want to pull my finger…
To read our other Deomtivational Posters click here
Posted in Celebrities, Howto, Humor, Internet, Jokes, Kodak Moment, PSA, Photos, Thoughts, Tips & Tricks, animations, life, tagged anal sex, author, Blood, Blow Job, Books, brad pitt, Britney Spears, Crack Whore, Cum, Facial, Gulp, I like dick, interview with a vampire, Love, Midget porn, Penis, porn, Slurp, sniff, suck me, Swallow, tom cruise, vampire, writer, writing on April 30, 2008 | No Comments »
If you want something, but don’t know how to ask for it…
Write it down.
Posted in Hotties, Humor, Jokes, Kodak Moment, Photos, Thoughts, life, tagged anal sex, black man, Blow Job, Daddy, Facial, interracial, Midget porn, Mmmmm, nightmare, sniff, Teen Sex, worst, worst nightmare on April 30, 2008 | 1 Comment »
Ummmmmmm, Sweety…. Why is there a black man in your bedroom?
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On behalf of the entire Hot Lard staff, we would like to thank all 4 or our readers for getting us over 100,000 hits.
Posted in Animals, Bedtime Story, Celebrities, Food, Howto, Humor, Internet, Jokes, Kodak Moment, Misc, PSA, Photos, Public, TV, Thoughts, Tips & Tricks, Video, WTF, animations, life, tagged Midget porn, sniff, Crack Whore, Monkey, porn, anal sex, retard, Nude, Brush, Slurp, Donkey, Spit, motor oil, teen star, Lazy Town, Hygene, toothbrush, brush your teeth, Stuckey's, all you can eat on April 24, 2008 | 2 Comments »
Suddenly I have this uncontrollable urge to brush my teeth…
Nude…
With a sock puppet…
And donkey wearing a dress…
And a 55 gallon drum of motor oil…
And three nude Japanese hookers with whip crème on their elbows…
And midget who has two all you can eat coupons to Stuckey’s…
And a marginally retarded gopher with a soccer ball up its [...]
Posted in Hotties, Humor, Jokes, Kodak Moment, Photos, WTF, tagged 86th street, anal sex, Blow Job, Breath, burp, City, Crack Whore, Cum, dear mom, head, Letter, Midget porn, Mother, New York, on your knees, Slurp, sniff, sperm, subway, suck me off, Whore on April 23, 2008 | 1 Comment »
Dear Mom,
These are the two cops we all had to blow to keep from going to jail on some trumped-up charges. Thanks to your tips, I believe I was their favorite. (Who says having a whore as a mother is a bad thing?)
Besides that New York is great and I plan to be [...]
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