Posted in Jokes, tagged Penis on January 30, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:
I do physical labor.
I work at great depths.
I plunge headfirst into everything I do.
I do not get weekends or public holidays off.
I work in a damp environment.
I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation.
I work in high temperatures.
My work exposes me [...]
Posted in Jokes, Tech Support, tagged husband, Wife on September 15, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Dear Technical Support Group,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as:
Romance 9.5 and
Personal Attention 6.5,
and then installed undesirable programs such [...]
Posted in Business, Hotties, Humor, Jokes, Politics, Pranks, tagged A big tease, big oil, big tease, fuel, gas prices, getting fucked, going down, Love, oil, opec, prices, tease on August 27, 2008 | 2 Comments »
Shhhh, don’t tell anyone, but I’m gonna go down on you…
And you’re gonna love it…
But it’s only going to be long enough to let you start enjoying it…
Then I’m gonna come back up again and fuck you, big time…
Lots of love,
Fuel Prices
Posted in Bedtime Story, Humor, Jokes, tagged angles, Brand, Britney Spears, Funny, good, HA HA, heaven, Muffins on August 23, 2008 | 3 Comments »
The couple were 85 years old and had been married for sixty years. Though they were far from rich, they managed to get by because they watched their pennies.
Though not young, they were both in very good health, largely due to the wife’s insistence on healthy foods and exercise for the last decade.
One [...]
Posted in Celebrities, Demotivator, Humor, Internet, Jokes, Kodak Moment, Photos, Thoughts, life, tagged anal sex, bastard, Britney Spears, Crack Whore, father, Midget porn, name on June 26, 2008 | 1 Comment »
Posted in Demotivator, Hotties, Humor, Internet, Jokes, Kodak Moment, Photos, Thoughts, life, tagged anal sex, bad dream, Bath, beach, Britney Spears, bubble bath, butt crack, chair, conjoined, constipation, Crack Whore, demotivational, Demotivational posters, doggy, emo, flood, insurance, Kitty, lazy boy, lotion, magical, Midget porn, Mmmmm, motivational, motivational posters, Mud, Night, ninja, posters, Pride, sand, sniff, stereotypes, tuna, Twins, Whale on June 4, 2008 | 3 Comments »
Official Hot Lard 10,000 + Hit Post
Hey kids!
I’m still down from my surgery, but the mass amounts of pain killers that I am on has lead me to create a new batch of demotivational posters. I have no clue what they are about or where I got the photos… or what day it is and [...]
Posted in Celebrities, Demotivator, Drinking, Hotties, Humor, Jokes, Kodak Moment, Photos, Thoughts, Uncategorized, tagged anal sex, big tits, Britney Spears, demotivational, Demotivational posters, Elvis, Facial, groupie, Midget porn, motivational posters, posters on May 21, 2008 | 4 Comments »
Official Hot Lard 2000 Hit Post
Prison is a hard place; it gives you plenty of time to think.
About …
The errors you have made in life.
What you need to do to change your situation.
What soda maker produces the best shanking can material?
Was dropping the soap that third time in the shower just showing off?
Did “Three Testical [...]
Posted in Celebrities, Christmas, Demotivator, Humor, Jokes, Photos, Thoughts, tagged anime, Crack Whore, demotivational, Demotivational posters, emo, Facial, Gay, Midget porn, motivational, Olympics, police brutality, posters, Prom on May 13, 2008 | 7 Comments »
Official Hot Lard 1000 Hit Post
We’re going away for awhile kids…
So I’m hoping this partial list of demotivational posters will tide you over until we return.
To see our other Demotivational posters Click Here
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We’re Away…
Posted in Animals, Apple, Bedtime Story, Best Buy, Best Of, Best Wishes, BitTorrent, Blogroll, Books, Business, Caption Contest, Celebrities, Christmas, Classic Comments, Cool Stuff, Demotivator, DotD, Drinking, Email Scams, Ervin Shlopnick for President, Fan Mail, Food, Forum, FotD, Government, Halloween, Holidays, Hot Lard's Birthday, HotD, Hotties, Howto, Humor, Internet, Jokes, Kodak Moment, Links, Mad Lib, Mediacom, Microsoft, Misc, Movies, Mr. Negative, Mr. Positive, Music, News, Nintendo, Occult, Of The Year nominee, Owies, PSA, Photos, Poetry, Politics, Pranks, Public, Quick Movie, Rants, Religion, Research, SPAM, Shaming, Social, Sports, Super Tard, TV, Tech Support, Thoughts, TinyPic, Tips & Tricks, Video, Video games, WTF, WalMart, Worst Of, Yahoo, You Suck, YouTube, animations, cheezburger, life, reviews, tagged We're Away on September 4, 2009 | 1 Comment »
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