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Mr. Positive 07/18/2009
Posted: July 17, 2009 by Ervin Sholpnick in Business, Classic Comments, Demotivator, Howto, Humor, life, Mr. Positive, Politics, PSA, Public, Thoughts, Tips & Tricks, You SuckTags: A wise man, A wise man once said, Crack Whore, demotivate, Demotivating, demotivation, demotivational, Demotivational posters, Midget porn, Positive, Wise man, Wiseman
Mr. Positive says, ” A wise man once said… Never listen to anyone who starts a statement with… A wise man once said”.
Mr. Positive 07/17/2009
Posted: July 17, 2009 by Ervin Sholpnick in Business, Classic Comments, Demotivator, Howto, Humor, life, Mr. Positive, PSA, Public, Rants, Thoughts, Tips & TricksTags: Crack Whore, crap. demotivational, demotivation. demotivate, Demotivational posters, Dump, ethics, good work ethic, manger, massive dump, Midget porn, motivate, motivational, motivational posters, motivator, Positive
Mr. Positive says, “Remember, after making a statement, a good manger will always make time to listen to the response of their employees….. But before you say anything, I need to go take a massive dump”.
Mr. Positive 07/16/2009
Posted: July 16, 2009 by Ervin Sholpnick in Best Of, Business, Classic Comments, Cool Stuff, Demotivator, Howto, Humor, Mr. Positive, Poetry, Politics, PSA, Rants, Thoughts, Tips & Tricks, You SuckTags: anal sex, Crack Whore, demotivate, demotivation, demotivational, Demotivational posters, give up, i give up, Midget porn, motivate, motivation, motivational, motivational posters, motivator, Positive, Rectal Itch
Mr. Positive says, “I think…. No wait, I believe…. Wait…. hmmmm I give up”.
Mr. Positive 07/14/2009
Posted: July 14, 2009 by Ervin Sholpnick in Business, Classic Comments, Demotivator, Howto, Humor, Mr. Positive, Politics, PSA, Public, Thoughts, Tips & Tricks, You SuckTags: demote, demotivate, demotivational, Demotivational posters, motivate, motivational posters, motivationl, porn, Positive
Mr. Positive says, “I like it when a co-worker steps into a situation that they may not know much about, but are willing to pitch in and give it their all. I like a good work ethic being implemented between all co-workers. I like it when the right person gets the promotion they truly deserve…. I also like porn.”
Mr. Positive 07/13/2009
Posted: July 13, 2009 by Ervin Sholpnick in Business, Classic Comments, Howto, Humor, life, Mr. Positive, PSA, Rants, Thoughts, Tips & Tricks, You SuckTags: anal sex, Crack Whore, defeat, demotivate, demotivational, Demotivational posters, Midget porn, motivate, motivation, motivational, motivational posters, motivator, Positive, you win
Mr. Positive says, “Sometimes you have to look defeat square in the eye and say… You win”.
Mr. Positive – 07/10/2009
Posted: July 10, 2009 by Ervin Sholpnick in Best Of, Business, Classic Comments, Demotivator, Howto, Humor, life, Mr. Positive, PSA, Thoughts, Tips & TricksTags: anal sex, Crack Whore, demotivation, demotivational, Demotivational posters, Lost Soul, Midget porn, Monday, motivation, motivational, motivational posters, motivator, Positive, reclaim, Soul, Thumbs up
Mr. Positive says, “It’s the weekend, so leave work behind………. It will reclaim your soul on Monday”.
Mr. Positive – Happy 4th of July
Posted: July 2, 2009 by Ervin Sholpnick in Best Wishes, Business, Classic Comments, Demotivator, Government, Holidays, Howto, Humor, Mr. Positive, Politics, PSA, Public, Thoughts, Tips & Tricks, You SuckTags: 4th of July, Declaration of independence, demotivate, demotivational, Demotivational posters, forefathers, Independence, jipped, motivate, motivation, motivational posters, Positive, slaves, treason
Mr. Positive says, “Happy 4th of July to you all. It was on this date that the great American forefathers, risked their lives and freedom to commit treason against the British Crown and sign the Declaration of Independence, so that all men could live free, be equal, and pursue happiness…. Of course the slaves felt pretty jipped about the whole thing.
Mr. Positive 07/01/2009
Posted: July 1, 2009 by Ervin Sholpnick in Business, Classic Comments, Howto, Humor, Mr. Positive, PSA, Public, Thoughts, You SuckTags: bitch, Blow Job, board of directors, counterpart, demotivate, demotivation, demotivational, Demotivational posters, motivate, motivational, motivational posters, Oral Sex, Positive, Stupid, stupid bitch, Swallow, Teenager, women in the work place
Mr. Positive says, “As a woman in the work place, you need to perform better, smarter and more diligently than your male counterpart just to get to the same level that he does. It’s not fair I know, but it’s just the way it is. But be proud of the fact that you are able to perform better, smarter and more diligently than he does and you know that your company could not survive without you….. Of course if you would have learned how to swallow when you were a teenager you could have been on the board of directors by now you stupid bitch”!
Mr. Positive 04/20/2010
Posted: April 20, 2010 by Ervin Sholpnick in Best Of, Classic Comments, Howto, Humor, life, Mr. Positive, PSA, Rants, Thoughts, Tips & Tricks, You SuckTags: anal sex, baking, baking a cake, cake, Crack Whore, marathone, Midget porn, running, tired
Mr. Positive says, “Running a marathon is like baking a cake. No matter how tired you get.. there is cake at the end”.