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We’re Away…

Posted in Animals, Apple, Bedtime Story, Best Buy, Best Of, Best Wishes, BitTorrent, Blogroll, Books, Business, Caption Contest, Celebrities, Christmas, Classic Comments, Cool Stuff, Demotivator, DotD, Drinking, Email Scams, Ervin Shlopnick for President, Fan Mail, Food, Forum, FotD, Government, Halloween, Holidays, Hot Lard's Birthday, HotD, Hotties, Howto, Humor, Internet, Jokes, Kodak Moment, Links, Mad Lib, Mediacom, Microsoft, Misc, Movies, Mr. Negative, Mr. Positive, Music, News, Nintendo, Occult, Of The Year nominee, Owies, PSA, Photos, Poetry, Politics, Pranks, Public, Quick Movie, Rants, Religion, Research, SPAM, Shaming, Social, Sports, Super Tard, TV, Tech Support, Thoughts, TinyPic, Tips & Tricks, Video, Video games, WTF, WalMart, Worst Of, Yahoo, You Suck, YouTube, animations, cheezburger, life, reviews, tagged on September 4, 2009 | 1 Comment »

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY HOT LARD

Posted in Best Wishes, Celebrities, Christmas, Fan Mail, Hot Lard's Birthday, Humor, Photos, Thoughts, life, tagged , , , , , , , , , , , on August 8, 2008 | 1 Comment »

On August 9th Hot Lard turns 1 year old.  We were so overwhelmed with the stuff we received from our fans, that I thought it would be good to just use this day to show everyone all the great cards we received.
Plus I’m going to get so drunk, there is no way I will be [...]

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Hot Lard’s Top Ten Posts – #1

Posted in Celebrities, Hot Lard's Birthday, Hotties, Humor, Internet, Movies, Music, Photos, Video, tagged , , , , , , , , , , on August 6, 2008 | Leave a Comment »

Number #1
Video of Hillary Duff Flashing People at a party
Created: April 23, 2008
Hits: 24,313
Boobies, Tah Tahs, Sweater Cows, Fun Bags, Head Lights, Milk Jugs, Meat Pillows…
If you say you have some naked tits, people will come. And if you say you have the naked tits of a child star, they will beat down your [...]

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Hot Lard’s Top Ten Posts – #2

Posted in Hot Lard's Birthday, Humor, tagged , , , , , , , , on August 5, 2008 | Leave a Comment »

Number #2
Ervin Shlopnock – I like Beans
Created: August (?), 2007
Hits: 7,672
I have no idea why this is the number two post on HL. It’s not even a post; it is my Bio with a bunch of family photos stuck in. (Of whose family, I do not know).  The whole post is centered around one of [...]

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Hot Lard’s Top Ten Posts – #3

Posted in Hot Lard's Birthday, Hotties, Humor, Photos, tagged , , , , , , , on August 1, 2008 | Leave a Comment »

Number #3
FotD x2 – American Apple Pie
Created: August 15, 2007
Hits: 5476
This post is very near and dear to my heart…
You see (sniff) it was created by a staff member that is no longer with us…… (Sniff)
Oh…Wait , No…. I don’t give a flying fuck about that guy. He dressed funny and always smelled like old [...]

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Hot Lard’s Top Ten Posts – #4

Posted in Celebrities, Hot Lard's Birthday, Hotties, Humor, PSA, Photos, tagged , , , , , , on July 28, 2008 | Leave a Comment »

Number #4
Hot Lard has the nude photo of Vanessa Hudgens
Created: Sept 7, 2007
Hits: 5245
We have two posts on Hot Lard that promises the reader the opportunity to see a young celebrity’s ripe, supple boobies. Both of which are on the top ten list, (What a big surprise) this is the first, the other is to [...]

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Hot Lard’s Top Ten Posts – #5

Posted in Demotivator, Hot Lard's Birthday, Humor, Photos, Thoughts, tagged , , , , , , , , , , , on July 28, 2008 | Leave a Comment »

Number #5
Demotivational Posters Volume #1
Created: Feb 13, 2008
Hits: 4,900
Demotivational Posters Volume #1 set a few milestones for us here at Hot Lard. To begin with it was the first of the demotivational poster series and showed the staff that we actually did have a purpose in life. (Other than mooning the elderly) The second was [...]

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Ervin Shlopnick poses for the Hot Lard Birthday Card

Posted in Hot Lard's Birthday, Humor, Photos, tagged , , , , , , on July 25, 2008 | Leave a Comment »

Get yourselves some cake ladies…

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(Midget Porn) and Crack Whore Wishes Hot Lard a Happy Birthday

Posted in Celebrities, Hot Lard's Birthday, Hotties, Humor, Mad Lib, tagged , , , , , , , , , , on July 25, 2008 | Leave a Comment »

Happy anal electrode Hot Lard,

We just wanted to ass rape a gay midget and give you a fat woman thong from our Russian whore collection. Tonight we would like to give you a public blowjob while Penis ramming the shit teeth of Hillary Duff, while lorena bobbit and Rainbow Bright explore anal leakage and fat [...]

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Hot Lard’s Top Ten Posts – !#$%@#% There always has to be one!

Posted in Demotivator, Hot Lard's Birthday, Humor, Photos, Thoughts, tagged , , , , , , , on July 25, 2008 | Leave a Comment »

Number #10a
Demotivational Posters Volume #14
Created: April 13, 2008
Hits: 3102
I knew… I just fucking knew it!!!!!
Once I started this list I knew that a post would suddenly get popular and change the order of things. And sure enough it happened. Volume #14 of the demotivational poster series has taken in enough hits over the past two [...]

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