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Archive for the ‘Halloween’ Category
Hot Lard Kodak Moment – Bat Suit
Posted: January 22, 2008 by S in Halloween, Kodak Moment, PhotosTags: Batman, boy scout, halloween costume, Josh Hartnett, sicko
For 10 years, William wore the same Batman costume to every Boy Scout Halloween party. This year garnered a different reaction. No longer was William the cute little kid that loved his super-hero; now his simply known as Slick Willie, the tormentor.
Scout-Master Pervis Malone didn’t seem to mind though.
Costumes & Outfits Useful All Year
Posted: December 7, 2007 by S in Halloween, Hotties, PhotosTags: babes, boobs, clothes, Costumes, Halloween, Hotties
Sometimes, costumes can be useful all year long. If you’re a hot female, these are some considerations for how to dress all year long to please your significant other (while doing the dishes, laundry, and cooking dinner):
Halloween Pics still Surfacing
Posted: December 5, 2007 by S in FotD, Halloween, Hotties, PhotosTags: babes, bone worthy, cuties, girls, Halloween, Hotties
While Hot Lard employee #1 is writing about gay-ass Star Trek movie news, I present to you the following goodness:
It’s October now, time to start thinking about your Halloween costume. If you’re blstern, it’s time to dig-up the backyard grave (again) and stick the skulls on tiki-torches in the front yard.
I think this year, my Chocolate Labrador Retriever is going to be a Hershey chocolate bar. That should be hilarious. I think I’ll heat up a batch of scalding-hot chocolate and throw it on her, the little bitch.
For your information, I’ve begun work on this year’s costume. No, the picture you see isn’t me … rather, it’s my template. I just need to find a wheelchair.
Does anything have any good ideas for other costume ideas in case I can’t find a wheelchair?
Hello folks, slearl here.
Halloween is just around the corner. I’m trying to figure out what I want to dress up as at the company party. Below are some ideas; post a comment with your favorite one.
This has a nice look to it. I mean, who doesn’t love to be dipped in steamy hot tar?
This is a classic. Jacko fits nicely into the Halloween theme.
Check out the beauty in the background … and not the one with the glasses.
This would scare a few kiddies out there. I don’t know why, but this makes me laugh each-and-every-time I see it. 
There you go … I hope those are few good options for you to choose from.
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