Are you tired of watching those Lexus Christmas commercials every year. You know the ones, where they try to make it look like that average Joe-Blows like you and me can give a $50,000 car to our loved one on Christmas. Instead of the truth where some snotty bitch gets a new car from her [...]
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A Realistic Lexus Christmas Commercial
Posted in Christmas, Holidays, Humor, You Suck, tagged Ass hole, blood thirsty, Cars, corporate, Lexus, luxury cars, outsourcing, Rich, rich bitch, Snobs on December 30, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Hope Christmas was good for you
Posted in Christmas, Kodak Moment, TinyPic, tagged hello kitty on December 30, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Hello all, and hope you got everything you wished for this Christmas. I hope you got that new Hello Kitty bag you’ve always wanted:
Hot Lard Kodak Moment – What I Want for Xmas
Posted in Christmas, Kodak Moment on December 23, 2008 | 1 Comment »
This chic sure does have a certain talent that I would like to have for my Christmas present.
Then again, a penis-shaped puppet might explode out of her stomach and devour me on the spot.
Seasons Greetings… I Quit!!!
Posted in Animals, Christmas, Demotivator, Humor, Photos, Thoughts, WTF, You Suck, tagged Midget porn, sniff, Crack Whore, anal sex, Seasons Greetings, I quit, Mery Christmas on December 23, 2008 | 3 Comments »
To all of our wonderful readers, I’d like to wish you all a very Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.
To my new boss that has told me I’m working on Christmas…. Fuck you ass wipe I quit.
Hot Lard Kodak Moment – All I want for Christmas…
Posted in Christmas, Humor, Kodak Moment, Photos, Thoughts, tagged ah, Blow Job, Cum, Merry Christmas, Mmmmm, ooooo, Oral Sex, sex toys on December 19, 2008 | 1 Comment »
Here you go little Billy… The blow job machine you always wanted.
Demotivational Posters – Christmas Special
Posted in Christmas, Demotivator, Humor, Photos, tagged demotivate, demotivation, demotivational, Demotivational posters, Happy Holidays, Merry Christmas, motivate, motivation, motivational, motivational posters on December 12, 2008 | 5 Comments »
And we all got a piece of the runaway giirrrrrrrrrrrrl. HO HO HO….
Oh, hello there, Ervin Shlopnick here. I and the staff were just singing a cheery holiday song. We love the holidays so much… Well, not as much as barnyard porn mind you, but golly it sure as heck is a close second… Well [...]
Black Friday Shopping
Posted in Christmas, Humor, Photos, Thoughts, tagged Black Friday, Christmas, Christmas shopping, Happy Holidays, Merry Christmas, Midget porn, Presents, X-mas on November 28, 2008 | 4 Comments »
Just returned from “Black Friday” shopping. Got the kids everything they’re going to get for X-mas this year.
Happy Thanksgiving from Hot Lard
Posted in Best Wishes, Christmas, Humor, PSA, Thoughts, You Suck, tagged Big Bird, caves, Celebrate, dinner, dungeons, Happy Holidays, Happy Thanksgiving, heathens, Mmmmm, sniff, thanksgiving, Turkey on November 26, 2008 | 2 Comments »
I’d like to wish all of our readers a very Happy Thanksgiving from all of us here at Hot Lard.
And if you don’t celebrate Thanksgiving from where you are…
Ummmm, happy “Whatever day” you bunch of heathens celebrate in your blood soaked caves and dungeons.
Hot Lard is keeping its celebrity endorsers.
Posted in Business, Celebrities, Christmas, Fan Mail, Hotties, Humor, Super Tard, Thoughts, tagged advertising, Bond, Celebrity endorsement, Dark Side, endorsement, Evil Dead, Favorite Site, michael jackson, Midget porn, Playboy, Santa on November 25, 2008 | 1 Comment »
With all this talk of corporate bail-outs and the letting go of celebrity endorsers; I wanted to take this moment to let all of our readers know that Hot Lard is going strong. We have not lowered ourselves to ask for a free handout from our government. Plus I’m happy to say that all of [...]
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Posted in Animals, Apple, Bedtime Story, Best Buy, Best Of, Best Wishes, BitTorrent, Blogroll, Books, Business, Caption Contest, Celebrities, Christmas, Classic Comments, Cool Stuff, Demotivator, DotD, Drinking, Email Scams, Ervin Shlopnick for President, Fan Mail, Food, Forum, FotD, Government, Halloween, Holidays, Hot Lard's Birthday, HotD, Hotties, Howto, Humor, Internet, Jokes, Kodak Moment, Links, Mad Lib, Mediacom, Microsoft, Misc, Movies, Mr. Negative, Mr. Positive, Music, News, Nintendo, Occult, Of The Year nominee, Owies, PSA, Photos, Poetry, Politics, Pranks, Public, Quick Movie, Rants, Religion, Research, SPAM, Shaming, Social, Sports, Super Tard, TV, Tech Support, Thoughts, TinyPic, Tips & Tricks, Video, Video games, WTF, WalMart, Worst Of, Yahoo, You Suck, YouTube, animations, cheezburger, life, reviews, tagged We're Away on September 4, 2009 | 1 Comment »
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