Posted in Best Wishes, Food, FotD, Hotties, Kodak Moment, tagged Ervin Shlopnick, Hotties, pizza hut on May 28, 2008 | 3 Comments »
I just wanted to let everyone know that my good friend and co-owner of Hot Lard, Ervin, really is out of commission. According to my inside sources, he found a friend in prison that wasn’t kind to him.
Given your many clues to Ervin’s sexual prowness, rest-assured it isn’t Ervin that is suffering … rather, the [...]
Posted in Animals, Apple, Bedtime Story, Best Buy, Best Wishes, BitTorrent, Blogroll, Books, Business, Caption Contest, Celebrities, Christmas, Demotivator, DotD, Drinking, Email Scams, Ervin Shlopnick for President, Fan Mail, Food, Forum, FotD, Halloween, HotD, Hotties, Howto, Humor, Internet, Jokes, Kodak Moment, Mad Lib, Mediacom, Microsoft, Misc, Movies, Music, News, Occult, Of The Year nominee, Owies, PSA, Photos, Poetry, Politics, Pranks, Public, Quick Movie, Rants, Religion, Research, SPAM, Shaming, Social, Sports, Super Tard, TV, Tech Support, Thoughts, Tips & Tricks, Video, Video games, WTF, Yahoo, You Suck, YouTube, animations, cheezburger, life, reviews, tagged Midget porn, sniff, Crack Whore, anal sex, Britney Spears, Hits, Blog, 100K, 100000 on April 29, 2008 | 1 Comment »
On behalf of the entire Hot Lard staff, we would like to thank all 4 or our readers for getting us over 100,000 hits.
Posted in Animals, Bedtime Story, Celebrities, Food, Howto, Humor, Internet, Jokes, Kodak Moment, Misc, PSA, Photos, Public, TV, Thoughts, Tips & Tricks, Video, WTF, animations, life, tagged Midget porn, sniff, Crack Whore, Monkey, porn, anal sex, retard, Nude, Brush, Slurp, Donkey, Spit, motor oil, teen star, Lazy Town, Hygene, toothbrush, brush your teeth, Stuckey's, all you can eat on April 24, 2008 | 2 Comments »
Suddenly I have this uncontrollable urge to brush my teeth…
Nude…
With a sock puppet…
And donkey wearing a dress…
And a 55 gallon drum of motor oil…
And three nude Japanese hookers with whip crème on their elbows…
And midget who has two all you can eat coupons to Stuckey’s…
And a marginally retarded gopher with a soccer ball up its [...]
Posted in Animals, Food, Humor, PSA, Photos, WTF, tagged Midget porn, sniff, Sex, Crack Whore, Penis, anal, anal sex, Dick, Swallow, Gross, Facial, Slurp, Seaman, 10%, Whale, sperm, eew, water, salty, Ejaculate, Blue, Blue Whale, unload, ocean, green peace, produce, spill, mate on February 21, 2008 | No Comments »
Posted in Food, Thoughts, tagged barney, boobs, burp, hardees, Josh Hartnett, marshall, rapage, shitter, thickburger on January 25, 2008 | 1 Comment »
To get an idea of what it means to truly feel good, you need to tackle a large obstacle. Here are some things that make me feel good.
As the image you see shows, finishing one of these badass Hardees monster thickburgers makes me bubbly inside. It takes quite a man, or beastly woman, to [...]
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