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We’re Away…

Posted in Animals, Apple, Bedtime Story, Best Buy, Best Of, Best Wishes, BitTorrent, Blogroll, Books, Business, Caption Contest, Celebrities, Christmas, Classic Comments, Cool Stuff, Demotivator, DotD, Drinking, Email Scams, Ervin Shlopnick for President, Fan Mail, Food, Forum, FotD, Government, Halloween, Holidays, Hot Lard's Birthday, HotD, Hotties, Howto, Humor, Internet, Jokes, Kodak Moment, Links, Mad Lib, Mediacom, Microsoft, Misc, Movies, Mr. Negative, Mr. Positive, Music, News, Nintendo, Occult, Of The Year nominee, Owies, PSA, Photos, Poetry, Politics, Pranks, Public, Quick Movie, Rants, Religion, Research, SPAM, Shaming, Social, Sports, Super Tard, TV, Tech Support, Thoughts, TinyPic, Tips & Tricks, Video, Video games, WTF, WalMart, Worst Of, Yahoo, You Suck, YouTube, animations, cheezburger, life, reviews, tagged on September 4, 2009 | 1 Comment »

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Hot Lard MUST Stay Below 500K Hits

Posted in Business, Fan Mail, Humor, News, Thoughts, WTF, tagged , , , , , , , , , on January 12, 2009 | Leave a Comment »

Over the past few months I have seriously contemplated closing down Hot Lard as a cost saving measure to keep me from having to layoff anyone from my barnyard porn corporation. But every time I do, there seems to be a reason to keep her open; so we work the donkey a little harder that [...]

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Hot Lard… A Gay Porn Site

Posted in Fan Mail, Howto, Humor, Photos, Tips & Tricks, tagged , , , , , , , , , on December 31, 2008 | Leave a Comment »

I’d like to thank the Countofflanders for the new header photo…
I’m not really sure what he was going for with it.
But my guess is he is trying to lure in the gay porn crowd.
But Hey…
If it gives us more hits on the site, I’m all for it.
PENIS!!!! GET YOUR HOT STEAMING PENIS HERE!!!!

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Hot Lard is keeping its celebrity endorsers.

Posted in Business, Celebrities, Christmas, Fan Mail, Hotties, Humor, Super Tard, Thoughts, tagged , , , , , , , , , , on November 25, 2008 | 1 Comment »

With all this talk of corporate bail-outs and the letting go of celebrity endorsers; I wanted to take this moment to let all of our readers know that Hot Lard is going strong. We have not lowered ourselves to ask for a free handout from our government. Plus I’m happy to say that all of [...]

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One Last Email – Expert Advise

Posted in Email Scams, Fan Mail, Humor, Internet, reviews, tagged , , , , , , , , , , , on November 20, 2008 | 4 Comments »

I know I said I was done… and I am. I mean it!!
But we received an email from a fan that I just could not let go unanswered. So this is now my final post for Hot Lard… It is… Really… I mean it… I’m done after this… STOP LOOKING AT ME THAT WAY!!!!
Letter from [...]

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A Message to Our Readers – YOU’RE GREAT!!!

Posted in Best Wishes, Celebrities, Classic Comments, Demotivator, Fan Mail, Humor, Thoughts, tagged , , , , , , , , , , , on August 15, 2008 | Leave a Comment »

We here at Hot Lard would like to tell our readers…
YOU’RE GREAT!!!!

YOU’RE GREAT!!!

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY HOT LARD

Posted in Best Wishes, Celebrities, Christmas, Fan Mail, Hot Lard's Birthday, Humor, Photos, Thoughts, life, tagged , , , , , , , , , , , on August 8, 2008 | 1 Comment »

On August 9th Hot Lard turns 1 year old.  We were so overwhelmed with the stuff we received from our fans, that I thought it would be good to just use this day to show everyone all the great cards we received.
Plus I’m going to get so drunk, there is no way I will be [...]

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Reader Submitted Demotivational Posters – Volume #1

Posted in Celebrities, Demotivator, Fan Mail, Humor, Internet, Photos, tagged , , , , , , on August 1, 2008 | Leave a Comment »

Demotivational Minds has reached a new milestone. We have received our first “Reader Submitted Demotivational Poster”. Which means that there is actually someone out there that is reading this crap we put on the Internet… And has gotten so pissed off by the amuature nature of it that they have decided to ask us to [...]

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Amy Winehouse Wishes Hot Lard a Happy Birthday

Posted in Best Wishes, Celebrities, Fan Mail, Hot Lard's Birthday, Humor, Music, Thoughts, tagged , , , , , , , , on July 24, 2008 | 1 Comment »

Ummmmmmm, yes… hmmmm let’s see…
I’ll take a bucket of chicken and a double beef and bean burrito with a large side of chips and…. Huh??? What???? I’m doing what???
WHAT THE FUCK IS A HOT LARD?!?!?!?
Fuck you I’m not coming out of the closet, the killer spiders are out there.
Well anyway happy Easter to all of [...]

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Tom Cruise Wishes Hot Lard a Happy Birthday

Posted in Celebrities, Fan Mail, Hot Lard's Birthday, Humor, Internet, Thoughts, tagged , , , , , , , , , on July 23, 2008 | Leave a Comment »

Hot Lard is turning 1 year old on August 9th. And in celebration of the greatness that is us. We will be displaying some of the birthday greetings we have received from our richer (more important) readers.

Happy Birthday Hot Lard!
At night, after I lock Katie in the cellar, I and Xenu like to drink [...]

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