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We’re Away…

Posted in Animals, Apple, Bedtime Story, Best Buy, Best Of, Best Wishes, BitTorrent, Blogroll, Books, Business, Caption Contest, Celebrities, Christmas, Classic Comments, Cool Stuff, Demotivator, DotD, Drinking, Email Scams, Ervin Shlopnick for President, Fan Mail, Food, Forum, FotD, Government, Halloween, Holidays, Hot Lard's Birthday, HotD, Hotties, Howto, Humor, Internet, Jokes, Kodak Moment, Links, Mad Lib, Mediacom, Microsoft, Misc, Movies, Mr. Negative, Mr. Positive, Music, News, Nintendo, Occult, Of The Year nominee, Owies, PSA, Photos, Poetry, Politics, Pranks, Public, Quick Movie, Rants, Religion, Research, SPAM, Shaming, Social, Sports, Super Tard, TV, Tech Support, Thoughts, TinyPic, Tips & Tricks, Video, Video games, WTF, WalMart, Worst Of, Yahoo, You Suck, YouTube, animations, cheezburger, life, reviews, tagged on September 4, 2009 | 1 Comment »

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One Last Email – Expert Advise

Posted in Email Scams, Fan Mail, Humor, Internet, reviews, tagged , , , , , , , , , , , on November 20, 2008 | 4 Comments »

I know I said I was done… and I am. I mean it!!
But we received an email from a fan that I just could not let go unanswered. So this is now my final post for Hot Lard… It is… Really… I mean it… I’m done after this… STOP LOOKING AT ME THAT WAY!!!!
Letter from [...]

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Hot Lard Kodak Moment – Fighting for Truth in Advertising

Posted in Business, Email Scams, Hotties, Humor, Internet, PSA, Photos, tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , on June 30, 2008 | 5 Comments »

Official Hot Lard 1000 Hit Post
As a respected member of the journalistic pack, I was appalled and sadden to the point of suicide when I saw the false advertising that my co-journalist CountofFlanders had uncovered at SinglesNet.com. I immediately got on the phone with our crack team of corporate lawyers and midget prostitutes and demanded [...]

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Hot Lard has passed the 100K mark!

Posted in Animals, Apple, Bedtime Story, Best Buy, Best Wishes, BitTorrent, Blogroll, Books, Business, Caption Contest, Celebrities, Christmas, Demotivator, DotD, Drinking, Email Scams, Ervin Shlopnick for President, Fan Mail, Food, Forum, FotD, Halloween, HotD, Hotties, Howto, Humor, Internet, Jokes, Kodak Moment, Mad Lib, Mediacom, Microsoft, Misc, Movies, Music, News, Occult, Of The Year nominee, Owies, PSA, Photos, Poetry, Politics, Pranks, Public, Quick Movie, Rants, Religion, Research, SPAM, Shaming, Social, Sports, Super Tard, TV, Tech Support, Thoughts, Tips & Tricks, Video, Video games, WTF, Yahoo, You Suck, YouTube, animations, cheezburger, life, reviews, tagged , , , , , , , , on April 29, 2008 | 1 Comment »

On behalf of the entire Hot Lard staff, we would like to thank all 4 or our readers for getting us over 100,000 hits.

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SPAM Email of the Day for 2008-Apr-21

Posted in Email Scams, SPAM, tagged , , , , , , , , on April 21, 2008 | 4 Comments »

Please, someone help me define “sexual death”.
Here are some possible scenarios I can think of:

death during sex due to strangulation
death during sex due to ice pick in the temple
death during sex due to limp dick
death during sex due to laughter
death during sex due to rabid dog attack
death during sex due to extremely vicious vomit spew-age

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SPAM Email of the Day for 2008-Mar-26

Posted in Email Scams, Humor, tagged , , , , , , on March 26, 2008 | 3 Comments »

Subject: I realized I was in love.
Amaze her with your new, gigantic tool between your legs. http://liesonkeeng.com/

Who’s point of view is this from?  Did this email come from a girl who realized she was in love because of a gigantic tool between some douchebag’s legs?  Or, did some guy realize that his new-found gigantic tool [...]

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RSPV a wedding I’ll never go to

Posted in Email Scams, Humor, Internet, Jokes, Kodak Moment, tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on March 24, 2008 | Leave a Comment »

In case you are new to the site, I have been getting emails for another person that shares my name. Not sure who this guy is or where he lives, all I know is that for some reason he and I have the same Gmail address and from time to time I get emails that were meant [...]

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Ervin Shlopnick Receives A Death Threat Email

Posted in Email Scams, Fan Mail, Humor, Internet, Jokes, WTF, tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on March 14, 2008 | Leave a Comment »

Hey kids,
It appears that I have been marked for death. Never would have thought that it would have come via email, but with all the technology we have today, I guess it was inevitable.  I decided that I must reply to my killer and let him know how thrilled I was to be assassinated.  [...]

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Ervin Shlopnick’s Inbox: Emails from God and Severed Heads

Posted in Email Scams, Humor, Jokes, Kodak Moment, Photos, Thoughts, tagged , , , , , , , , , , on February 27, 2008 | 2 Comments »

Do you have that one friend?

You know the one I’m talking about, the guy or girl that has to send you those awful,
“Forward this email to 600 other people in the next 6 seconds or your dick will fall off”.
I fucking hate those; normally I just delete them and put that [...]

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Yet another impostor blster email – This made me think of you

Posted in Email Scams, Humor, Internet, Photos, Pranks, tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on February 26, 2008 | 3 Comments »

Sometimes simple is good, as you will see here.
I received another email for the impostor blstern…. Once again his friends are flaunting what a great life this guy has and what a total fuck up I am. Well screw it , I’ve had it with them. I’m not going out of my [...]

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