Posted in Animals, Apple, Bedtime Story, Best Buy, Best Wishes, BitTorrent, Blogroll, Books, Business, Caption Contest, Celebrities, Christmas, Demotivator, DotD, Drinking, Email Scams, Ervin Shlopnick for President, Fan Mail, Food, Forum, FotD, Halloween, HotD, Hotties, Howto, Humor, Internet, Jokes, Kodak Moment, Mad Lib, Mediacom, Microsoft, Misc, Movies, Music, News, Occult, Of The Year nominee, Owies, PSA, Photos, Poetry, Politics, Pranks, Public, Quick Movie, Rants, Religion, Research, SPAM, Shaming, Social, Sports, Super Tard, TV, Tech Support, Thoughts, Tips & Tricks, Video, Video games, WTF, Yahoo, You Suck, YouTube, animations, cheezburger, life, reviews, tagged 100000, 100K, anal sex, Blog, Britney Spears, Crack Whore, Hits, Midget porn, sniff on April 29, 2008 | 1 Comment »
On behalf of the entire Hot Lard staff, we would like to thank all 4 or our readers for getting us over 100,000 hits.
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Posted in Celebrities, Drinking, Hotties, Humor, Internet, Kodak Moment, Movies, Music, News, Photos, Public, tagged anal sex, boob, Crack Whore, flash, Flasher, full frontal nudity, Hillary Duff, Hot, Lizzie Maguire, meaty, Midget porn, Mmmmm, Naked, Nude, poop, porn, sexy, Slut, sniff, star, tit, topless, Video on April 23, 2008 | 3 Comments »
Below is the exclusive video showing Hillary Duff flashing someone on a video camera at a party.
“Warning” Full Frontal nudity.
The video is on a loop and will start any moment.
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Posted in Caption Contest, Demotivator, Drinking, Hotties, Humor, Kodak Moment, Photos, Thoughts, WTF, tagged 38 DD, abortion, anal sex, angery, Beer, big game, bitch, bitches, blow chunks, Blow Job, boating, boob, book deal, breast, breast feeding, butt sex, cheerleader, church, college, Contact, Crack Whore, Crap, crash, demotivational, Demotivational posters, Devil, drinking and driving, Drunk, drunk driving, DUI, Face, Fresh, fucked up, Grandma, gum, he she, hurl, jail bait, laid, life is good, massengill, meth, Midget porn, Milk, minds, Mmmmm, mugshot, Party, Penis, perfect, perfect woman, Picture, porn, posters, Practice, Prom, prom date, Puke, Satan, Sex, she male, Shit, Shy, sniff, spongebob, Sports, squeeze, Teen Sex, Threesome, throw up, tits, topless, vegas on April 10, 2008 | 2 Comments »
Once again I have taken a gorup of random photos and displayed what I think they say to me. Please take a moment to look at them and ask yourself, “This Ervin Shlopnick, is he really deep???? Or just really fucked in the head?” My guess is that I’m the first one…. With just a [...]
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Posted in Drinking, Humor, Internet, Jokes, Owies, tagged anal sex, bottle, Crack Whore, Drunk, Force, Geek, HA HA, head trauma, midget pron, Mmmmm, Nerd, Ouch, pron, sniff, Star Wars, The Force, weeee on February 22, 2008 | No Comments »
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Posted in Drinking, Photos, Public, tagged barf, barfing, bffl, Drinking, Drunk, friend, lesbian sex, Puke, Puking, shitfaced on December 18, 2007 | No Comments »
You know you have a best friend for life when you can count on her to hold your hair back during one of those “girls night out” outings. Nothing says, “I want to make hot lesbian sex after you blow 30 jello shots through your nostrils at 1:30 AM” like a best friend for life. [...]
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