Posted in Demotivator, Hotties, Humor, Photos, Thoughts, tagged Crack, posters, motivation, demotivation, demotivational, Demotivational posters, motivational, motivational posters, briteny spears on July 22, 2008 | No Comments »
It just hit me, Hot Lard is about to turn 1.
That’s right, on August 9th we will celebrate one full year of Hot Lard and all it’s sickness.
I’m not really sure what to do for this special event, but as we get closer I’m sure I’ll cop-out and come up with some lame little thing [...]
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Posted in Demotivator, Humor, Kodak Moment, Photos, Thoughts, tagged bang, beauty, don't shoot, fire power, firearms, firepower, Guns, Prom, Shoot, Ugly on July 20, 2008 | 1 Comment »
Mandy knew that as ugly as she was, she would need some serious firepower to get a date for the prom.
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Posted in Demotivator, Humor, Kodak Moment, Photos, Thoughts, tagged brett favre, Britney Spears, demotivation, demotivational, Demotivational posters, Football, motivation, motivational, motivational posters, posters on July 15, 2008 | 1 Comment »
The CountofFlanders and myself have both had title changes at our “REAL” jobs and all of a sudden our employer is expecting “REAL” work from us now; Making it much more difficult to create a new post while at work. Not to mention how anal they are getting about us inviting midget prostitutes to come [...]
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Posted in Demotivator, Humor, Kodak Moment, Photos, Thoughts, tagged Midget porn, anal sex, America, Gun, Britney Spears, God Bless America, a picture is worth a thousand words, bong, see no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil, second date on July 6, 2008 | No Comments »
I was setting at home trolling Tinypics.com looking for good masturbation material.
When it hit me…
These pictures speak to me…
They have so much to say, each photo has it’s own story that is begging to be told.
I thought to myself, there should be some sort of web site that would give these pictures their words of [...]
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Posted in Animals, Celebrities, Demotivator, Humor, Internet, Kodak Moment, Photos, Thoughts, tagged anal sex, boy bands, Britney Spears, butt sex, Crack Whore, cross the line, demotivational, Demotivational posters, eat shit, fat, fine dining, Gross, howard johnson, india, Masturbation, Midget porn, misunderstanding, motivation, motivational, motivational posters, mule, Navy, over the line, poop, porn, posters, Prison, prison rape, punishment, scat, Seman, Shit, True Love, Vagina, Vampires, Wal-Mart, Weird, WTF on July 2, 2008 | No Comments »
Hey kids,
I was setting at home directing a porn flick when it hit me that I had not come up with any demotivational posters for a good while. I figured that the world has enough mule / girl porn, but demotivation needs to be constantly updated and fresh.
So here is a happy display of hate, [...]
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Posted in Demotivator, Humor, Kodak Moment, PSA, Photos, Public, Thoughts, Tips & Tricks, life, tagged Midget porn, Crack Whore, Butt, crime, Love, anal sex, Prison, We Care, Britney Spears, butt sex, ow, butt fuck, prison rape, jail, Shoplifting, stealing, shoplifter, crime and punishment, jail prison, prison love, holes, suprise butt sex on June 27, 2008 | No Comments »
Because we care!
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Posted in Celebrities, Demotivator, Humor, Internet, Jokes, Kodak Moment, Photos, Thoughts, life, tagged anal sex, bastard, Britney Spears, Crack Whore, father, Midget porn, name on June 26, 2008 | 1 Comment »
Quick!!!
Tell us your fathers name….
It’s OK, take your time.
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Posted in Bedtime Story, Celebrities, Demotivator, Fan Mail, Humor, Internet, Kodak Moment, Photos, tagged Midget porn, Email, Letters, Cards, anal sex, Alien, Weird, WTF, Britney Spears, muppet on June 26, 2008 | No Comments »
It’s time to dip into the Hot Lard mail bag and see what our loyal readers have to say.
This letter comes from “R” and once again we are being asked about our WTF photo post.
I am over intrigued with this picture. Where did you get it? I want to see the rest of [...]
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Posted in Animals, Celebrities, Demotivator, Fan Mail, Forum, Howto, Humor, Internet, Misc, News, PSA, Politics, Public, Rants, Social, Thoughts, Tips & Tricks, life, reviews, tagged anal sex, Blog, blogger, blogging, Britney Spears, Crack Whore, demotivational, Hookers, Hot Lard, interview, journalist, Midget porn, minds, Pakastan, pakistani spectator, quote, spork, star on June 26, 2008 | 5 Comments »
Beings Hot Lard has become the most popular site on the internet and cable TV; I have received several requests for interviews. People want to know everything from the secret of my success to the size of my colostomy bag. Beings I’m a recluse I normal turn down these offers of letting the world into [...]
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Posted in Demotivator, Humor, Photos, Thoughts, tagged posters, motivation, demotivational, Demotivational posters, motivational, motivational posters, touch me on June 19, 2008 | 3 Comments »
We have a whole new sloppy slab of demotivational posters for you to devour. However you will have to jump over to our sister site Demotivational Minds to see them.
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