Mr Positive says… “Rocks are harder than feathers because rocks are made from a rock like substance, where feathers are made from stuff that can make you fly. If I had to kill a cyclopes who has a runny nose and no pants… I’d go with the rock as my weapon of choice…… But would keep some feathers handy in case I had to fall back, fly away and fight another day”.
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Mr Positive – 9/24/2010
Posted: September 24, 2010 by Ervin Sholpnick in Best Of, Books, Business, Classic Comments, Cool Stuff, Forum, Humor, Misc, Mr. Positive, PSATags: anal sex, Crack Whore, Cyclopes, Feathers, Fight, handy, Midget porn, Rocks, Runny Nose, Stuff
Mr. Positive 04/20/2010
Posted: April 20, 2010 by Ervin Sholpnick in Best Of, Classic Comments, Howto, Humor, life, Mr. Positive, PSA, Rants, Thoughts, Tips & Tricks, You SuckTags: anal sex, baking, baking a cake, cake, Crack Whore, marathone, Midget porn, running, tired
Mr. Positive 01/31/2010
Posted: January 31, 2010 by Ervin Sholpnick in Thoughts, You Suck, Tips & Tricks, Humor, Demotivator, Classic Comments, Mr. PositiveTags: Cheat, cheaters, demotivate, demotivational, fail, motivation, motivational, motivator, Positive
Mr. Positive – Sharing Your Thanksgiving Meal
Posted: November 24, 2009 by Ervin Sholpnick in Classic Comments, Cool Stuff, Demotivator, Food, Holidays, Humor, life, Mr. Positive, PSA, Thoughts, You SuckTags: anal sex, charity, Crack Whore, helping hand, Homeless, Meal, Midget porn, Puke, Share, thanksgiving, throw up, Vomit
Mr. Positive 07/18/2009
Posted: July 17, 2009 by Ervin Sholpnick in Business, Classic Comments, Demotivator, Howto, Humor, life, Mr. Positive, Politics, PSA, Public, Thoughts, Tips & Tricks, You SuckTags: A wise man, A wise man once said, Crack Whore, demotivate, Demotivating, demotivation, demotivational, Demotivational posters, Midget porn, Positive, Wise man, Wiseman
Mr. Positive 07/17/2009
Posted: July 17, 2009 by Ervin Sholpnick in Business, Classic Comments, Demotivator, Howto, Humor, life, Mr. Positive, PSA, Public, Rants, Thoughts, Tips & TricksTags: Crack Whore, crap. demotivational, demotivation. demotivate, Demotivational posters, Dump, ethics, good work ethic, manger, massive dump, Midget porn, motivate, motivational, motivational posters, motivator, Positive
Mr. Positive 07/16/2009
Posted: July 16, 2009 by Ervin Sholpnick in Best Of, Business, Classic Comments, Cool Stuff, Demotivator, Howto, Humor, Mr. Positive, Poetry, Politics, PSA, Rants, Thoughts, Tips & Tricks, You SuckTags: anal sex, Crack Whore, demotivate, demotivation, demotivational, Demotivational posters, give up, i give up, Midget porn, motivate, motivation, motivational, motivational posters, motivator, Positive, Rectal Itch
Mr. Positive 07/14/2009
Posted: July 14, 2009 by Ervin Sholpnick in Business, Classic Comments, Demotivator, Howto, Humor, Mr. Positive, Politics, PSA, Public, Thoughts, Tips & Tricks, You SuckTags: demote, demotivate, demotivational, Demotivational posters, motivate, motivational posters, motivationl, porn, Positive
Mr. Positive says, “I like it when a co-worker steps into a situation that they may not know much about, but are willing to pitch in and give it their all. I like a good work ethic being implemented between all co-workers. I like it when the right person gets the promotion they truly deserve…. I also like porn.”

My Thoughts by Ervin Shlopnick – Public Restrooms
Posted: October 7, 2010 by Ervin Sholpnick in Classic Comments, Food, Humor, life, PSA, Public, Rants, Thoughts, You SuckTags: anal sex, breed, breeding, Crack Whore, Fluffy Bunny, germs, insperation, Midget porn, poop, Public restrooms, Restroom, Suck my balls
That doesn’t seem right to me…
I believe that anyone should be allowed to breed in them.