Mr Positive says… “Rocks are harder than feathers because rocks are made from a rock like substance, where feathers are made from stuff that can make you fly. If I had to kill a cyclopes who has a runny nose and no pants… I’d go with the rock as my weapon of choice…… But would keep some feathers handy in case I had to fall back, fly away and fight another day”.
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Mr Positive – 9/24/2010
Posted: September 24, 2010 by Ervin Sholpnick in Best Of, Books, Business, Classic Comments, Cool Stuff, Forum, Humor, Misc, Mr. Positive, PSATags: anal sex, Crack Whore, Cyclopes, Feathers, Fight, handy, Midget porn, Rocks, Runny Nose, Stuff
Mr. Positive 04/20/2010
Posted: April 20, 2010 by Ervin Sholpnick in Best Of, Classic Comments, Howto, Humor, life, Mr. Positive, PSA, Rants, Thoughts, Tips & Tricks, You SuckTags: anal sex, baking, baking a cake, cake, Crack Whore, marathone, Midget porn, running, tired
Mr. Positive says, “Running a marathon is like baking a cake. No matter how tired you get.. there is cake at the end”.
Mr. Positive 01/31/2010
Posted: January 31, 2010 by Ervin Sholpnick in Thoughts, You Suck, Tips & Tricks, Humor, Demotivator, Classic Comments, Mr. PositiveTags: Cheat, cheaters, demotivate, demotivational, fail, motivation, motivational, motivator, Positive
Mr. Positive says, “When all else f
ails, you can always cheat”.
Mr. Positive – Sharing Your Thanksgiving Meal
Posted: November 24, 2009 by Ervin Sholpnick in Classic Comments, Cool Stuff, Demotivator, Food, Holidays, Humor, life, Mr. Positive, PSA, Thoughts, You SuckTags: anal sex, charity, Crack Whore, helping hand, Homeless, Meal, Midget porn, Puke, Share, thanksgiving, throw up, Vomit
Mr. Positive says…
“After this years big Thanksgiving meal. Throw up on a homeless family. They could really use the food”.
We’re Away…
Posted: September 4, 2009 by Ervin Sholpnick in Animals, animations, Apple, Bedtime Story, Best Buy, Best Of, Best Wishes, BitTorrent, Blogroll, Books, Business, Caption Contest, Celebrities, cheezburger, Christmas, Classic Comments, Cool Stuff, Demotivator, DotD, Drinking, Email Scams, Ervin Shlopnick for President, Fan Mail, Food, Forum, FotD, Government, Halloween, Holidays, Hot Lard's Birthday, HotD, Hotties, Howto, Humor, Internet, Jokes, Kodak Moment, life, Links, Mad Lib, Mediacom, Microsoft, Misc, Movies, Mr. Negative, Mr. Positive, Music, News, Nintendo, Occult, Of The Year nominee, Owies, Photos, Poetry, Politics, Pranks, PSA, Public, Quick Movie, Rants, Religion, Research, reviews, Shaming, Social, SPAM, Sports, Super Tard, Tech Support, Thoughts, TinyPic, Tips & Tricks, TV, Uncategorized, Video, Video games, WalMart, Worst Of, WTF, Yahoo, You Suck, YouTubeTags: We're Away
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Mr. Positive 07/18/2009
Posted: July 17, 2009 by Ervin Sholpnick in Business, Classic Comments, Demotivator, Howto, Humor, life, Mr. Positive, Politics, PSA, Public, Thoughts, Tips & Tricks, You SuckTags: A wise man, A wise man once said, Crack Whore, demotivate, Demotivating, demotivation, demotivational, Demotivational posters, Midget porn, Positive, Wise man, Wiseman
Mr. Positive says, ” A wise man once said… Never listen to anyone who starts a statement with… A wise man once said”.
Mr. Positive 07/17/2009
Posted: July 17, 2009 by Ervin Sholpnick in Business, Classic Comments, Demotivator, Howto, Humor, life, Mr. Positive, PSA, Public, Rants, Thoughts, Tips & TricksTags: Crack Whore, crap. demotivational, demotivation. demotivate, Demotivational posters, Dump, ethics, good work ethic, manger, massive dump, Midget porn, motivate, motivational, motivational posters, motivator, Positive
Mr. Positive says, “Remember, after making a statement, a good manger will always make time to listen to the response of their employees….. But before you say anything, I need to go take a massive dump”.
Mr. Positive 07/16/2009
Posted: July 16, 2009 by Ervin Sholpnick in Best Of, Business, Classic Comments, Cool Stuff, Demotivator, Howto, Humor, Mr. Positive, Poetry, Politics, PSA, Rants, Thoughts, Tips & Tricks, You SuckTags: anal sex, Crack Whore, demotivate, demotivation, demotivational, Demotivational posters, give up, i give up, Midget porn, motivate, motivation, motivational, motivational posters, motivator, Positive, Rectal Itch
Mr. Positive says, “I think…. No wait, I believe…. Wait…. hmmmm I give up”.
Mr. Positive 07/14/2009
Posted: July 14, 2009 by Ervin Sholpnick in Business, Classic Comments, Demotivator, Howto, Humor, Mr. Positive, Politics, PSA, Public, Thoughts, Tips & Tricks, You SuckTags: demote, demotivate, demotivational, Demotivational posters, motivate, motivational posters, motivationl, porn, Positive
Mr. Positive says, “I like it when a co-worker steps into a situation that they may not know much about, but are willing to pitch in and give it their all. I like a good work ethic being implemented between all co-workers. I like it when the right person gets the promotion they truly deserve…. I also like porn.”
My Thoughts by Ervin Shlopnick – Public Restrooms
Posted: October 7, 2010 by Ervin Sholpnick in Classic Comments, Food, Humor, life, PSA, Public, Rants, Thoughts, You SuckTags: anal sex, breed, breeding, Crack Whore, Fluffy Bunny, germs, insperation, Midget porn, poop, Public restrooms, Restroom, Suck my balls
That doesn’t seem right to me…
I believe that anyone should be allowed to breed in them.