Posted in Celebrities, Christmas, Demotivator, Humor, Jokes, Photos, Thoughts, tagged anal sex, anime, arrow, Britney Spears, butality, Crack Whore, demotivational, Demotivational posters, Drunk, emo, Facial, fun, Gay, handicapped, Iowa, Midget porn, motivational, Olympics, police, police brutality, posters, Prom, Santa, sniff, Teacher on May 13, 2008 | No Comments »
We’re going away for awhile kids…
So I’m hoping this partial list of demotivational posters will tide you over until we return.
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Posted in Animals, Apple, Bedtime Story, Best Buy, Best Wishes, BitTorrent, Blogroll, Books, Business, Caption Contest, Celebrities, Christmas, Demotivator, DotD, Drinking, Email Scams, Ervin Shlopnick for President, Fan Mail, Food, Forum, FotD, Halloween, HotD, Hotties, Howto, Humor, Internet, Jokes, Kodak Moment, Mad Lib, Mediacom, Microsoft, Misc, Movies, Music, News, Occult, Of The Year nominee, Owies, PSA, Photos, Poetry, Politics, Pranks, Public, Quick Movie, Rants, Religion, Research, SPAM, Shaming, Social, Sports, Super Tard, TV, Tech Support, Thoughts, Tips & Tricks, Video, Video games, WTF, Yahoo, You Suck, YouTube, animations, cheezburger, life, reviews, tagged 100000, 100K, anal sex, Blog, Britney Spears, Crack Whore, Hits, Midget porn, sniff on April 29, 2008 | 1 Comment »
On behalf of the entire Hot Lard staff, we would like to thank all 4 or our readers for getting us over 100,000 hits.
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Posted in Blogroll, Christmas, Humor, Jokes, News, Rants, Shaming, Sports, TV, Thoughts, Video games, WTF, You Suck, tagged anal sex, ball game, barry bonds, Baseball, baseball season, Baseball sucks, batter, Blood, bonds, boo, Cheater, Crack Whore, explode, first base, Football, football rules, lick my balls, Midget porn, MLB, NFL, opening day, pitch, pitcher, porn, pro sports, Red Sox, roids, season, sniff, steriods, the natural, unnatural, Yankees on March 26, 2008 | No Comments »
In case you haven’t noticed (and my guess is that you haven’t), the Major League Baseball season has started … in Japan. WTF is up with that!?!?!?
Well anyway, I’d like to be the first to let baseball know that nobody fucking cares the season has started because the league sucks! Hmmmmmmm, let me guess … [...]
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Posted in Animals, Christmas, Internet, Photos, Public, tagged 2007, 2008, anal sex, Blog, Break, cake, Crack Whore, Facial, Fart, Fuck, Fuck You, fungus, Happy Holidays, Holiday, John Holmes, lama, Me, poop, Sex, Shit, slam, Slut, sniff, We Care, whap, yawn on December 28, 2007 | No Comments »
The Hot Lard crew is taking a break over the holiday to do the things we love to do. We’ll be back after the start of the new year… Or maybe we won’t.
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Posted in Christmas, Humor, Internet, Kodak Moment, Photos, tagged anal sex, bath oil, Bend over, butt fuck, Crack Whore, Cum, doggy style, Facial, fucking, fudge packer, Happy Holidays, Holiday, Hooker, Hump, Merry Christmas, Midget porn, panites, Photography, Pictures, roof roof, Santa, Santa Clause, Sex, Slut, sniff, Snow, Tiny Tim, X-mas on December 17, 2007 | No Comments »
I saw mommy kissing Santa Clause…..
Then he painted her face.
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It’s been a while since the good doctor has been in so I wanted to go in a different direction for my normal I’m better than you and you should know it posts.
Today I am looking to get my wife a present for Christmas, I ready know she wants a pussy. But that begs the [...]
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Posted in Christmas, Humor, Kodak Moment, Photos, tagged Beer, beer fart, bottle, burp, Christmas, Christmas tree, cry, Decorations, Fart, Gift, gifts, Glass, Holy, Holy night, Import, Midget porn, perfect, Photography, Presents, Puke, Puss, Slut, sniff, tear, Tree, X-mas on November 29, 2007 | 2 Comments »
Click on picture for better look
The beauty of it brings a tear to my eye.
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Posted in Christmas, Humor, Kodak Moment, Photos, tagged 13, Anti Christ, Army, Christmas, Chucky, Crack, Crack Head, Crack Whore, Cute Kids, Demon child, Easter bunny, Evil Santa, Evil Seed, Fart, Fart Face, Fleash, Fluffy Bunny, Granny, Happy Holidays, Ho Ho Ho, Holy Shit, Inbread, Inmate, Jingle Bells, Kitty, Merry Christmas, Midget, Midget porn, Phot Contest, Picture, Prom, Puke, Redneck, Rubber, Rubber face, Sadam, Santa, Santa's Little Helper, Satan, Say Cheese, Scary, scream, Shark, Silent Night, Smile, Smoker, Ugly, Vomit, Wow, WTF, Xmas on November 20, 2007 | 4 Comments »
The staff here at Hot Lard, brought in our children one day for Christmas Photos. Beings we are a bunch of self centered miscreants we have been arguing and arguing since that day over whose kid took the best X-mas photo. So what we have done is killed off all but 21 contestant’s and [...]
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Posted in Best Buy, Christmas, Hotties, Humor, Jokes, Kodak Moment, Photos, Public, WTF, tagged Blow Job, Blow me, candy, Candy Cane, Daddy, Facial, Great Sex, Happy slut, lust, Oral, Oral Sex, Photo, Photography, Proud, Saesons Greetings, Sex, Slut, Sucking, Teddy, Three way, Threesome, Yipee on November 17, 2007 | No Comments »
Wouldn’t Daddy Be Proud
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Posted in Best Buy, Christmas, Humor, Owies, Thoughts, tagged Axem Bunny, Baby, Battle, Blood, Card, Chocolate, Easter, Easter bunny, Easter Egg, Fight, Fight to the death, Kill, Knife, Love, Merry Christmas, Rudolf, Santa, Seasons Greetings, Sick Shit, Snow on November 17, 2007 | No Comments »
Merry Christmas to one and all….
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