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Hot Lard joins PETA to speak out about the slaughter of baby seals

Posted in Animals, Celebrities, Demotivator, Food, Humor, PSA, Photos, Politics, Pranks, WTF, You Suck, tagged Animal rights, ASPCA, baby seals, bloody, Canada, Club, Crack Whore, good cause, Love, Meat, meaty, Mmmmmm, PETA, save the seals, seal meat, seals, Slaughter on October 21, 2009 | 4 Comments »

It’s time to show Canada, they can’t fuck with PETA and Hot Lard!!!!
(Click on poster for a better look)

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Rio gets the Olympics, Obama fails…Again!

Posted in Best Of, Celebrities, Government, Humor, News, Politics, Public, Sports, WTF, Worst Of, You Suck, life, tagged anal sex, barak obama, Crack Whore, fail, IOC, Midget porn, obama, Olympics, oprah, president, Sports on October 2, 2009 | 5 Comments »

So after spending millions of dollars of the tax payers money to fly his Commander and Chieflyness, her first lady likeness and the Oprah-nator to some third-world shit-hole so they could suck up to the IOC to get the Olympics (YAWN!) in Chicago…. It goes to Rio.
That was money well spent. We didn’t even finish [...]

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We’re Away…

Posted in Animals, Apple, Bedtime Story, Best Buy, Best Of, Best Wishes, BitTorrent, Blogroll, Books, Business, Caption Contest, Celebrities, Christmas, Classic Comments, Cool Stuff, Demotivator, DotD, Drinking, Email Scams, Ervin Shlopnick for President, Fan Mail, Food, Forum, FotD, Government, Halloween, Holidays, Hot Lard's Birthday, HotD, Hotties, Howto, Humor, Internet, Jokes, Kodak Moment, Links, Mad Lib, Mediacom, Microsoft, Misc, Movies, Mr. Negative, Mr. Positive, Music, News, Nintendo, Occult, Of The Year nominee, Owies, PSA, Photos, Poetry, Politics, Pranks, Public, Quick Movie, Rants, Religion, Research, SPAM, Shaming, Social, Sports, Super Tard, TV, Tech Support, Thoughts, TinyPic, Tips & Tricks, Video, Video games, WTF, WalMart, Worst Of, Yahoo, You Suck, YouTube, animations, cheezburger, life, reviews, tagged We're Away on September 4, 2009 | 1 Comment »

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About Mr. Positive.

Posted in Best Of, Business, Celebrities, Howto, Humor, Misc, Mr. Positive, PSA, Politics, Public, Research, Thoughts, Tips & Tricks, You Suck, life, tagged Cubicles, demotivate, demotivational, Demotivational posters, drive by shooting, employee, livestock, Midget porn, motivation, motivational, Mr. Positive, Positive, suicide, torture, torture chamber on June 27, 2009 | 6 Comments »

I’m sure you’re all wondering what the hell all the “Mr. Positive” posts are about?
Well you see, the attitude around the Hot Lard offices has been really shitty lately… (Geesh, you seduce one employees cat and the hole fucking office goes ape shit)
So I’ve decide to help the companies morale by placing these motivational [...]

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RIP Michael Jackson

Posted in Best Wishes, Celebrities, Humor, Thoughts, tagged ass rape, Child molester, Freak, gay sex, jackson 5, jackson five, king of pop, michael jackson, RIP on June 25, 2009 | 2 Comments »

Just want to take a moment to remember the late great Michael Jackson….
OK, IT’S SAFE FOR ALL THE LITTLE BOYS TO COME OUT OF HIDING NOW. HE CAN’T RAPE YOUR ASS ANY MORE !!!
Sniff… I’m all broken up.

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Hot Lard Audio Moment – Christian Bail is ANGRY!

Posted in Celebrities, tagged assholes, Christian Bale, Terminator Salvation on February 2, 2009 | 3 Comments »

Apparently, on the set of Terminator Salvation, Mr. Bale became VERY FUCKING ANGRY at Shane Hurlbut.
Have a listen!
http://www.aolcdn.com/tmz_audio/020209_christianbale.mp3

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Number 1 Reason why G.I. Joe will suck

Posted in Celebrities, Movies, You Suck, tagged Dennis Quaid, GI Joe, Marlon Wayons, movie trailer, Super Bowl, Teaser, The Rise of Cobra on February 2, 2009 | 8 Comments »

If you’re an American, you watched something very awesome last night. And during this awesome event, you saw a teaser for G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra.
As typical in teasers, quick action scenes are cut together in a fast-moving spectacle. Usually, this is done to … well … tease you; get you excited.
I have to [...]

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Bruce Springsteen shoves his junk in your face

Posted in Celebrities, Sports, You Suck, tagged Bruce Springsteen, halftime show, Super Bowl on February 1, 2009 | Leave a Comment »

Democrat supporter, Bruce Springsteen celebrated Barack Obama’s presidential win at Sunday’s Super Bowl halftime show by shoving his junk in your face.
Next we’ll have Katie Couric and Chris Matthews having dirty anus sex on Face the Nation.

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