Posted in Celebrities, Christmas, Demotivator, Humor, Jokes, Photos, Thoughts, tagged anal sex, anime, arrow, Britney Spears, butality, Crack Whore, demotivational, Demotivational posters, Drunk, emo, Facial, fun, Gay, handicapped, Iowa, Midget porn, motivational, Olympics, police, police brutality, posters, Prom, Santa, sniff, Teacher on May 13, 2008 | 1 Comment »
We’re going away for awhile kids…
So I’m hoping this partial list of demotivational posters will tide you over until we return.
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Posted in Celebrities, Demotivator, Hotties, Humor, Kodak Moment, Photos, Thoughts, Uncategorized, tagged anal sex, beauty queen, bitch, bride, Britney Spears, chuck norris, Crack Whore, date rape, date rape drug, demotivational, Demotivational posters, Drugs, Dumb, erotic, Facial, Fart, first base, flexable, focus, Football, GHB, hungry, isalnd, lesbians, linebackers, marrage, Midget porn, motivation, motivational posters, Ohio State, Party, porn, pose, posters, road warrior, rocket science, run, Smelly, spongebob squarepants, Strippers, Suprise, The clap, tits, tossing salad on May 5, 2008 | 8 Comments »
A funny thing happened on the way to Monday morning… Yours truly had himself a birthday.
On Friday evening I partied like I was 25…
On Saturday my body reminded me I was over 40…
Sunday, I was still being reminded I was over 40…
Monday, I am still over 40…
Damn, I had a lot of fun on Friday!
Well [...]
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Posted in Celebrities, Howto, Humor, Internet, Jokes, Kodak Moment, PSA, Photos, Thoughts, Tips & Tricks, animations, life, tagged anal sex, author, Blood, Blow Job, Books, brad pitt, Britney Spears, Crack Whore, Cum, Facial, Gulp, I like dick, interview with a vampire, Love, Midget porn, Penis, porn, Slurp, sniff, suck me, Swallow, tom cruise, vampire, writer, writing on April 30, 2008 | No Comments »
If you want something, but don’t know how to ask for it…
Write it down.
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Posted in Celebrities, Humor, Occult, Photos, Religion, tagged Aliens, Cult, fail, independence day, scientology, success, tom cruise, will smith on April 29, 2008 | 1 Comment »
The rage these days seems to be pointing out obvious failures in daily life. As much as I enjoy these, I think it is time the Hot Lard staff point out some not-so-obvious successes you may have overlooked.
To get things started, here is a success story:
Here we see Tom Cruise has successfully recruited everyone’s favorite [...]
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Posted in Animals, Apple, Bedtime Story, Best Buy, Best Wishes, BitTorrent, Blogroll, Books, Business, Caption Contest, Celebrities, Christmas, Demotivator, DotD, Drinking, Email Scams, Ervin Shlopnick for President, Fan Mail, Food, Forum, FotD, Halloween, HotD, Hotties, Howto, Humor, Internet, Jokes, Kodak Moment, Mad Lib, Mediacom, Microsoft, Misc, Movies, Music, News, Occult, Of The Year nominee, Owies, PSA, Photos, Poetry, Politics, Pranks, Public, Quick Movie, Rants, Religion, Research, SPAM, Shaming, Social, Sports, Super Tard, TV, Tech Support, Thoughts, Tips & Tricks, Video, Video games, WTF, Yahoo, You Suck, YouTube, animations, cheezburger, life, reviews, tagged 100000, 100K, anal sex, Blog, Britney Spears, Crack Whore, Hits, Midget porn, sniff on April 29, 2008 | 1 Comment »
On behalf of the entire Hot Lard staff, we would like to thank all 4 or our readers for getting us over 100,000 hits.
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Posted in Animals, Bedtime Story, Celebrities, Food, Howto, Humor, Internet, Jokes, Kodak Moment, Misc, PSA, Photos, Public, TV, Thoughts, Tips & Tricks, Video, WTF, animations, life, tagged all you can eat, anal sex, Brush, brush your teeth, Crack Whore, Donkey, Hygene, Lazy Town, Midget porn, Monkey, motor oil, Nude, porn, retard, Slurp, sniff, Spit, Stuckey's, teen star, toothbrush on April 24, 2008 | 2 Comments »
Suddenly I have this uncontrollable urge to brush my teeth…
Nude…
With a sock puppet…
And donkey wearing a dress…
And a 55 gallon drum of motor oil…
And three nude Japanese hookers with whip crème on their elbows…
And midget who has two all you can eat coupons to Stuckey’s…
And a marginally retarded gopher with a soccer ball up its [...]
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Posted in Celebrities, Drinking, Hotties, Humor, Internet, Kodak Moment, Movies, Music, News, Photos, Public, tagged anal sex, boob, Crack Whore, flash, Flasher, full frontal nudity, Hillary Duff, Hot, Lizzie Maguire, meaty, Midget porn, Mmmmm, Naked, Nude, poop, porn, sexy, Slut, sniff, star, tit, topless, Video on April 23, 2008 | 3 Comments »
Below is the exclusive video showing Hillary Duff flashing someone on a video camera at a party.
“Warning” Full Frontal nudity.
The video is on a loop and will start any moment.
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Posted in Animals, Celebrities, Demotivator, Humor, Kodak Moment, Photos, Politics, Thoughts, WTF, tagged 80's, afford, anal sex, Baby, breast feeding, butt sex, cannibals, Chick, Crack Whore, Crazy, Deformed, Election, Elephant man, Japan, karaoke, key-tar, Masturbation, meat eater, Midget porn, new kids on the block, poor, Rich, sniff, sun burn, sun screen, sunburn, Suprise, threesomes, ummmm, white chick on April 18, 2008 | 2 Comments »
I was trying really hard to come up with a post before the weekend. Something smart and witty, that would grab your attention and make the reader think…Then I realized this was Hot Lard and that really is not our style. So what I have done is gathered all the rejected Demotivational posters I have [...]
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Posted in Celebrities, Hotties, Humor, Internet, Kodak Moment, Photos, tagged actor, Actress, anal sex, celebrity, Cheese, child star, Crack Whore, dial up, Film, Funny, got you, gotcha, HA HA, Hanna Montana, Hollywood, Midget porn, miley cyrus, Music, Naked, Naked Pictures, Nude, porn, porn star, rare, Smile, sniff, Teeth, TV on April 17, 2008 | 2 Comments »
I posted this from my home and I only have dial-up, so I hope it came out OK.
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Posted in Bedtime Story, Celebrities, Humor, Mad Lib, WTF, tagged anal sex, Ass, astronaut, babysitter, balls, Batman, Bikini, Blog, Blow Job, boobs, bra, Britney Spears, Butt, butt crack, butt sex, cheezburger, Crack Whore, Cum, demotivational, Demotivational posters, double d, Drunk, eat shit, Ejaculation, face paint, Fart, fat, Fat ass, fucking, gangs, Glass, Hairy, Happy, Herpes, Hooker, Humper, joy, Junkie, Man, Masturbate, Midget, Midget porn, models, modles, Monkey, Mullet, nigerians, Once upon a time, over weight, Pants, Party, pirates, piss, poop, princess, Puke, Pull my finger, Rainbow Bright, Retards, Shit, sin, sniff, story, Suck, Super, super models, Super Tard, swimsiut, Tard, Teeth, thong, turtle, Whore on April 9, 2008 | 7 Comments »
Hey kids!
It’s time for another happy happy joy joy Hot Lard Mad Lib. This is where we take all the search terms you snuggle muffins use to find our web site of rainbow kisses and ice cream sprinkle rain showers. So as you rascals read along, you may find a word you used to look [...]
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