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Installing iTunes

Posted: February 29, 2008 by S in Apple, Microsoft, Rants
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You tell me what is wrong with this picture, as I fail to see how the two applications are remotely connected:

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Is there some fancy feature where I can listen to my MP3s using Outlook 2003 that I am not aware of?

Sure, go ahead and blast me for not realizing that I could sync my Outlook calendar to my iPod.  Oh wait, maybe I should buy an iPod.  And, if I had one maybe I would have it connected via USB that would actually force the error you see above.

Better yet, why the fuck does Apple insist on installing iTunesHelper.exe and iPodService.exe when I have NEVER connected an iPod to my computer?

Apple, if you’re listening (and I know Steve Jobs is a huge fan of Hot Lard) … where are the options in the iTunesSetup.exe where I can deselect iPod connectivity?  I simply cannot spare any more resources of my 3.49 GB of RAM to allow you to install two services that never actually are used.

God, I hate the way Apple is cranking out their shitty iTunes software.  It is about high-time I uninstall this garbage.  See Maddox for more information.

My new PC has Windows Vista installed on it. I’ve tried working with it for about a week or so….

Now I know what forced male on male anal sex must feel like.

Apple Hates Your Kids

Posted: October 29, 2007 by S in Apple, You Suck

evil-steve-jobs.jpgApparently, if you decide to send Apple (specifically sent to Steve Jobs), Apple Legal will send the mafia to have you knocked -off.

Really, if you really care about losing your kids, don’t allow them to mail a friendly letter addressed to Mr O-Mighty Jobs.

Your kids will thank me/you later.

Read this to learn more: http://cbs13.com/topstories/local_story_104012157.html

The New Ibox

Posted: September 7, 2007 by Ervin Sholpnick in Apple, Microsoft, Video games
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Price today: $599.99

In 8 weeks: $399.99

Get ‘em while they’re hot!!!

And we do mean HOT… The fucking thing will burn up on you in less than a month.