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Archive for the ‘Apple’ Category
Installing iTunes
Posted: February 29, 2008 by S in Apple, Microsoft, RantsTags: Apple, bad software design, itunes, outlook
You tell me what is wrong with this picture, as I fail to see how the two applications are remotely connected:
Is there some fancy feature where I can listen to my MP3s using Outlook 2003 that I am not aware of?
Sure, go ahead and blast me for not realizing that I could sync my Outlook calendar to my iPod. Oh wait, maybe I should buy an iPod. And, if I had one maybe I would have it connected via USB that would actually force the error you see above.
Better yet, why the fuck does Apple insist on installing iTunesHelper.exe and iPodService.exe when I have NEVER connected an iPod to my computer?
Apple, if you’re listening (and I know Steve Jobs is a huge fan of Hot Lard) … where are the options in the iTunesSetup.exe where I can deselect iPod connectivity? I simply cannot spare any more resources of my 3.49 GB of RAM to allow you to install two services that never actually are used.
God, I hate the way Apple is cranking out their shitty iTunes software. It is about high-time I uninstall this garbage. See Maddox for more information.
My Thoughts by Ervin Shlopnick – Windows Vista
Posted: January 30, 2008 by Ervin Sholpnick in Apple, Humor, Internet, Thoughts, Tips & Tricks, WTF, You SuckTags: Computer, hacker, John Holmes, Microsoft, Midget porn, My Thoughts, prison rape, prison sex, Thought of the Day, Windows Vista, Windows XP
My new PC has Windows Vista installed on it. I’ve tried working with it for about a week or so….
Now I know what forced male on male anal sex must feel like.
Apparently, if you decide to send Apple (specifically sent to Steve Jobs), Apple Legal will send the mafia to have you knocked -off.
Really, if you really care about losing your kids, don’t allow them to mail a friendly letter addressed to Mr O-Mighty Jobs.
Your kids will thank me/you later.
Read this to learn more: http://cbs13.com/topstories/local_story_104012157.html
The New Ibox
Posted: September 7, 2007 by Ervin Sholpnick in Apple, Microsoft, Video gamesTags: Apple, Hot, Ipod, Microsoft, Steve Jobs, xbox
Price today: $599.99
In 8 weeks: $399.99
Get ‘em while they’re hot!!!
And we do mean HOT… The fucking thing will burn up on you in less than a month.
We’re Away…
Posted: September 4, 2009 by Ervin Sholpnick in Animals, animations, Apple, Bedtime Story, Best Buy, Best Of, Best Wishes, BitTorrent, Blogroll, Books, Business, Caption Contest, Celebrities, cheezburger, Christmas, Classic Comments, Cool Stuff, Demotivator, DotD, Drinking, Email Scams, Ervin Shlopnick for President, Fan Mail, Food, Forum, FotD, Government, Halloween, Holidays, Hot Lard's Birthday, HotD, Hotties, Howto, Humor, Internet, Jokes, Kodak Moment, life, Links, Mad Lib, Mediacom, Microsoft, Misc, Movies, Mr. Negative, Mr. Positive, Music, News, Nintendo, Occult, Of The Year nominee, Owies, Photos, Poetry, Politics, Pranks, PSA, Public, Quick Movie, Rants, Religion, Research, reviews, Shaming, Social, SPAM, Sports, Super Tard, Tech Support, Thoughts, TinyPic, Tips & Tricks, TV, Uncategorized, Video, Video games, WalMart, Worst Of, WTF, Yahoo, You Suck, YouTubeTags: We're Away
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