Posted in Animals, Apple, Bedtime Story, Best Buy, Best Wishes, BitTorrent, Blogroll, Books, Business, Caption Contest, Celebrities, Christmas, Demotivator, DotD, Drinking, Email Scams, Ervin Shlopnick for President, Fan Mail, Food, Forum, FotD, Halloween, HotD, Hotties, Howto, Humor, Internet, Jokes, Kodak Moment, Mad Lib, Mediacom, Microsoft, Misc, Movies, Music, News, Occult, Of The Year nominee, Owies, PSA, Photos, Poetry, Politics, Pranks, Public, Quick Movie, Rants, Religion, Research, SPAM, Shaming, Social, Sports, Super Tard, TV, Tech Support, Thoughts, Tips & Tricks, Video, Video games, WTF, Yahoo, You Suck, YouTube, animations, cheezburger, life, reviews, tagged 100000, 100K, anal sex, Blog, Britney Spears, Crack Whore, Hits, Midget porn, sniff on April 29, 2008 | 1 Comment »
On behalf of the entire Hot Lard staff, we would like to thank all 4 or our readers for getting us over 100,000 hits.
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It’s about time this gets resolved … I’m sick and tired of my PC not waking up after hibernation. Why do I configure it to hibernate? Well, when your machine is as powerful as mine, then you need to conserve energy when it’s not being used.
Review the SYMPTOMS bullet items.
It’s great that Microsoft finally expended [...]
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Don’t mess with Van Damme, Windows. You will pay.
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Mujibar was trying to get a job in India.
The Personnel Manager said, “Mujibar, you have passed all the tests, except one. Unless you pass it, you cannot qualify for this job.”
Mujibar said, “I am ready.”
The manager said, “Make a sentence using the words Yellow, Pink and Green.”
Mujibar thought for a few minutes and said, “Mister [...]
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You tell me what is wrong with this picture, as I fail to see how the two applications are remotely connected:
Is there some fancy feature where I can listen to my MP3s using Outlook 2003 that I am not aware of?
Sure, go ahead and blast me for not realizing that I could sync my Outlook [...]
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Posted in Best Wishes, Demotivator, Microsoft, tagged blu-ray, DVD, hd dvd, hddvd, Josh Hartnett, Microsoft, sony, toshiba on February 19, 2008 | No Comments »
In light of the recent news, some readers might want to bow your heads in silence and remember…
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Posted in Apple, Humor, Internet, Thoughts, Tips & Tricks, WTF, You Suck, tagged anal sex, Computer, computer news, Crack Whore, forced, hacker, John Holmes, male on male, Microsoft, Midget porn, My Thoughts, Prison, prison rape, prison sex, Russian Whore, Teeth, Thought of the Day, Vista, We Care, Windows, Windows Vista, Windows XP on January 30, 2008 | No Comments »
My new PC has Windows Vista installed on it. I’ve tried working with it for about a week or so….
Now I know what forced male on male anal sex must feel like.
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Posted in Humor, Internet, Public, Social, Yahoo, tagged career, Frown, FU, Fuck You, Malpractice, OOPS, Ruined, Sad, Sadden, Shocked, Suspended, Unhappy, user name, We Care on December 3, 2007 | No Comments »
It appears that Yahoo was not happy with the services that Dr. Shlopnick was providing.
Click on picture for better look.
Guess it’s time for a new career…
Or user name.
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Posted in Howto, Humor, Internet, PSA, Public, Social, Thoughts, Tips & Tricks, Yahoo, tagged anal sex, Answer, Avatar, Best Answer, Bike, Bleed, Blood, Break, Butt, Cherry, Doctor, Fluffy Bunny, Foray, girls, Girls only, helping hand, Hyman, mudderfuker, Period, popping, Prison, prison sex, Sex, sniff, Time of the month, TMI, To much information, Upstage, Virgin, Virginity, Votes, We Care, weak, weaker sex on November 28, 2007 | No Comments »
This next question and answer session proves that Dr. Sholpnick is not limited by any type of boundaries. This question was asked by a girl and she wanted answers from the weaker sex only. As you will see, The Dr is in and is taking all patients.
But on this series, we are making it a [...]
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Posted in Forum, Humor, Internet, PSA, Public, Rants, Social, Thoughts, Tips & Tricks, Yahoo, tagged Best Answer, Dial, DR, hard work, Helping hand. Soap, Hollywood, Reward, Soap Star, Thumbs down, TV, We Care, Zest on November 28, 2007 | No Comments »
Finally someone on Yahoo Answers gets it. Dr. Sholpnick finally gets rewarded for all his hard work.
Three thumbs down and still a best answer.
See our other forays here
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