Mr. Positive says, ” A wise man once said… Never listen to anyone who starts a statement with… A wise man once said”.
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Mr. Positive 07/18/2009
Posted in Business, Classic Comments, Demotivator, Howto, Humor, Mr. Positive, PSA, Politics, Public, Thoughts, Tips & Tricks, You Suck, life, tagged A wise man, A wise man once said, Crack Whore, demotivate, Demotivating, demotivation, demotivational, Demotivational posters, Midget porn, Positive, Wise man, Wiseman on July 17, 2009 | 1 Comment »
Mr. Positive 07/17/2009
Posted in Business, Classic Comments, Demotivator, Howto, Humor, Mr. Positive, PSA, Public, Rants, Thoughts, Tips & Tricks, life, tagged Crack Whore, crap. demotivational, demotivation. demotivate, Demotivational posters, Dump, ethics, good work ethic, manger, massive dump, Midget porn, motivate, motivational, motivational posters, motivator, Positive on July 17, 2009 | 1 Comment »
Mr. Positive says, “Remember, after making a statement, a good manger will always make time to listen to the response of their employees….. But before you say anything, I need to go take a massive dump”.
Mr. Positive 07/16/2009
Posted in Best Of, Business, Classic Comments, Cool Stuff, Demotivator, Howto, Humor, Mr. Positive, PSA, Poetry, Politics, Rants, Thoughts, Tips & Tricks, You Suck, tagged anal sex, Crack Whore, demotivate, demotivation, demotivational, Demotivational posters, give up, i give up, Midget porn, motivate, motivation, motivational, motivational posters, motivator, Positive, Rectal Itch on July 16, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Mr. Positive says, “I think…. No wait, I believe…. Wait…. hmmmm I give up”.
Mr. Positive 07/14/2009
Posted in Business, Classic Comments, Demotivator, Howto, Humor, Mr. Positive, PSA, Politics, Public, Thoughts, Tips & Tricks, You Suck, tagged demote, demotivate, demotivational, Demotivational posters, motivate, motivational posters, motivationl, porn, Positive on July 14, 2009 | 1 Comment »
Mr. Positive says, “I like it when a co-worker steps into a situation that they may not know much about, but are willing to pitch in and give it their all. I like a good work ethic being implemented between all co-workers. I like it when the right person gets the promotion they truly deserve…. [...]
Mr. Positive 07/13/2009
Posted in Business, Classic Comments, Howto, Humor, Mr. Positive, PSA, Rants, Thoughts, Tips & Tricks, You Suck, life, tagged anal sex, Crack Whore, defeat, demotivate, demotivational, Demotivational posters, Midget porn, motivate, motivation, motivational, motivational posters, motivator, Positive, you win on July 13, 2009 | 1 Comment »
Mr. Positive says, “Sometimes you have to look defeat square in the eye and say… You win”.
Mr. Positive – 07/10/2009
Posted in Best Of, Business, Classic Comments, Demotivator, Howto, Humor, Mr. Positive, PSA, Thoughts, Tips & Tricks, life, tagged Midget porn, Crack Whore, anal sex, Lost Soul, Soul, Thumbs up, motivation, demotivation, demotivational, Demotivational posters, motivational, motivational posters, motivator, Positive, Monday, reclaim on July 10, 2009 | 1 Comment »
Mr. Positive says, “It’s the weekend, so leave work behind………. It will reclaim your soul on Monday”.
Mr. Positive – Happy 4th of July
Posted in Best Wishes, Business, Classic Comments, Demotivator, Government, Holidays, Howto, Humor, Mr. Positive, PSA, Politics, Public, Thoughts, Tips & Tricks, You Suck, tagged 4th of July, Declaration of independence, demotivate, demotivational, Demotivational posters, forefathers, Independence, jipped, motivate, motivation, motivational posters, Positive, slaves, treason on July 2, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Mr. Positive says, “Happy 4th of July to you all. It was on this date that the great American forefathers, risked their lives and freedom to commit treason against the British Crown and sign the Declaration of Independence, so that all men could live free, be equal, and pursue happiness…. Of course the slaves felt [...]
Mr. Positive 07/01/2009
Posted in Business, Classic Comments, Howto, Humor, Mr. Positive, PSA, Public, Thoughts, You Suck, tagged bitch, Blow Job, board of directors, counterpart, demotivate, demotivation, demotivational, Demotivational posters, motivate, motivational, motivational posters, Oral Sex, Positive, Stupid, stupid bitch, Swallow, Teenager, women in the work place on July 1, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Mr. Positive says, “As a woman in the work place, you need to perform better, smarter and more diligently than your male counterpart just to get to the same level that he does. It’s not fair I know, but it’s just the way it is. But be proud of the fact that you are able [...]
About Mr. Positive.
Posted in Best Of, Business, Celebrities, Howto, Humor, Misc, Mr. Positive, PSA, Politics, Public, Research, Thoughts, Tips & Tricks, You Suck, life, tagged Cubicles, demotivate, demotivational, Demotivational posters, drive by shooting, employee, livestock, Midget porn, motivation, motivational, Mr. Positive, Positive, suicide, torture, torture chamber on June 27, 2009 | 6 Comments »
I’m sure you’re all wondering what the hell all the “Mr. Positive” posts are about?
Well you see, the attitude around the Hot Lard offices has been really shitty lately… (Geesh, you seduce one employees cat and the hole fucking office goes ape shit)
So I’ve decide to help the companies morale by placing these motivational [...]
We’re Away…
Posted in Animals, Apple, Bedtime Story, Best Buy, Best Of, Best Wishes, BitTorrent, Blogroll, Books, Business, Caption Contest, Celebrities, Christmas, Classic Comments, Cool Stuff, Demotivator, DotD, Drinking, Email Scams, Ervin Shlopnick for President, Fan Mail, Food, Forum, FotD, Government, Halloween, Holidays, Hot Lard's Birthday, HotD, Hotties, Howto, Humor, Internet, Jokes, Kodak Moment, Links, Mad Lib, Mediacom, Microsoft, Misc, Movies, Mr. Negative, Mr. Positive, Music, News, Nintendo, Occult, Of The Year nominee, Owies, PSA, Photos, Poetry, Politics, Pranks, Public, Quick Movie, Rants, Religion, Research, SPAM, Shaming, Social, Sports, Super Tard, TV, Tech Support, Thoughts, TinyPic, Tips & Tricks, Video, Video games, WTF, WalMart, Worst Of, Yahoo, You Suck, YouTube, animations, cheezburger, life, reviews, tagged We're Away on September 4, 2009 | 1 Comment »
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