Posted in Animals, Apple, Bedtime Story, Best Buy, Best Wishes, BitTorrent, Blogroll, Books, Business, Caption Contest, Celebrities, Christmas, Demotivator, DotD, Drinking, Email Scams, Ervin Shlopnick for President, Fan Mail, Food, Forum, FotD, Halloween, HotD, Hotties, Howto, Humor, Internet, Jokes, Kodak Moment, Mad Lib, Mediacom, Microsoft, Misc, Movies, Music, News, Occult, Of The Year nominee, Owies, PSA, Photos, Poetry, Politics, Pranks, Public, Quick Movie, Rants, Religion, Research, SPAM, Shaming, Social, Sports, Super Tard, TV, Tech Support, Thoughts, Tips & Tricks, Video, Video games, WTF, Yahoo, You Suck, YouTube, animations, cheezburger, life, reviews, tagged 100000, 100K, anal sex, Blog, Britney Spears, Crack Whore, Hits, Midget porn, sniff on April 29, 2008 | 1 Comment »
On behalf of the entire Hot Lard staff, we would like to thank all 4 or our readers for getting us over 100,000 hits.
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Posted in Books, tagged ads, Blog, book deal, Books, chuck norris, girls, goat, goatse.cx, Josh Hartnett, knopf, phoenix, Photos, tehran on April 2, 2008 | No Comments »
Word around the campfire is that a couple of WordPress blogs have book deals in the works. I think this is excellent news, as it gives the Hot Lard staff a number to work with when the Knopf Publishing Group comes knocking on our door with a wheel barrel full of cash.
If When they come [...]
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Posted in Animals, Bedtime Story, Books, Humor, Jokes, Mad Lib, Poetry, Public, Thoughts, WTF, tagged adventure, anal, anal sex, Ass, Black Santa, Britney Spears, Bukkaki, Bumps, Burn in Hell, Butt, Camp, cat, Christmas, corn, Crack, Crack pipe, Crack Whore, Cum, Diaper, Drunk Santa, Ejaculation, Elves, Face, Fart, fat, Flasher, Football, Freak, French, Funny, Gay, Gift, girls, Granny, Hairy, Hot, Hot teen, How to, Jimi Hendrix, Jock, John Holmes, Kick, Lard ass, Masturbate, Merry Christmas, Midget porn, Mother Fucker, Mud, Nude, Nuns, Nut, porn, Puke, Pussy, Rainbow Bright, Redneck, Reindeer, retard, Rotting, Russian Whore, Seaman, Seman, Shit, Sick, Sick Shit, Slut, Sphincter, Spitting, Swallow, Tard, Tards, Teeth, Tub, vampire, Whores, Wife, X-mas on November 16, 2007 | No Comments »
Official Hot Lard 2000 Hit Post
Hot Lard would like to wish all of our readers a very Merry Christmas.
And as a gift to all you good little freaks girls and boys. We are placing a Christmas Mad lib in your stocking. What we did for this one was to take the x-mas classic “The Night [...]
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Posted in Books on October 15, 2007 | No Comments »
Today’s BotM is COOKING WITH POOH. Unfortunately, this book is out of print. Time to hit the garage sales and flea markets!
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Posted in Books on September 11, 2007 | No Comments »
In a new feature we like to call BotM, our first title is ANYBODY CAN BE COOL …But Awesome Takes Practice. Don’t worry jackasses, we beat you to it. We’re teh aw3s0me!
If you’re a teenager looking for ideas on how to screw up your chances at getting laid, be sure to check [...]
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