So after spending millions of dollars of the tax payers money to fly his Commander and Chieflyness, her first lady likeness and the Oprah-nator to some third-world shit-hole so they could suck up to the IOC to get the Olympics (YAWN!) in Chicago…. It goes to Rio.
That was money well spent. We didn’t even finish [...]
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Iowa Hawkeye Demotivation
Posted in Best Of, Best Wishes, Demotivator, Humor, PSA, Photos, Sports, You Suck, life, tagged Big Ten, College Football, Crack Whore, demotivate, demotivation, demotivational, Demotivational posters, Football, Iowa, Iowa Hawkeyes, Midget porn, motivate, motivational, motivational posters, motivator, National Championship, Penn State, posters on October 1, 2009 | 2 Comments »
We are still in prison…errrrrrrrrrrrrr I mean on vacation.
But after the bitch slap the Iowa Hawkeyes laid on the Penn State …. Ummmm, they’re called the Silly Little Bitches aren’t they???
Well any-who, I had to create a couple of posters to mark this great victory.
GO HAWKS!
Mr. Positive 07/16/2009
Posted in Best Of, Business, Classic Comments, Cool Stuff, Demotivator, Howto, Humor, Mr. Positive, PSA, Poetry, Politics, Rants, Thoughts, Tips & Tricks, You Suck, tagged Midget porn, Crack Whore, anal sex, Rectal Itch, motivation, demotivation, demotivational, Demotivational posters, motivational, motivational posters, demotivate, motivate, motivator, Positive, give up, i give up on July 16, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Mr. Positive says, “I think…. No wait, I believe…. Wait…. hmmmm I give up”.
Mr. Positive – 07/10/2009
Posted in Best Of, Business, Classic Comments, Demotivator, Howto, Humor, Mr. Positive, PSA, Thoughts, Tips & Tricks, life, tagged Midget porn, Crack Whore, anal sex, Lost Soul, Soul, Thumbs up, motivation, demotivation, demotivational, Demotivational posters, motivational, motivational posters, motivator, Positive, Monday, reclaim on July 10, 2009 | 1 Comment »
Mr. Positive says, “It’s the weekend, so leave work behind………. It will reclaim your soul on Monday”.
About Mr. Positive.
Posted in Best Of, Business, Celebrities, Howto, Humor, Misc, Mr. Positive, PSA, Politics, Public, Research, Thoughts, Tips & Tricks, You Suck, life, tagged Cubicles, demotivate, demotivational, Demotivational posters, drive by shooting, employee, livestock, Midget porn, motivation, motivational, Mr. Positive, Positive, suicide, torture, torture chamber on June 27, 2009 | 6 Comments »
I’m sure you’re all wondering what the hell all the “Mr. Positive” posts are about?
Well you see, the attitude around the Hot Lard offices has been really shitty lately… (Geesh, you seduce one employees cat and the hole fucking office goes ape shit)
So I’ve decide to help the companies morale by placing these motivational [...]
Mr Positive 06/24/2009
Posted in Best Of, Classic Comments, Howto, Humor, Mr. Positive, PSA, Public, Rants, Thoughts, Tips & Tricks, You Suck, life, tagged advancement, boy scout, CEO, dedication, Mr. Positive, Naked, Naked Pictures, Positive, Troop, Whip cream, Work ethic on June 24, 2009 | 1 Comment »
Mr. Positive says, “A good work ethic and dedication are two sure-fire ways for advancement within your company…. Of course having pictures of your CEO covered in whip cream and Boy Scout troop 57 wouldn’t hurt either
Mr. Positive 06/22/2009
Posted in Best Of, Classic Comments, Cool Stuff, Howto, Humor, PSA, Thoughts, Tips & Tricks, You Suck, life, tagged ethics, harassment, Mr. Positive, Positive, sexual, Sexual harassment, Wrong, Yes on June 22, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Mr. Positive says, “Sexual harassment is wrong… Unless they say yes”
Mr. Positive 06/21/2009
Posted in Best Of, Classic Comments, Howto, Humor, Thoughts, Tips & Tricks, life, tagged Bury, co-workers, grave, impress, Kill, kill bury, Mr. Positive, Positive, Work on June 21, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Mr Positive says, ” Every day gives you the opportunity to impress your co-workers. And every night… the opportunity to bury them”.
Mr. Positive
Posted in Best Of, Business, Classic Comments, Cool Stuff, Howto, Humor, PSA, Thoughts, tagged go getter, motivate, motivation, Mr. Positive, Positive, power on June 17, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Mr Positive says, ” Whistle while you work… even if your work is burying bodies in the woods
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Posted in Animals, Apple, Bedtime Story, Best Buy, Best Of, Best Wishes, BitTorrent, Blogroll, Books, Business, Caption Contest, Celebrities, Christmas, Classic Comments, Cool Stuff, Demotivator, DotD, Drinking, Email Scams, Ervin Shlopnick for President, Fan Mail, Food, Forum, FotD, Government, Halloween, Holidays, Hot Lard's Birthday, HotD, Hotties, Howto, Humor, Internet, Jokes, Kodak Moment, Links, Mad Lib, Mediacom, Microsoft, Misc, Movies, Mr. Negative, Mr. Positive, Music, News, Nintendo, Occult, Of The Year nominee, Owies, PSA, Photos, Poetry, Politics, Pranks, Public, Quick Movie, Rants, Religion, Research, SPAM, Shaming, Social, Sports, Super Tard, TV, Tech Support, Thoughts, TinyPic, Tips & Tricks, Video, Video games, WTF, WalMart, Worst Of, Yahoo, You Suck, YouTube, animations, cheezburger, life, reviews, tagged We're Away on September 4, 2009 | 1 Comment »
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