Posted in Animals, Apple, Bedtime Story, Best Buy, Best Wishes, BitTorrent, Blogroll, Books, Business, Caption Contest, Celebrities, Christmas, Demotivator, DotD, Drinking, Email Scams, Ervin Shlopnick for President, Fan Mail, Food, Forum, FotD, Halloween, HotD, Hotties, Howto, Humor, Internet, Jokes, Kodak Moment, Mad Lib, Mediacom, Microsoft, Misc, Movies, Music, News, Occult, Of The Year nominee, Owies, PSA, Photos, Poetry, Politics, Pranks, Public, Quick Movie, Rants, Religion, Research, SPAM, Shaming, Social, Sports, Super Tard, TV, Tech Support, Thoughts, Tips & Tricks, Video, Video games, WTF, Yahoo, You Suck, YouTube, animations, cheezburger, life, reviews, tagged 100000, 100K, anal sex, Blog, Britney Spears, Crack Whore, Hits, Midget porn, sniff on April 29, 2008 | 1 Comment »
On behalf of the entire Hot Lard staff, we would like to thank all 4 or our readers for getting us over 100,000 hits.
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Posted in Animals, Bedtime Story, Celebrities, Food, Howto, Humor, Internet, Jokes, Kodak Moment, Misc, PSA, Photos, Public, TV, Thoughts, Tips & Tricks, Video, WTF, animations, life, tagged all you can eat, anal sex, Brush, brush your teeth, Crack Whore, Donkey, Hygene, Lazy Town, Midget porn, Monkey, motor oil, Nude, porn, retard, Slurp, sniff, Spit, Stuckey's, teen star, toothbrush on April 24, 2008 | 2 Comments »
Suddenly I have this uncontrollable urge to brush my teeth…
Nude…
With a sock puppet…
And donkey wearing a dress…
And a 55 gallon drum of motor oil…
And three nude Japanese hookers with whip crème on their elbows…
And midget who has two all you can eat coupons to Stuckey’s…
And a marginally retarded gopher with a soccer ball up its [...]
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Hey kids!
It’s time for another happy happy joy joy Hot Lard Mad Lib. This is where we take all the search terms you snuggle muffins use to find our web site of rainbow kisses and ice cream sprinkle rain showers. So as you rascals read along, you may find a word you used to look [...]
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Posted in Animals, Bedtime Story, Celebrities, Hotties, Internet, Kodak Moment, Movies, News, Photos, Thoughts, tagged anal sex, barnyard, child star, cocaine, cow, Crack Whore, Donkey, droopy, Drugs, fat, hmmmm, Junkie, lindsay lohan, marilyn monroe, Midget porn, Mmmmm, My Eyes, Naked, Nude Photos, Ouch, Pig, porn, red blooded american, red blooded american male, retard, Sex, Sheep, shrivel, shrivle, Skank, Slut, sniff on March 8, 2008 | No Comments »
I have heard all the buzz about these photos of Lindsay Skank Junkie Hoe Lohan posing nude with a Marilyn Monroe (another skank) look. And of course like any red blooded American male, when there is a chance to gawk at the naked body of someone my daughter used to watch when they were a [...]
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Posted in Animals, Bedtime Story, Humor, tagged anal sex, bitch, Bury, cat, Crack Whore, dead, dead cat, Fish, Funny, Gold Fish, grave, Heart Warming, hole, Once apon a time, pet, shovel, sniff, story on January 18, 2008 | No Comments »
Sniff…
I need a tissue and a hug.
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Official Hot Lard 2000 Hit Post
Hot Lard would like to wish all of our readers a very Merry Christmas.
And as a gift to all you good little freaks girls and boys. We are placing a Christmas Mad lib in your stocking. What we did for this one was to take the x-mas classic “The Night [...]
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Once there was a cat named Snuffles. He was a sweet little homeless kitty young Billy found at the playground one lazy Sunday. Billy loved Snuffles; so much that he fed it little frogs he stole from his classroom Biology class.
Then one day, Billy skinned his knee while riding his bike home from [...]
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