Posted in Animals, Demotivator, Humor, Jokes, Kodak Moment, Photos, Thoughts, tagged 360, anal sex, barnyard porn, bed wetting, boobs, brain surgeon, Britney Spears, Crack Whore, demotivational, Demotivational posters, fantasy, fantasy girl, Fight, french maid, gang bang, girl fight, hate mail, interracial, interracial gangbang, lips, Masturbation, Midget porn, motivational, Naked, Nude, porn barnyard, posters, pouty lips, Redneck, Scary, sniff, Ugly, unemployment, war, xbox on May 1, 2008 | 5 Comments »
Hey everybody…
Pull my finger.
Just kidding, you can read these demotivational posters instead.
Unless you really do want to pull my finger…
To read our other Deomtivational Posters click here
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Posted in Animals, Humor, Photos, Thoughts, tagged anal sex, barnyard, beastiality, Britney Spears, Crack Whore, Funny Thoughts, Horse, Kiss, My Thoughts, porn, Random Thoughts, Sex, thinking, Thought of the Day, ugh, Whore on April 30, 2008 | No Comments »
I believe that good barnyard porn starts with a kiss.
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Posted in Animals, Humor, Kodak Moment, Owies, Photos, WTF, tagged Air Force, anal sex, Bald Eagle, bam, bits, Blood, C130, Crack Whore, crash, freedom, fucking, guts, Midget porn, Military, Mmmmm, pow, sniff, stew, symbol, yuck on April 29, 2008 | No Comments »
Freedom Stew!!!
This U.S. Air Force C-130 was flying near Tacoma, Washington when it collided with an bald eagle. The pilot got splattered [...]
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Posted in Animals, Apple, Bedtime Story, Best Buy, Best Wishes, BitTorrent, Blogroll, Books, Business, Caption Contest, Celebrities, Christmas, Demotivator, DotD, Drinking, Email Scams, Ervin Shlopnick for President, Fan Mail, Food, Forum, FotD, Halloween, HotD, Hotties, Howto, Humor, Internet, Jokes, Kodak Moment, Mad Lib, Mediacom, Microsoft, Misc, Movies, Music, News, Occult, Of The Year nominee, Owies, PSA, Photos, Poetry, Politics, Pranks, Public, Quick Movie, Rants, Religion, Research, SPAM, Shaming, Social, Sports, Super Tard, TV, Tech Support, Thoughts, Tips & Tricks, Video, Video games, WTF, Yahoo, You Suck, YouTube, animations, cheezburger, life, reviews, tagged 100000, 100K, anal sex, Blog, Britney Spears, Crack Whore, Hits, Midget porn, sniff on April 29, 2008 | 1 Comment »
On behalf of the entire Hot Lard staff, we would like to thank all 4 or our readers for getting us over 100,000 hits.
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Posted in Animals, Best Wishes, News, Of The Year nominee, Rants, Thoughts, WTF, You Suck, life, tagged anal sex, bad guy, Crack Whore, Evil, father of the year, fatherhood, gang rape, Gulp, Hell, Incest, man goo, Midget porn, Mr. F, Pervert, prevert, Prison, rape, Satan, Sex, Soccer, Swallow, the face of evil, tourture, well adjusted on April 28, 2008 | 1 Comment »
It’s not often that you can look at the face of evil and live. But here it is…
Yes folks, this is the true face of evil. Meet Mr. F. This distinguished gentleman has reserved himself a very special place in hell for his actions. What this “Father of the Year” candidate did was kidnap his [...]
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Posted in Animals, Bedtime Story, Celebrities, Food, Howto, Humor, Internet, Jokes, Kodak Moment, Misc, PSA, Photos, Public, TV, Thoughts, Tips & Tricks, Video, WTF, animations, life, tagged all you can eat, anal sex, Brush, brush your teeth, Crack Whore, Donkey, Hygene, Lazy Town, Midget porn, Monkey, motor oil, Nude, porn, retard, Slurp, sniff, Spit, Stuckey's, teen star, toothbrush on April 24, 2008 | 2 Comments »
Suddenly I have this uncontrollable urge to brush my teeth…
Nude…
With a sock puppet…
And donkey wearing a dress…
And a 55 gallon drum of motor oil…
And three nude Japanese hookers with whip crème on their elbows…
And midget who has two all you can eat coupons to Stuckey’s…
And a marginally retarded gopher with a soccer ball up its [...]
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And it eats bananas too!
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Posted in Animals, Demotivator, Humor, Internet, Kodak Moment, Photos, Thoughts, tagged Add new tag, adult, anal sex, ape, brave, bravery, Crack Whore, Glass, gorilla, Midget porn, Monkey, safety, safety glass, Scary, sniff, toddler, zoo on April 21, 2008 | 5 Comments »
Dictionary.com Unabridged (v 1.1)
brav·er·y
Audio Help /ˈbreɪvəri, ˈbreɪvri/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[brey-vuh-ree, breyv-ree] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation
–noun, plural -er·ies.
1.
brave spirit or conduct; courage; valor.
2.
showiness; splendor; magnificence.
[Origin: 1540–50; prob. < It braveria, equiv. to brav(are) to brave + -eria -ery]
—Synonyms 1. intrepidity, fearlessness, boldness, daring, prowess, heroism, pluck, spirit, [...]
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Posted in Animals, Celebrities, Demotivator, Humor, Kodak Moment, Photos, Politics, Thoughts, WTF, tagged 80's, afford, anal sex, Baby, breast feeding, butt sex, cannibals, Chick, Crack Whore, Crazy, Deformed, Election, Elephant man, Japan, karaoke, key-tar, Masturbation, meat eater, Midget porn, new kids on the block, poor, Rich, sniff, sun burn, sun screen, sunburn, Suprise, threesomes, ummmm, white chick on April 18, 2008 | 2 Comments »
I was trying really hard to come up with a post before the weekend. Something smart and witty, that would grab your attention and make the reader think…Then I realized this was Hot Lard and that really is not our style. So what I have done is gathered all the rejected Demotivational posters I have [...]
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Posted in Animals, Humor, Photos, tagged cat, chosun galbee, Dog, jerking it, Josh Hartnett, knob gobbler, korea, Masturbate, restaurant, wanking on April 10, 2008 | 1 Comment »
Little did I know that so much effort went into this picture:
I thought I could come up with something, but unfortunately if you don’t live in the greater Los Angeles area, you will have no idea what I’m talking about. Of course, if you’re savvy-enough, you can jump on dot-com and look it up. LOL:
I’m [...]
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