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Hot Lard joins PETA to speak out about the slaughter of baby seals
Posted in Animals, Celebrities, Demotivator, Food, Humor, PSA, Photos, Politics, Pranks, WTF, You Suck, tagged Animal rights, ASPCA, baby seals, bloody, Canada, Club, Crack Whore, good cause, Love, Meat, meaty, Mmmmmm, PETA, save the seals, seal meat, seals, Slaughter on October 21, 2009 | 4 Comments »
What I did this Earth Day…
Posted in Animals, Best Of, Holidays, Howto, Humor, PSA, Politics, Thoughts, Tips & Tricks, WTF, You Suck, tagged Eagle, earth, Earth day, green peace, Kill, liberal pussies, liberals, mother earth, PETA, pussies, save the planet, Toxic Waist on April 24, 2009 | 3 Comments »
To show my respect to the Earth and all the liberal pussies that say we must protect her… Here is a list of what I did this Earth Day.
1. Bought an SUV. The Ozone Killer 3000 with an extra fossil fuel burning engine and genuine baby seal skin seat covers.
2. Purchased a crate of 250 [...]
Happy Earth Day – Bah Humbug
Posted in Animals, Food, Government, Holidays, Howto, Humor, News, PSA, Politics, Thoughts, WTF, You Suck, life, tagged anal sex, conservation, earth, Earth day, Garbage, landfill, liberals, Midget porn, pussies, recycle, save the planet, trash on April 22, 2009 | 2 Comments »
Happy Earth Day from all of us here at Hot Lard.
Remember friends, the quicker we destroy the planet, the sooner we don’t have to listen to all these liberal pussies telling us how important being GREEN is.
So please do your part and throw an extra bag a trash into your neighbors yard today.
A Pony for my Daughters Birthday
Posted in Animals, Best Of, Classic Comments, Demotivator, Humor, Kodak Moment, Thoughts, life, tagged Birthday, Blood, Butcher, daughter, joy, Love, Meat, Oh My God, Pony, present, splatter, Suprise on January 31, 2009 | 1 Comment »
Here is one from the vault. I wrote this way back in the early days of Hot Lard. I re-read this the other day and laughed so hard I nearly soiled myself. Anything that good should be brought out of storage and have the dust blown off so others can enjoy it. It’s an oldie [...]
Japan is the Innovative Leader in Barn Yard Porn
Posted in Animals, Best Of, Celebrities, Hotties, Humor, Internet, Movies, PSA, tagged ahead of the curve, asia, asian porn, great moments in movie making, great movies, Hitler, Innovation, inventive, Japan, Movies, porn on January 14, 2009 | 1 Comment »
If there is one thing I love more than anything else, it is new innovations in barn yard porn. And it appears that Japan has taken this genre and improved it 10 fold. I was surfing some of the scarier parts of the Internet last night and came across a clip from the latest release [...]
Seasons Greetings… I Quit!!!
Posted in Animals, Christmas, Demotivator, Humor, Photos, Thoughts, WTF, You Suck, tagged Midget porn, sniff, Crack Whore, anal sex, Seasons Greetings, I quit, Mery Christmas on December 23, 2008 | 3 Comments »
To all of our wonderful readers, I’d like to wish you all a very Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.
To my new boss that has told me I’m working on Christmas…. Fuck you ass wipe I quit.
Hot Lard Kodak Moment- Good Dog!
Posted in Animals, Demotivator, Humor, Kodak Moment, Photos, You Suck, tagged Midget porn, sniff, Fish, fish smell, bad smelling, good dog, crack whore. fart, Rover on December 11, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Rover thinks he has found the scent of a really big fish.
Hot Lard Kodak Moment – Super Villains
Posted in Animals, Humor, Photos, WTF, tagged catwoman, Hero, Pussy, Smelly, smelly pussy, Super Hero, villain on December 11, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Meet Catwoman’s retarded younger sister…
Pussy Girl.
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Posted in Animals, Apple, Bedtime Story, Best Buy, Best Of, Best Wishes, BitTorrent, Blogroll, Books, Business, Caption Contest, Celebrities, Christmas, Classic Comments, Cool Stuff, Demotivator, DotD, Drinking, Email Scams, Ervin Shlopnick for President, Fan Mail, Food, Forum, FotD, Government, Halloween, Holidays, Hot Lard's Birthday, HotD, Hotties, Howto, Humor, Internet, Jokes, Kodak Moment, Links, Mad Lib, Mediacom, Microsoft, Misc, Movies, Mr. Negative, Mr. Positive, Music, News, Nintendo, Occult, Of The Year nominee, Owies, PSA, Photos, Poetry, Politics, Pranks, Public, Quick Movie, Rants, Religion, Research, SPAM, Shaming, Social, Sports, Super Tard, TV, Tech Support, Thoughts, TinyPic, Tips & Tricks, Video, Video games, WTF, WalMart, Worst Of, Yahoo, You Suck, YouTube, animations, cheezburger, life, reviews, tagged We're Away on September 4, 2009 | 1 Comment »
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