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Archive for October, 2009
Blonde Joke of the Day – Corn Maze
Posted: October 30, 2009 by countofflanders in PhotosTags: Blonde Joke, corn
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Hot Lard joins PETA to speak out about the slaughter of baby seals
Posted: October 21, 2009 by Ervin Sholpnick in Animals, Celebrities, Demotivator, Food, Humor, Photos, Politics, Pranks, PSA, WTF, You SuckTags: Animal rights, ASPCA, baby seals, bloody, Canada, Club, Crack Whore, good cause, Love, Meat, meaty, Mmmmmm, PETA, save the seals, seal meat, seals, Slaughter
It’s time to show Canada, they can’t fuck with PETA and Hot Lard!!!!
(Click on poster for a better look)
Rio gets the Olympics, Obama fails…Again!
Posted: October 2, 2009 by Ervin Sholpnick in Best Of, Celebrities, Government, Humor, life, News, Politics, Public, Sports, Worst Of, WTF, You SuckTags: anal sex, barak obama, Crack Whore, fail, IOC, Midget porn, obama, Olympics, oprah, president, Sports
So after spending millions of dollars of the tax payers money to fly his Commander and Chieflyness, her first lady likeness and the Oprah-nator to some third-world shit-hole so they could suck up to the IOC to get the Olympics (YAWN!) in Chicago…. It goes to Rio.
That was money well spent. We didn’t even finish in the top two spots!!! Hell, they could have sent me, a sex starved midget with genital warts, and a one legged Asian hooker with turrets and we could have gotten the same results for a lot less money.
On second thought, from what I know of the IOC, my group may have won the bid.
What was the deciding factor that lost is for us??? Oprah wouldn’t give the chairman of the IOC anal. Dammit Oprah… Take one for the team!!!!
Who the fuck forgot to bring the Pepperidge Farm Cookies, the Wesson oil, and child prostitute for the IOC board?!?!?!?!?!?
Ahhhhhhhhhh….. it’s OK, nobody in this country really gives a rats ass about the Olympics anyway… They’re about as gay as Soccer… About.
Iowa Hawkeye Demotivation
Posted: October 1, 2009 by Ervin Sholpnick in Best Of, Best Wishes, Demotivator, Humor, life, Photos, PSA, Sports, You SuckTags: Big Ten, College Football, Crack Whore, demotivate, demotivation, demotivational, Demotivational posters, Football, Iowa, Iowa Hawkeyes, Midget porn, motivate, motivational, motivational posters, motivator, National Championship, Penn State, posters
We are still in prison…errrrrrrrrrrrrr I mean on vacation.
But after the bitch slap the Iowa Hawkeyes laid on the Penn State …. Ummmm, they’re called the Silly Little Bitches aren’t they???
Well any-who, I had to create a couple of posters to mark this great victory.
GO HAWKS!
