Archive for July, 2009
Motivator of the Day – Fresh Lemonade!
Posted in Demotivator, Hotties on July 22, 2009 | 5 Comments »
Hot Lard Kodak Moment – Baby Head Cemetery
Posted in Bedtime Story, Humor, Kodak Moment, Photos, tagged Baby, canibal, Cannibal, cannibalism, cannibals, cemetery, consumed, Flesh, flesh eater, Food, good eats, Good food, human flesh, Midget porn, Mmmmm, yUMMY on July 17, 2009 | 1 Comment »
The only part of the baby that can not be consumed is the head. And it must be disposed of properly.
Mr. Positive 07/17/2009
Posted in Business, Classic Comments, Demotivator, Howto, Humor, Mr. Positive, PSA, Public, Rants, Thoughts, Tips & Tricks, life, tagged Midget porn, Crack Whore, Dump, Demotivational posters, motivational, motivational posters, motivate, motivator, Positive, ethics, massive dump, crap. demotivational, demotivation. demotivate, manger, good work ethic on July 17, 2009 | 1 Comment »
Mr. Positive says, “Remember, after making a statement, a good manger will always make time to listen to the response of their employees….. But before you say anything, I need to go take a massive dump”.
Mr. Positive 07/16/2009
Posted in Best Of, Business, Classic Comments, Cool Stuff, Demotivator, Howto, Humor, Mr. Positive, PSA, Poetry, Politics, Rants, Thoughts, Tips & Tricks, You Suck, tagged Midget porn, Crack Whore, anal sex, Rectal Itch, motivation, demotivation, demotivational, Demotivational posters, motivational, motivational posters, demotivate, motivate, motivator, Positive, give up, i give up on July 16, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Mr. Positive says, “I think…. No wait, I believe…. Wait…. hmmmm I give up”.
Mr. Positive 07/14/2009
Posted in Business, Classic Comments, Demotivator, Howto, Humor, Mr. Positive, PSA, Politics, Public, Thoughts, Tips & Tricks, You Suck, tagged porn, demotivational, Demotivational posters, motivational posters, demotivate, motivate, demote, Positive, motivationl on July 14, 2009 | 1 Comment »
Mr. Positive says, “I like it when a co-worker steps into a situation that they may not know much about, but are willing to pitch in and give it their all. I like a good work ethic being implemented between all co-workers. I like it when the right person gets the promotion they truly deserve…. [...]
Mr. Positive 07/13/2009
Posted in Business, Classic Comments, Howto, Humor, Mr. Positive, PSA, Rants, Thoughts, Tips & Tricks, You Suck, life, tagged Midget porn, Crack Whore, anal sex, motivation, demotivational, Demotivational posters, motivational, motivational posters, demotivate, motivate, motivator, Positive, defeat, you win on July 13, 2009 | 1 Comment »
Mr. Positive says, “Sometimes you have to look defeat square in the eye and say… You win”.
Mr. Positive – 07/10/2009
Posted in Best Of, Business, Classic Comments, Demotivator, Howto, Humor, Mr. Positive, PSA, Thoughts, Tips & Tricks, life, tagged Midget porn, Crack Whore, anal sex, Lost Soul, Soul, Thumbs up, motivation, demotivation, demotivational, Demotivational posters, motivational, motivational posters, motivator, Positive, Monday, reclaim on July 10, 2009 | 1 Comment »
Mr. Positive says, “It’s the weekend, so leave work behind………. It will reclaim your soul on Monday”.
We’re a MEME?????
Posted in Demotivator on July 2, 2009 | 1 Comment »
Check it out… we’re a Meme… Whatever the fuck that is.
Mr. Positive – Happy 4th of July
Posted in Best Wishes, Business, Classic Comments, Demotivator, Government, Holidays, Howto, Humor, Mr. Positive, PSA, Politics, Public, Thoughts, Tips & Tricks, You Suck, tagged motivation, demotivational, Demotivational posters, motivational posters, demotivate, motivate, Positive, 4th of July, Independence, Declaration of independence, jipped, slaves, treason, forefathers on July 2, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Mr. Positive says, “Happy 4th of July to you all. It was on this date that the great American forefathers, risked their lives and freedom to commit treason against the British Crown and sign the Declaration of Independence, so that all men could live free, be equal, and pursue happiness…. Of course the slaves felt [...]
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Mr. Positive 07/18/2009
Posted in Business, Classic Comments, Demotivator, Howto, Humor, Mr. Positive, PSA, Politics, Public, Thoughts, Tips & Tricks, You Suck, life, tagged Midget porn, Crack Whore, demotivation, demotivational, Demotivational posters, Demotivating, demotivate, Positive, A wise man, Wise man, Wiseman, A wise man once said on July 17, 2009 | 1 Comment »
Mr. Positive says, ” A wise man once said… Never listen to anyone who starts a statement with… A wise man once said”.
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