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About Mr. Positive.

Posted in Best Of, Business, Celebrities, Howto, Humor, Misc, Mr. Positive, PSA, Politics, Public, Research, Thoughts, Tips & Tricks, You Suck, life, tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on June 27, 2009 | 6 Comments »

I’m sure you’re all wondering what the hell all the “Mr. Positive” posts are about?
Well you see, the attitude around the Hot Lard offices has been really shitty lately… (Geesh, you seduce one employees cat and the hole fucking office goes ape shit)
So I’ve decide to help the companies morale by placing these motivational [...]

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Mr.Positive 6/27/2009

Posted in Business, Howto, Humor, Mr. Positive, PSA, Public, Thoughts, Tips & Tricks, You Suck, life, tagged , , , , , , , , , , on June 27, 2009 | Leave a Comment »

Mr Positive says, “A good employee uses the weekend to help themselves recharge, to be ready to go for the workweek ahead …. The rest of us use the weekend to help us forget our jobs and pray they don’t make us give a urine sample on Monday.

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RIP Michael Jackson

Posted in Best Wishes, Celebrities, Humor, Thoughts, tagged , , , , , , , , on June 25, 2009 | 2 Comments »

Just want to take a moment to remember the late great Michael Jackson….
OK, IT’S SAFE FOR ALL THE LITTLE BOYS TO COME OUT OF HIDING NOW. HE CAN’T RAPE YOUR ASS ANY MORE !!!
Sniff… I’m all broken up.

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Mr Positive 06/24/2009

Posted in Best Of, Classic Comments, Howto, Humor, Mr. Positive, PSA, Public, Rants, Thoughts, Tips & Tricks, You Suck, life, tagged , , , , , , , , , , on June 24, 2009 | 1 Comment »

Mr. Positive says, “A good work ethic and dedication are two sure-fire ways for advancement within your company…. Of course having pictures of your CEO covered in whip cream and Boy Scout troop 57 wouldn’t hurt either

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Mr. Positive 06/22/2009

Posted in Best Of, Classic Comments, Cool Stuff, Howto, Humor, PSA, Thoughts, Tips & Tricks, You Suck, life, tagged , , , , , , , on June 22, 2009 | Leave a Comment »

Mr. Positive says, “Sexual harassment is wrong… Unless they say yes”

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Mr. Positive 06/21/2009

Posted in Best Of, Classic Comments, Howto, Humor, Thoughts, Tips & Tricks, life, tagged , , , , , , , , on June 21, 2009 | Leave a Comment »

Mr Positive says, ” Every day gives you the opportunity to impress your co-workers. And every night… the opportunity to bury them”.

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Mr Positive 06/19/2009

Posted in Classic Comments, Cool Stuff, Howto, Humor, PSA, Public, Research, Thoughts, Tips & Tricks, life, tagged , , , , , , , , on June 19, 2009 | Leave a Comment »

Mr Positive says, ” Your boss does not know that the smile on your face is from the daydreams you have of killing him. So that gives you the element of suprise”.

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Hot Lard Web Site of the Day

Posted in Links on June 18, 2009 | 1 Comment »

http://www.explosionsandboobs.com/
Be sure refresh.   Often.

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Mr. Positive

Posted in Best Of, Business, Classic Comments, Cool Stuff, Howto, Humor, PSA, Thoughts, tagged , , , , , on June 17, 2009 | Leave a Comment »

Mr Positive says, ” Whistle while you work… even if your work is burying bodies in the woods

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I’m giving 118%

Posted in Best Of, Business, Howto, Humor, PSA, Tips & Tricks, life, tagged , , , , , , , on June 1, 2009 | 4 Comments »

Here is a little something that is indisputable mathematical logic.
This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint….it goes like this:
What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants    you to [...]

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