Can you spot the under cover policeman?
The first one that does gets a cookie…
OK we don’t have any cookies, so I’ll find something you can sniff. How about that?
Archive for April, 2009
Popeyes Runs Out of Chicken, Conspiracy??
Posted in News, Public, YouTube on April 29, 2009 | 4 Comments »
Am I the only one (apparently not) that noticed something unusual about this video?
You’d think the reporter would’ve at least tried to find a white person.
Is this how stereotypes get started? Or, is this simply fact?
What I did this Earth Day…
Posted in Animals, Best Of, Holidays, Howto, Humor, PSA, Politics, Thoughts, Tips & Tricks, WTF, You Suck, tagged Eagle, earth, Earth day, green peace, Kill, liberal pussies, liberals, mother earth, PETA, pussies, save the planet, Toxic Waist on April 24, 2009 | 3 Comments »
To show my respect to the Earth and all the liberal pussies that say we must protect her… Here is a list of what I did this Earth Day.
1. Bought an SUV. The Ozone Killer 3000 with an extra fossil fuel burning engine and genuine baby seal skin seat covers.
2. Purchased a crate of 250 [...]
Happy Earth Day – Bah Humbug
Posted in Animals, Food, Government, Holidays, Howto, Humor, News, PSA, Politics, Thoughts, WTF, You Suck, life, tagged anal sex, conservation, earth, Earth day, Garbage, landfill, liberals, Midget porn, pussies, recycle, save the planet, trash on April 22, 2009 | 2 Comments »
Happy Earth Day from all of us here at Hot Lard.
Remember friends, the quicker we destroy the planet, the sooner we don’t have to listen to all these liberal pussies telling us how important being GREEN is.
So please do your part and throw an extra bag a trash into your neighbors yard today.
Hot Lard Kodak Moment – I Love Unicorns
Posted in Kodak Moment, WTF on April 20, 2009 | 1 Comment »
… except this one!
OMG!
My Thoughts by Erivin Shlopnick – The Science of Women
Posted in Hotties, Humor, Thoughts, tagged Blow Job, equal rights, Love, My Thoughts, Oral Sex, respect, shiny, Stupid, Things, Thought of the Day, Women on April 19, 2009 | 1 Comment »
Thank goodness for shiny things… Without them women would not have anything to think about.
But make sure they finish all your laundry and cooking before you let them play with their shiny thing. Otherwise they will not get any of their womanly duties finished before the big game comes on.
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I just kid
I know women are [...]
American Gothic, Redefined in Iowa
Posted in Politics, tagged American Gothic, gay marriage, Iowa on April 16, 2009 | 5 Comments »
If you FOR the overturning of the ban against gay marriage, I invite you to read this:
http://online.wsj.com/article/SB123984281183523361.html
My Trip to Delieverance
Posted in Bedtime Story, Holidays, Humor, Thoughts, life on April 14, 2009 | 1 Comment »
I just came from a part of the country where “Deliverance” is not a movie…. It’s a way of life.
I guess I should have been scared, but I sort of liked the sheriff telling me, “You sure do have a purty mouth boy”
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