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Archive for April, 2009

Can you spot the under cover policeman?
The first one that does gets a cookie…
OK we don’t have any cookies, so I’ll find something you can sniff. How about that?

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Am I the only one (apparently not) that noticed something unusual about this video?

You’d think the reporter would’ve at least tried to find a white person.
Is this how stereotypes get started?  Or, is this simply fact?

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To show my respect to the Earth and all the liberal pussies that say we must protect her…  Here is a list of what I did this Earth Day.
1.    Bought an SUV. The Ozone Killer 3000 with an extra fossil fuel burning engine and genuine baby seal skin seat covers.
2.    Purchased a crate of 250 [...]

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Happy Earth Day from all of us here at Hot Lard.
Remember friends, the quicker we destroy the planet, the sooner we don’t have to listen to all these liberal pussies telling us how important being GREEN is.
So please do your part and throw an extra bag a trash into your neighbors yard today.

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… except this one!
OMG!

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Thank goodness for shiny things… Without them women would not have anything to think about.
But make sure they finish all your laundry and cooking before you let them play with their shiny thing. Otherwise they will not get any of their womanly duties finished before the big game comes on.
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I just kid
I know women are [...]

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It has been some time since I last created a bunch of demotivational posters.
Many moons have pasted and the sands of time have sifted away like a monkey who has eaten 6 cans of creamed corn and has a rectal infection.
A lot of changes have come to my life during this time, some of which [...]

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If you FOR the overturning of the ban against gay marriage, I invite you to read this:
http://online.wsj.com/article/SB123984281183523361.html

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I just came from a part of the country where “Deliverance” is not a movie…. It’s a way of life.
I guess I should have been scared, but I sort of liked the sheriff telling me, “You sure do have a purty mouth boy”

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