I’ve decided to give up my life long dream of becoming a world famous “Port-O-Potty Spelunker”.
I’ll have to just settle with my current career of forcing young drug addicted teenage runaways into a life of barnyard porn.
Thank goodness for crack.
Archive for March, 2009
My Thoughts by Ervin Shlopnick – Unfulfilled Dreams
Posted in Howto, Humor, Poetry, Thoughts, life, tagged cave, Crack, dream, drug addict, Drugs, happy times, life long dream, outhouse, porn, Port-o-potty, spelunker on March 27, 2009 | 2 Comments »
School, 1957 vs 2009
Posted in Thoughts, tagged asprin, Child abuse, FBI, High School, Josh Hartnett, SWAT on March 10, 2009 | 1 Comment »
Scenario 1:
Jack goes quail hunting before school and then pulls into the school parking lot with his shotgun in his truck’s gun rack.
1957 – Vice Principal comes over, looks at Jack’s shotgun, goes to his car and gets his shotgun to show Jack.
2008 – School goes into lock down, FBI called, Jack hauled off [...]
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