Demotivating the taxpayers- Way to go Merrill Lynch & Bank of America

This one is dedicated to Merrill Lynch and Bank of America. After losing nearly 15 Billion dollars in 2008, Merrill  handed out 3 Billion dollars in bonuses to their well deserving executives.
Then went to Uncle Sam and asked for Billions from the taxpayers to help them stay afloat.
And now Bank of Evil…errrrrrrrrr I mean Bank [...]

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Demotivation of the Day 2/27/2009

The Count sent me this picture and I had to make a poster for it.

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Hot Lard Kodak Moment – Hello Kitty!

It’s such a shame that what was probably a good idea on paper, failed miserably in real life.  Then again, it could just be because she’s ugly.

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Hot Lard Kodak Moment – Piñata Edition

This deserves a caption contest, or something.  Post your ideas in the comments.

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Hot Lard Mother of the Day Award

… goes to an Indian woman accussed of trying to sell her newborn baby for $130.
Read more about it here: www.cnn.com/2009/WORLD/asiapcf/02/24/baby.sale
I didn’t know Indian babies cost this much… last time I was in the market for such goods, I could easily buy one less than half.
They come pre-loaded with coding skills.  Awesome!

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Hot Lard Kodak Moment – Impress Your Date

This reminds me of the love sonnet I wrote for my ex-girlfriend…
Since meeting you it is hard to deny
The feelings growing in me will never die
You are my morning, my evening, and my April rain
You’re my warm winters evening by the fire; when we are apart my heart pains
It’s alarming how my love for you [...]

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Demotivational Posters Volume #33

It has been a very long time since my last demotivational post. It really is not my fault though; my wife lost the key for the ball-gag and handcuffs so it was hard to do anything with a keyboard for a good while. I do have the handcuffs off now so typing is doable once [...]

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Hot Lard Kodak Moment – Front Row Tickets

So, here is a band:

If you happen to score front row tickets, here’s a view of the spectacular show:
N . S . F . W .

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What you need to know about the Economic Stimulus Package

This year, taxpayers will receive an Economic Stimulus Payment. This is a very exciting new program that I will explain using the Q and A format:
“Q.. What is an Economic Stimulus Payment? “
A. It is money that the federal government will send to taxpayers.
“Q. Where will the government get this money? “
A. From taxpayers.
“Q. So [...]

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Hot Lard Book of the Day – Moose Diarrhea

Thinking this was a joke, I had to verify.

Yep, it’s real!

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