Posted in Jokes, tagged Penis on January 30, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:
I do physical labor.
I work at great depths.
I plunge headfirst into everything I do.
I do not get weekends or public holidays off.
I work in a damp environment.
I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation.
I work in high temperatures.
My work exposes me [...]
Posted in Humor, News, Photos, tagged flight 1549, hudson river, us airways on January 29, 2009 | 1 Comment »
Posted in Humor, Kodak Moment, Photos, tagged chomp, eating fleash, fleash eater, Road, Road Work, yum, zombie, zombies on January 29, 2009 | 3 Comments »
“””Ring”””
Hi Honey… It’s me… Yeah, I’m going to be running late tonight… Those damn Road Zombies are blocking traffic again.
Posted in Kodak Moment, tagged Kodak Moment on January 26, 2009 | 2 Comments »
Here are some great moments when thunder has been stolen in a Kodak Moment.
Posted in Celebrities, Humor, Kodak Moment, Photos, Politics, tagged clone, Geroge bush, morphing, obama, president, Twins, White house on January 23, 2009 | 1 Comment »
Hey… You never know.
I mean, have you ever seen them together?
I’m afraid!
Posted in Best Of, Demotivator, Humor, Photos, Public, Thoughts, tagged Retards, Retarded, demotivational, Demotivational posters, motivational, motivational posters, demotivate, motivate, Militray, I need your help on January 23, 2009 | 2 Comments »
I was sent an email the other day with a couple of pictures taken over in Iraq and was asked to create a couple of Demotivational Poster for them.
Email Below
Hey i was sent these pics from a soldier buddy in iraq and i was wonderin if i could get them “DeMotivated” from you…. Thanks!!
I emailed [...]
Posted in Cool Stuff, tagged bisect angle, circle center, convergence, eyeballing game, midpoint, parallelogram, right angle, triangle center on January 23, 2009 | 2 Comments »
Not to complete rip-off what this guy said about the eyeballing game, but here is the idea … we’ve all looked at something and tried to eyeball it without really breaking out the ruler or protractor.
To play a cool game (Flash required) and test your skills, go to the eyeballing game site and play along.
Posted in Celebrities, Hotties, Humor, Kodak Moment, Music, Photos, tagged Ass, bug eyed, concert, Golly, singer, Zoinks on January 20, 2009 | 2 Comments »
Golly, he must really love this song.
A Pony for my Daughters Birthday
Posted in Animals, Best Of, Classic Comments, Demotivator, Humor, Kodak Moment, Thoughts, life, tagged Birthday, Blood, Butcher, daughter, joy, Love, Meat, Oh My God, Pony, present, splatter, Suprise on January 31, 2009 | 1 Comment »
Here is one from the vault. I wrote this way back in the early days of Hot Lard. I re-read this the other day and laughed so hard I nearly soiled myself. Anything that good should be brought out of storage and have the dust blown off so others can enjoy it. It’s an oldie [...]
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